Need Hotdogs

*sneezes a cute little achoo! as an enormous cloud of reproductive spores erupts from my skin*

I order 10 of your finest

*sneezes a cute little achoo! as an enormous cloud of reproductive spores erupts from my skin*

The clowns are spreading, the clown harvest will be well this year

homierotic

pal-sexual

Les-be-friends

A-bromantic

Bi-brosef

So you despise it as much as you despise the rich

kids these days with their sundials & their water clocks. when I was a boy we told time with our hunger pangs and we LIKED it

This implies gaud is as old as ancient romans. So I have a theory he's nothing but a melted brain with a face because he... well I don't know...

Thank you fellow. I will update my post now

Thinking of Advocating for more Hptdogs, too little Hotdogs

It's a success I have anxiety and now there's not just a lake but a sea of hotdogs

The ocean of hotdogs now has ants. But worse than all, hotdog ants are eating our delicious hotdogs in the cheddar dog division. This is horrid to realize since the government had said they'd put hotdog ant repellant on all the hotdogs in the Hotdog Ocean, especially in the Chedder Dogs. HOTDOG REVOLUTION MUST RISE AGAIN.

kids these days with their sundials & their water clocks. when I was a boy we told time with our hunger pangs and we LIKED it

This implies gaud is as old as ancient romans. So I have a theory they're nothing but a melted brain with a face because They... well I don't know...

Thinking of Advocating for more Hptdogs, too little Hotdogs

It's a success I have anxiety and now there's not just a lake but a sea of hotdogs

Now this is why I'm on tumblr, the art is absolutely glorious, I mean look at it!

Insist the phrase “sex dungeon” implies the existence of “sex dragons”. Stat them up and present them to your DM with the insistence they be used.

When I read this I had the though of "Wait a second, isn't that just a bard dragon?" And felt the need to repost it, so I now want to create a small dragon that solely is a bard that's iconically in a group of other small dragons that reflect the party's stats, classes, everything but dragons