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snape is short I donāt want to hear it/hj

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Snolidays 2021: Light over Darkness (candle, identity, miracles, family).
Severus visiting Spinnerās End for the first time, years after he left home and became a teacher. He got an invitation but now isnāt sure if it was a good ideaā¦
Anti-Snapes really act like Lily was just some random person he met in school a few times and fell head-over-hooves for, and itās annoying. Snape and Lily were best friends from at least age nine until age 15/16.
Add onto the fact that until school, Lily was his only friend (and even then I strongly believe that Snape didnāt have any real friends in Slytherin, only older boys who took him under their wing-aka, Lucius)Ā Ā My point is, they not only knew each other but they were close.Ā Snape is allowed to miss and grieve for his best friend.Ā Regardless of if he loved her romantically or platonically, his love for her was not wrong.
ā”ļøļø Young Severus and his patronus ā”ļø
+ This makes me feel happy āŗļøāØš
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⢠Had to get this art idea onto āpaperā
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ā”ļøļø Young Severus and his patronus ā”ļø
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⢠I havenāt drawn this much in months-
⢠Had to get this art idea onto āpaperā
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the very first lessonĀ
I love it! His expression, the sneering with a slight hint of discomfort⦠yeah. Thatās Professor Snape.
ok, breaking my silence.
iām so fucking sick of how snapedom now feels the need to justify, deny and apologiseĀ why they like severus. how snapedom goesĀ āi love him despite heās blah blah blahā.
āi love him despite him being mean.ā
āi love him despite him being bitter.ā
āi love him despite him being a bitch.ā
wtf guys.
what other fandom does this?? what other fandom feels the fucking need toĀ āanswerā to hateful fucks on why they love the character they love??
why the hell does snapedom feel the need to just keep saying things likeĀ āin snapedom we accept that he was mean/bitter/unkind and we love him DESPITE that.ā
no i donāt love him despite heās a bitch!!! i donāt love him despite heās bitter!!! I LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE IS!!!
JUST LIKE EVERYONE LOVES TONY AND LOKI BECAUSE THEY ARE, JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE IN ALL THE OTHER FANDOMS OUT THERE WHO LOVE THEIR FAVE BITCHES PROUDLY, WITHOUT ANSWERING TO ANYONE. BECAUSE THEREāS NOT A FUCKING THING WRONG WITH THAT.
but you know whatās wrong? erasing, excusing and romanticising sexual assault, bullying, stalking and harassment.Ā
AND YOU FEEL THE NEED TO JUSTIFY YOURSELF AND APOLOGISE TO THOSE PIECES OF SHIT WHO LOVE AND SIMP FOR SEXUAL ASSAULTERS AND BULLIES, FOR LOVING A BITTER AND MEAN CHARACTER??!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??!!
(and if you actually think that these are such horrible things to be, and even comparable to bullying and sexual assault that you keep crying to m*arauders stans how you love him despite these, then you have to revise your damn morals.)
i love severus snape BECAUSE he was bitter, mean, unkind, a bitch, strict, had no tolerance for anyoneās shit and BECAUSE he was such a fucking strict teacher in class and shut those selfish hateful bigoted gryffindork bitches up when they said shit, and brought fucking pets to the class and wouldāve raised absolute fucking chaos with their self righteous arses. AND HE SHOULDāVE BEEN MUCH WORSE!!!
and if you feel so so ashamed and feel the need to apologise to anyone, do the rest of us the favour of saying it on your own behalf, not the entire snapedom.
have the fucking guts to love who tf you love.
ā ļøTW deaths (idk)ā ļø
You know what I want? I want after the werewolf āprank,ā that Severus would get badly injured,ļæ¼ like he has three scars on his face, a blind eye, and scars on his chest, back, and arm. Then he goes disappearing into the forbidden forest. Hogwarts being hogwarts cover it up and Severus is pronounced dead.
ļæ¼After a whole year, the marauders go into the FF and after a while Peter starts mentioning Severus. James doesnāt really say anything. There is no guilt on his face, while Sirius is saying stuff like āno one will miss the gitā and ā he deserved it anyways.ā Remus doesnāt want to talk about it. Heās too much of a coward to say anything and after some time they hear something in the trees and what not.
James is obviously trying to be brave. Heās like āwhoās thereā ( you know the hero mindset). And then cue Severus come behind a tree (looking badass and having a mental insanity worse then Bellatrixļæ¼) with like this bat looking branch and pulling an inspired Bellatrix entranceļæ¼.
