Heart of Marly

You’re not gonna make me wait ‘til we’re at the dungeons to tell me your plan, are you? My feeble heart can’t take the suspense!

I do enjoy surprising you, Sirius, but this one is too good to hide. Two words: invisible slime. I've been perfecting it for such an occasion. I think we should put it all over their common room! 

Are you planning something that’s going to make me disappointed in you? What am I saying? Of course you are. What are you planning and why? 

I am so glad you asked. First I plan on streaking nude through the castle followed by a nice smoke out on the Astronomy Tower, then I'm going to go get myself anot--I mean, a tattoo. And that will all be before midnight!

Sure you did Marly. What kind of thought?

Nothing you would approve of my red-headed cherub. 

Totally meant to do that! I got caught up in a thought. 

That is a very true statement. What's brought this on though? Do I have to take someone out? I've been doing extra practice in that hex we've been supposed to be learning. 

Can’t help it, love — she’s a lean, mean flying machine. 

Come, my fluffy haired companion! I've got something great in mind and I've been hoping for an occasion to test my theories out. 

At least if they did, the place would be full of ghosts, which would make it less boring than it is at the moment. Man, I wish I had Jean to take for a spin.

Normally I'd remark on your obsession with her but I can't today. I'm just too bored and lonely. Let's do something, Black! I don't know what but something. Oh! I've been wanting to prank Slytherin. 

I guess I haven’t noticed, between O.W.Ls and Christmas sweaters I haven’t really had time to do anything except eat, sleep, write essays, and knit. Now I’m nervous, the Marauders haven’t been up to anything? My brothers have been quiet? Oh this cannot end any way but poorly.

Woah there, chickadee. You're vibe is all loopy and you should probably bring it down.