sagittarian bullshit

This weekend, activists in Uganda - a country where homosexuality is punishable by death - held their first Pride. 

Folks keep asking me over and over again how to get over people they’ve dated or befriended or otherwise used to know. Personally, transition is not something I struggle with, so I can’t relate, but for others it’s apparently more than a bit hard. My observation is that a great way to get over the signs is to either take their personality traits and apply them to great use for yourself or do completely the opposite of how that sign stereotypically acts. The key is to take on the traits of the positive signs (Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, and Aquarius) and do the opposite of how the negative signs act (Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces). I’m a strong believer in the fact that you can learn from everyone, friend or foe, and as such, this convergence of forces that you had with your ex happened to teach you something about yourself.

Here are the examples:

how to get over an aries: get into your best physical shape ever. walk, lift weights, sweat, exercise. it gives you something to focus on, makes you feel alive, pumps you up, it’s something positive and you get some attention from other people, which is nice

how to get over a taurus: don’t blame; nearly all blame is shared and focusing on blame will only make it worse

how to get over a gemini: read. soak up wise words. talk to your close friends, family or a therapist if need be to purge old thoughts of that person out of your system and get clarity so you can move forward

how to get over a cancer: stop bothering them. chances are you’ve made this person very uncomfortable. it’s not just about you. avoid the person, your feelings will pass, but it will only pass if you stop seeing this person and this person will need breathing space

how to get over a leo: express yourself creatively; write, videoblog, dance…use your favourite form of expression and throw it out of your system

how to get over a virgo: analyze why the relationship happened by asking yourself some questions (and answer them honestly). what drew you this person? was it just physical attraction? was it their personality? what are the qualities you admired? is something lacking in your life? maybe you miss the way that person made you feel. can you get that feeling through your own actions, independent of that person?

how to get over a libra: look at love as a gift and continue to love others

how to get over a scorpio: acquire some much needed detachment by clearing out your mind and being open to new experiences

how to get over a sagittarius: take them as a lesson learned and change a couple of things about yourself, no pain, no gain

how to get over a capricorn: focus on your work, especially if you’re on a mission that feels right to you

how to get over an aquarius: let it happen naturally; after an event that is so painful, you start vibrating differently, you go through changes, people notice, so you attract different people

“The shoplifting fandom”

Lost a follower because I said it’s fucked up to pick on Barron Trump just because you hate Donald Trump

Apparently, telling terfs to fuck off is being a “fake ally”

“bihets”

anti-shippers

radfems and terfs

“WYPIPO OUT HERE DRINKING WATER AND SHIT”

Unironic teenage communists

“You’re not a doctor or a parent so you can’t have a valid opinion on vaccinations since you aren’t anti-vaxx”

A Christian getting relentlessly harassed for not following the Bible literally word for word

that bitch who said it was ableist to tell her to wash her hands because she’s autistic or some shit

radfemtori

MGTOWs

“finding periods gross/repulsive is misogyny”

people who think fatphobia and thin privilege are things that exist

people who advocate for parents to disown their children for not agreeing with their politics

the absolute SALT that happens over male-positivity posts

atheist bitch relentlessly attacks religious people calling them less intelligent than atheists, denies doing so even when people throw screencaps of the comments in her face

rampant self-dx culture

blogger who is actual radfem is buddies with terfs while denying being friends with said terfs. is somehow popular in non-radfem circles despite being the same delusional “PATRIARCHY IS REAL IN AMERICA” loon as literally any other radfem

man literally argues and DEFENDS the ethics of owning a human as a pet AND mutilating said human pet.

“asexuals aren’t LGBT+” and aphobes in general

I know this is technically already covered where I said “bihets” but let’s also add an extra bullet point for the pervasiveness of biphobia on this site while we’re at it

“die” or “kill yourself” tagged with “#tw death”

“pee your pants”

“down with cis” and the fact that the original post that spawned it was actually making fun of the True Story Guys, This Totally Happened! culture that was so pervasive on Tumblr at the time, and not actually an attempt to demonize trans people

“not wanting to have sex with someone who has genitals you aren’t attracted to is transphobic!”

“having sexual preferences is bigoted!”

We’ve already discussed the shoplifting fandom but I think a special mention is deserved to those who use being transgender and/or “fighting capitalism” as an excuse to shoplift

“eating tacos if you’re not Mexican is cultural appropriation”

“he/him lesbians”

“learning a language not of your heritage is cultural appropriation”

fictionkin and factkin

The TCC - Not the ENTIRE TCC, there are members who just have an interest in the psychology of serial killers. But of course we’ve seen TCC members who got the hots for Ted Bundy and quite frankly I am disgusted

weirdos who say with full confidence that white men or some shit are more dangerous than ISIS

The fact that we have an “anti contact” MAP community on a website where the minimum age requirement is 13, meaning they’ve already failed the “Step 1: Be anti-contact” rule

the MAP community in general because on top of that, there are pro-contact people here. They also want pedophilia to be recognized as an LGBT+ identity, sometimes under the term “pedosexual”.

“autigender”

The “free bleeding movement”

feminist period blood “art”

that one bitch who said drunk driving is a victimless crime as long as nobody gets killed and therefore drunk driving shouldn’t be illegal

that “pissing equality” weird ass shit where a bunch of girls thought it was oppressive that men can stand while pissing but women can’t

Death threats over genderbend 

Grouping aces with pedophiles and kinksters

Asexuals are somehow heterosexual(?)

“Gay porn is misogyny”

“Kys” tagged tw: suicide

Species dysphoria

cringelords who say that you’re just trying to be “trendy” if you’re white and just don’t happen to believe in traditional/the more common religious beliefs of their location

tumblr user steals bones from a graveyard

people getting offended at men spreading their legs on public transportation

that one time mercy got nerfed in overwatch and feminists on this site called it misogynistic

that one piece of doki doki literature club fanart where the author made them look like cavemen and made them have dark skin to get wokeness points

that one time people argued over one steven universe fan comic being “homophobic” that went on for like 50 replies long and took a minute and a half to scroll through

sans undertale asmr roleplay

funnyman blogger unironically supports ea battlefront’s manipulative lootboxes just because he really, really hates gamers

artists getting harassed and suicide baited for drawing fanart of black characters .01% lighter than cherrypicked screencaps of canon

the “war” against 4chan that happened in like 2014 when a bunch of feminists posted selfies and shitty memes on 4chan to “raid” them, resulting in 4chan spamming every single popular tag with gore, dead corpses, and hardcore porn for 3 whole days

the time this site recommended me a kirby porn blog despite me literally never posting about either kirby or porn before at that point

people who call fictional ships between two adults with age gaps pedophilia

sjws who doxxed an artist and got them fired from their job because she was making satirical comics about them

people getting offended at a single blank comic panel

That one disgusting bitch who justified a women having sex with an underage girl