my lucifer is drunk on capri sun

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

sometimes…..fictional characters…….don’t need to name their children after dead people…….

sometimes.....fictional characters......don't need to have children.....

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned