my lucifer is drunk on capri sun

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

I hate to say it and I hate to know it but if you crave intimacy and deep relation you truly have to muster the courage to go first.

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world