Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

Do they have yaoi in silent hill

Sometimes... things that feel good in the short term... are worse.

Get it

Scientists Agree: my horrid little body is filled with dread fluids and mysterious items

pretty sure those are just the 4 humors

There’s nothing funny about these new fluids

i got a 5th fluid for ya, and buddy? it's fucking hilarious.

i think we should invent a cup size system for balls

yeah i've got a pair of double deez

A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed

As a sex shop worker I have what could be either excellent or upsetting news

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

This is such a perfect post to welcome all the supposed newcomers to Tumblr. 

furry species ranked by how difficult it'd be to take them anywhere

taking my deer boyfriend for a hike in the woods and he hears a twig break and bounds off into the trees never to be seen again

you’ve all heard of “faithful translations” now get ready for “unfaithful translations” where i make my translation say whatever the fuck i want because i think the source material sucks ass