hi hi i’m having a crisis so you know how in the second cars movie they go through airport security and its like really strict which implies there was a cars 9/11…………… cars gerard way. cars stephenie meyer. i think u know where i’m going with this.

there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked

winning the nobel prize <<< bringing home a completely empty container from a social function

um gonna close my eyes hope no girls kiss me with tongue

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

evil cyndi lauper girls just want to have gun

“aw you remembered!” bitch i’m in love with you of course i remembered

knuckle tats that say OLIV EOIL

i wish i was as cool as her..

men will watch war movies. and for what? just say you wanna watch a gay romance and go

“brothers in arms” yeah, big strong arms that you wanna be held in

“saving private ryan.” why do you wanna save another man so bad?

things are going to be difficult. But you

are going to be difficulter

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

come on brain yip yip

if i bite my lips it’s not to flirt, i’m just ripping the skin off my lips because of stress

the 1d actually stands for one dimensional

I just want to clarify that I don’t love One Direction by choice. 

nothing is stopping you from making stuffed bell peppers. don't let anyone tell you you're not allowed to cut open bell peppers and cook them with your filling of choice. you are. you are allowed.

the point of “gender is a social construct” isn’t that gender is meaningless, it’s that we should be allowed to decide what it means