KAT

absolutely love the phrase “couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery” like that’s the perfect way to call someone incompetent

me being 21 makes no sense. when the fuck did i live for 21 years?

working customer service tests me like nothing else a guy just brought a hoodie to the counter and i was like “ok let me just go see if i have another one for u that wasn’t on display” and he looks at me like im crazy and goes “uhh… u’ll get the same size though won’t u?” no im gonna bring a different size to the one u want to buy do i look like a fucking idiot? people look me dead in the face and ask me shit like “do u have a ring that will fit my girlfriend?” and i’m like “what size is she?” and they say “idk”. oh sure thing bro let me just use my psychic abilities to figure out what ring size she is. ppl ask me such dumb shit that i start looking around to check if i’m being filmed for a social experiment

having a crush on someone that u actually know is an absolutely nightmarish experience i would rather get stabbed than ever deal w this again