And then they all start fighting and the marauders āwinā (itās all part of Severusā plan). And when they get back to the castle, they try to tell the teachers and the teachers arenāt listening to them and claiming that they are lying.
After some weeks the marauders are trying to find Severus but they canāt.
Long story short Severus kills them.
Severus drowns Peter.
Severus suffocates Sirius in his sleep.
Severus hangs Remus.
Severus tortures James to death.
And a little bonus, Severus stabās Lily in the eyes ļæ¼(in this au him and Lily are friends to enemies)
THATāS WHAT I WANT
if someone doesnāt write this fic right now-
ā ļøTW deaths (idk)ā ļø
You know what I want? I want after the werewolf āprank,ā that Severus would get badly injured,ļæ¼ like he has three scars on his face, a blind eye, and scars on his chest, back, and arm. Then he goes disappearing into the forbidden forest. Hogwarts being hogwarts cover it up and Severus is pronounced dead.
ļæ¼After a whole year, the marauders go into the FF and after a while Peter starts mentioning Severus. James doesnāt really say anything. There is no guilt on his face, while Sirius is saying stuff like āno one will miss the gitā and ā he deserved it anyways.ā Remus doesnāt want to talk about it. Heās too much of a coward to say anything and after some time they hear something in the trees and what not.
James is obviously trying to be brave. Heās like āwhoās thereā ( you know the hero mindset). And then cue Severus come behind a tree (looking badass and having a mental insanity worse then Bellatrixļæ¼) with like this bat looking branch and pulling an inspired Bellatrix entranceļæ¼.
And then they all start fighting and the marauders āwinā (itās all part of Severusā plan). And when they get back to the castle, they try to tell the teachers and the teachers arenāt listening to them and claiming that they are lying.
After some weeks the marauders are trying to find Severus but they canāt.
Long story short Severus kills them.
Severus drowns Peter.
Severus suffocates Sirius in his sleep.
Severus hangs Remus.
Severus tortures James to death.
And a little bonus, Severus stabās Lily in the eyes ļæ¼(in this au him and Lily are friends to enemies)
THATāS WHAT I WANT
Question for you all:
What do you think Severusā original patronus was? Do you have specific headcanons about it, or some sort of meta?
Second question: Do you think that if he had met someone else, would that patronus stay the same, or would it change to match/reflect that personās patronus?
A black fox
It just made sense to me
I googled it and this is what it says:
āFoxes are quick, intelligent and strongly ambitious. ... If your Patronus is a fox, you have an ability to think outside of the box and act quickly during emergency situations. Possessing an incredible amount of wisdom, foxes make for an excellent teacher to guide you through the obstacles of life.ā
It just fitsā¦..

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Baby Draco: fuck
Narcissa: *gasp* who taught Draco that word
Lucius: not me!
Evan: not me!
Bellatrix: ļæ¼surprisingly not meļæ¼
-everyone looks at Severus-
Severus: oh yeah? Blame the fucking half-blood, right? Itās always the fuck- oh.
Tribute to the two greatest.
You two are always the best. Always.
Severus trying to help you with muggle studies
Severus: "I don't understand why you feel you need this muggle 'education,' It wont do anything when you come and live here in the wizarding world... with me."
Me: "Oh what a lovely thought. But I am too far to quit. So, either help me with math or stop bitching."
Severus: "I don't bitch. I simply explain my knowle-"
Me: "Out, sev."
Severus: "I'm just saying-"
Me: "help or get out."
Severus: *giant eye roll*
Severus: "fine. Pass me the book."
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Snape being Nevilleās boggart wasnāt to show how ātraumatizedā Neville was by Snape. It was to contrast Nevilleās perfectly normal fear of a mean teacher with Harryās unusual fear of dementors due to having suffered multiple traumatic experiences. To elaborate, Neville couldnāt have been that traumatized by Snape if he was able to grin after mentioning Snape as his worst fear and if the whole class was able to laugh. He was also able to defeat his boggart within seconds. Another thing to note is that Neville himself stated that the boggart could have easily turned into his grandmother. That hints that Nevilleās worst fear wasnāt really Snape himself but harsh authority figures in general, similar to how Hermioneās worst fear wasnāt McGonagall herself but failure. Some more food for thought is that Hermione was unable to defeat her boggart whatsoever, let alone as easily as Neville defeated his. To conclude, Nevilleās fear of Snape is nothing to make a big deal about and, if anything, is quite similar to the other studentsā fears of spiders, mummies, banshees, etc.