harry.

hm, i dunno about that. we’ve had some pretty big ones. for example, when your huge arse wont budge over when i want to cuddle. that starts a real shit storm. lemme tell you. oh, please. there could never be a real boner killer when your wife is as hot as i am. she wont – i don’t think. actually, maybe we shouldn’t pawn him off on jesy. you’re the sappiest of the sappy

well you wake me up, you know how i am when i wake. i’m a big grump. just spoon me from behind next time, your turn to be the big spoon. i mean, that’s true. knew it, she’s great but let’s just stick to the regular babysitters. or just pay a licensed one who know what they’re doin’. nah, you are.

i think we’re about to have a little lover’s spat here, arent we? well, not completely. i’d say that we dye your hair anyway. it’d be a fun time, and i can promise it wont ruin “sexy time”. i don’t think anything could ruin that, actually? i think we could probably trust her.. maybe.. keep on doing it. i love it when you’re all sappy 

probably, our first real fight. i’d say we don’t, i quite think i suit brunette and not grey. it may not ruin it for you but it would for me. you thinking i remind you of your nan is a total boner killer. as long as she doesn’t forget about him. i don’t get sappy, you do.

Ferrets are cute! My sisters spider on the other hand is gross.

Your sister is a great person, but she’s got some weird ass pets.

really? i think i do have a choice, but with a face like that why in the world would i ever want to leave you? that reminds me! we should colour your hair gray so that you really do remind me of my nan. i’m always down for a night out, especially since jesy wants to kidnap mav for a bit anyway. oooh – buttering me up, are we? 

don’t think you do. but exactly, this face is completely irresistible to you. hmm, i’m good with reminding you of your nan to a certain extent. don’t want you to look at me and think of her, it would definitely ruin sexy time. oh gosh, should we trust her with him? maybe i am, maybe i’m not.

Cuddling with my sisters ferret and she’s actually pretty cute

Ew, ferrets give me the heebie jeebies.

oh, is that so? i guess i could handle sticking around you for a while longer. i do happen to love ya a great deal. yeah? that’s good to hear because you’re starting to sound like my nan. maybe we just need to get you on a night out and get you absolutely mortal. nah – i’m saying if you start to look at another girl i’m going to have to get on your case and it won’t be pretty. 

it is so. good, it’s not like you have a choice anyway. honestly, i aspire to remind people of their nans so thank you, really. i’m down for that if you are. why would i look at another girl when they’re all ugly compared to you?

and with that i’m going to officially say that i dont know you

sucks we look exactly alike so no one would believe you. perhaps you should shave your head.

damn, what did they find on her icloud ? didn’t his dick trend ? that’s hilarious. if my icloud was hacked though i would be completely terrified, mainly because i’m not famous at all and that’s creepy. it does, i suck.

That’s what I was saying as soon as I started inhaling cookie dough. We shouldn’t live with regrets, y’know what I mean? This is a negativity free zone as far as I’m concerned.

Exactly. It was just a scheme made by protective parents so we’d stop eating it. Little do they know, we do not care.