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favorite garfield halloween costumes

(all dakin 1980’s-1999)

#idr who first showed me human garfield but i luv him so much

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tb totes h i dont think id taste v good like theres a lotttta scar tissue in there n i have taken some gnarly shit lmao

me: so how do u think movin the culture away from cannibalism is gonna go like do u think there will b a lot of pushback from the public????

dyrrek, w out every actually turnin 2 look at me, completely monotone: i think theyll host a feast in your honor

plushieanimals

scared-e & fraidy beanie babies 🧡

#meowbeasts

heiretic

late night hot takes w roxana: lowkey think the quad system is fascist empire propaganda meant 2 keep our relationships discreet n surface lvl/oriented arnd survival slash avoidin the drones

heiretic

im rested now n still stand by this tbh

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late night hot takes w roxana: lowkey think the quad system is fascist empire propaganda meant 2 keep our relationships discreet n surface lvl/oriented arnd survival slash avoidin the drones

c12h12n2o3

it's like i don't even know who i am anymore.

heiretic

c12h12n2o3:

*will be, then. my timeline’s a little fucky compared to what seems to be the standard issue, but by the sound of it so is yours, so i’m not sure who your last empress was. i didn’t expect anything more from mine, though. she’s a fucking idiot, point blank. are you… familiar? did you play?

good ol her imperial condefuckit was our empress until some anarchist buddies i have decided 2 uh... make some changes? lmao

also i havent played the weird effed up game personally but i dont need a crash course dw lol i have enuf contacts w multi timeline/universal knowledge to kno wats wat to some degree cross universal patterns etc etc

c12h12n2o3

huh. that's interesting. condewhatever, that's... meenah? so i guess everyone is a troll in your timeline. i mean, 'everyone' as in everyone who's part of the usual alphabet shit loop.

heiretic

as far as i can tell but i aint about to pretend there prob aint shit i dont kno abt esp since i spent the past several sweeps livin in assorted caves n abandoned hivestems

not 2 say i was totally cut off from society or anythin but it has been a hot min since i could have a social media presence w out riskin literal stacks lmao

c12h12n2o3

it's like i don't even know who i am anymore.

heiretic

c12h12n2o3:

*will be, then. my timeline’s a little fucky compared to what seems to be the standard issue, but by the sound of it so is yours, so i’m not sure who your last empress was. i didn’t expect anything more from mine, though. she’s a fucking idiot, point blank. are you… familiar? did you play?

good ol her imperial condefuckit was our empress until some anarchist buddies i have decided 2 uh... make some changes? lmao

also i havent played the weird effed up game personally but i dont need a crash course dw lol i have enuf contacts w multi timeline/universal knowledge to kno wats wat to some degree cross universal patterns etc etc

c12h12n2o3

it's like i don't even know who i am anymore.

heiretic

c12h12n2o3:

hey, unsuccessfully hunted down as a wriggler by the empire gang. your alternia must be cool as fuck.

i mean it blows p bad rn and historically but the idea is to like... u kno... fix that lmao

man it looks real bad for the empires rep it can fail to hunt down grubs n babies like damn yall get it together lol

im rox btw or roxana if for some reason ur desperate to call ppl by their full names

c12h12n2o3

it's like i don't even know who i am anymore.

heiretic

c12h12n2o3:

it does actually, yeah. what crimes?

oh u kno heresy treason vandalism threats of violence against gov officials ‘’’spreading untrue rumors’’’’ abt the actions of the empire(would u believe me... if i told u they were TRU rumors lmao) dissemination of protected info hackin etc

they dont rly like it when any1 does that but they esp dont like it when the effed up lil royal blood they thot they stamped out b4 she hit her adult molt does all that lol

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startin a new government agency called ‘shit sorry lol’ where i send fat stax of cash to various planets my predecessor effed the hell up

abapically

@heiretic replied to your post: hey im roxana but mostly ppl call me rox n one time i accidentally shot my rail in the spinal crevice durin a v competitive race but its chill he wears the bullet on a necklace now

a pleasure to meet you. you may call me lil. you'll have to forgive me, "rail" means what? glad to hear he had a good sense of humor on the incident, regardless.

heiretic

abapically:

i see. destiny besties. i suppose were you accidentally to shoot anyone in the spine, it would be lucky to shoot someone forgiving? assuming present enemies and total strangers were not an option. i would be curious to hear more about your culture if you care to share. can’t say i’m familiar. presently i am engaged in a study of how many microwaves i can explode before i get bored with it. numbering five thusfar.

so im this shitty thing called a troll its a species of alien specifically from the planet alternia which seems 2 exist in some form in more multiverses than i think is rly like reasonable esp considerin it fuckin sux lmao

i like ur microwave hobby this is fun and amuses me whos microwaves r u blowin up? do they get mad after?

c12h12n2o3

it's like i don't even know who i am anymore.

heiretic

if it makes u feel any better i was wanted by the empress 4 various treasons n crimes until she got dead

#soz u clearly got... is there a word like terraformed but water??#aquaformed???#isnt that a human grooming product tho?

rxgicide

imagine if you will a fire-spittin little freak boy

#absolutely insane how literally every1 i kno is a babe????

abapically

@heiretic replied to your post: hey im roxana but mostly ppl call me rox n one time i accidentally shot my rail in the spinal crevice durin a v competitive race but its chill he wears the bullet on a necklace now

a pleasure to meet you. you may call me lil. you'll have to forgive me, "rail" means what? glad to hear he had a good sense of humor on the incident, regardless.

heiretic

short for moirail idt its even rly considered slang i just luv an abbreviation where im from its like besties but like rly RLY besties, like so besties no1 else could ever begin to compare, ‘i would kill slash die slash commit hideous war crimes in yr name’ besties

nice to meet u lil!! what do u do for fun? now that i can im findin i rly enjoy an unnecessarily long soak in the ol ablution trap also guns

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excited 2 announce i can once more grace the public w my selfies w out riskin exposure to the government tbh

hiraspex

She is a mythic bitch.

#roz u r so hot #it should rly be illegal tbh

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