Memoirs of a Gaysha

Aries: Found herself and her friends trapped in a firey vortex created by the villain, decided that the clear solution was MORE FIRE.

Taurus: Booked a vacation for her and her friends at an actual haunted house because it was super cheap.

Gemini: Met the supposed princess that she is sworn to protect and got in a fight with her over what to name a stray dog.

Cancer: Brought Ami on a date to a couples' cruise and spent the entire time eating.

Leo: 'Helped' Mamoru find a play to perform in which the lead role just happens to coincidentally look just like her.

Virgo: Demanded to know the exact moment in space-time that Usagi and Mamoru conceived Chibi-Usa like a totally normal friend.

Libra: Told Usagi to stop whining while her own arm was turning to stone.

Scorpio: Claimed to not care about anime, showed up to animation studio in pink overalls with a giant bag of autograph sheets.

Sagittarius: Apparently traveled across an entire city, on foot, in the space of three seconds because Usagi blew a whistle.

Capricorn: Paused in the middle of a battle with an evil clone to make a sign proclaiming herself "The Real Sailor Mars" and wore it.

Aquarius: Complained about studying for a high school entrance exam that she did not actually have to take.