its a pun

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting, red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting, red mackerel tabby

What about the two at the bottom?

cab 👍🦀

love the suggestion that Noah would have had crabs on the ark. like if everything flooded I think they would be fine actually

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light

Happy Pride

happy pride month to this post specifically

Fuck yeah droving

I wonder what they're saying to each other?

Most of it is probably "hey calf! I'm here! We're going somewhere new so don't get lost!" and "Hey mum! Mum! This is confusing and I lost sight of you for three seconds! Tell me where you are!"

There's also "argh flies why" just for texture

this post had everything I could hope for

do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now