Ramblings Of A Closeted Hetalian

APH Belgium in my style <3

APH America would 100% join the raid and you can’t change my mind.

Canada: Mmm-hmmm.

Prussia: … But… Aren’t you kni–

England: theoretically how much will this scheme cost?

France: how long will it take to be implemented?

America: is getting salmonella from eating raw cookie mix a myth? Because if not, I’ve been playing Russian roulette with my health for at least 4 decades

Germany:

request for @ask-schoolmaster-alfred 

excuse his poofy hair but i kinda like it

I just had the best thought: America, like a Disney princess, attracts small cute animals wherever he goes. He can’t get them to go away. He thinks that they ruin his manly vibe. 

Worse: he can understand what they’re saying to him and no one else can. this is immensely frustrating. And he can only really make them do anything by singing. So we have america hurriedly whisper-singing under a table during a meeting to adorable squirrels pawing at his feet. 

*Submission by @marfacat

•France’s house is Melodramatic Depression Central™️ in which he plays old music on a phonograph and talks about the human concept of death for HOURS at his guests.

•Also everything is arranged the way it is because AESTHETIC

•He writes emo poetry and reads it to whoever he manages to corner (usually America because France is like the ONLY nation he seeks approval from. Canada, on the other hand, is a complete ass about it).

•If you fall asleep at meetings or other such important events, he WILL draw a sleazy looking mustache on you in blue sharpie. He’s turned it into an art. Every mustache is unique and parodies the wearer’s personality.

•He’s got a shitty tramp stamp of a baguette that was the result of an unfortunate night of drinking and keeps forgetting to get it removed. It’s been forty years. France. What’re you doing, man. (Its Canada’s fault, but he blamed it on England).

•Whenever France is at Germany’s house he rearranges all the books. It drives Germany nuts. He’s got cameras all around his house now. He’s never caught France, but he knows it’s him.

•France and Germany have a weird relationship. Whenever they interact they both passive-aggressively try to annoy the everloving shit out of one another through subtle acts of tomfoolery.