i am more than.

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

Wolfgang Malamozart over here like damn

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

Looking back, Nobody found this funny.

Changing my belief system from “this is the hill I’ll die on” to “this is the hill I’ll kill you on” has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

no, YOU’RE looking at him respectfully. i’m objectifying him to filth we’re built different

Old tumblr thread

y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.

the fact that tangled has a perfect set-up for major miscommunication between rapunzel and eugene to be the final emotional climax of the movie (“why’d you leave me”) but instead sidesteps that in favor of a beautiful battle between the two of them in which they try to out-sacrifice each other because they love and understand each other that much. the fact that they each try to save the other using the best means they’ve got at their disposal, the ones they’ve used their whole lives: rapunzel bargaining with mother gothel and promising away pieces of herself- this time all of herself- in exchange for his safety, Eugene pulling one final scam and trick when he feigns tenderly touching her face so he can actually cut off all her hair and set her free. the fact that Eugene’s plan works but as a result he dies, Flynn dies. (he told us this at the beginning, “this is the story of how I died” but remember- it’s a fun story.) The fact that the swashbuckling rogue and trickster and thief Flynn DIES so that rapunzel, the girl who never got to have a life, can LIVE. The fact that after one final successful trick Flynn dies so Eugene, little lost orphan boy, can rise again in his final and only role as a good man and as rapunzel’s husband- all of these make tangled the masterpiece it is. in this essay I will

OP where’s the essaaaaay

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.