in triumph and disaster

heart shaped thoughts

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

“that’s my comfort character” and it’s always the most traumatised, depressed and sarcastic ones

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

being a sports fan will have you saying shit like 'oh boy i hope my favorite millionaire's business negotiations go well today!'

we need to bring back public hatred for paparazzi. I’m so tired of actors defending themselves against assholes with cameras and being smeared as egotistical divas. they’re glorified stalkers who get paid to harass people. end of. the things these freaks get away with would send normal people to prison but we’re supposed to think it’s okay just bc they’re paparazzi. they SHOULD get shut down for being openly misogynistic. they SHOULD get told off and reported for following someone to their private residence to doxx them. they SHOULD face charges for just about running people over in their pursuit of the next hot celeb. this is not normal. and, actually, these people DO deserve to get punched sometimes.

My goat is a money hungry homosexual fraud fairs

gotta respect the grind(r)

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

liberté, égalité, éliminé

the lion does not concern itself with the real love life of its rpf ships