Manners Maketh Man

The evolution of my cell phones during four years of high school. I dropped all three in the toilet at one point, the iPhone died, the Razr survived and the Nokia broke the toilet.

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”

Your child calls other children homophobic, racist, or misogynistic slurs.  Your child steals or tells other children that they’re not allowed to play in certain areas.  Your kid punches their crush when that child doesn’t reciprocate their feelings.  That is NOT “kids will be kids” and you as the parent or teacher need to put a stop to it. 

Tony Stark Porn pack [insp]

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

i love when you find that one character. that character that is your absolute favorite. the character that, just by thinking of them, makes you incredibly emotional. you know that character is the one for you. they’re your number one. and you know you will never love another more

Has this been done yet? 

Hux doesn’t get paid enough for this shit

“Kid, I’ve drove from one side of this country to the other, and I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff.”

Obi-Wan Kenobi porn pack (insp.)

We have trusted you this far and you have not led us astray. Forgive me. I was wrong to despair.

Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!