no man's sky is cool

something really funny about the idea of people living through the bronze age calling it the bronze age. I guess that makes this the lithium age?

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

@garaks-padded-bra IS BACK

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

7 year old piano student hurt his left hand falling off his bike so i let him start the song we’re learning with both hands to see how he went and then afterwards i said “okay how was that” and he went “sore” and i said “how sore” and he said “can i give you a percentage” and i said “that sounds like a great idea” and he looked at me and very seriously went “INFUDATE.” and i said “oh… infinite….” and he very very seriously added “infudate….. PLUS MARIO.”

his other vocabulary altering moment today was saying “i’m going to put it into its misery” as an opposite to “put it out of its misery”. will be using this a LOT as a whump girlie

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

Really need to try and get deoncelerised popularised over 'filing the serial numbers off' for the pro pubbed fic trend before it's too late

I am familiar with 50 Shades of Grey being a detwilighted work, but I live in fear of whatever text must exist to justify the coining of deonceler...