não quero ser CLT

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

Snotlout

Chica Vampiro kinda shaped me as a person ngl

TW for: leggings (IT'S FROM LIKE 2013), questionable early 2010s fashion, HOT VAMPIRES, embarrasing highschool interactions, unconfortable musical scenes, unexplained plot holes (how does the MC know so little about the VAMPIRE EXPERIENCE if she LIVES WITH HER VAMPIRE FAMILY??? why can't she like, keep sleeping on a normal bed??? why is the little brother never in school during daytime?? why does the best friend know about the whole vampire family thing???? why doesn't she just. tell the guy that she loves him back then turn him into a vampire????? like doesn't she know that her dad was a vampire??? don't the neighbours wonder how long they've been there???? do they freeze at The Age They Turn Vampires??? how can they have human children if the children are born while they're vampires???)

Maria (hota vampire grandma)

Ulisses (nerdy vampire dad)

Lucia

mirco

julieta

In 2020 Mirco was totally doing thirst traps like those cringy dudes that replied to the horny comments or put “pov” and made cringe horny scenarios that made no sense JUST to film themselves shirtless. He totally blows up bc of this and now he has this whole new human fandom that’s oblivious to his rockstar fame and when his vampire fans discover his TikTok it just creates a mess that Catalina and Zaira have to fix for him before he’s thrown to jail AGAIN.

Daisy was probably in a Charlie Damelio level of fame, doing covers and TikTok dances, maybe doing some trends with Max, and they totally had like at least three fan accounts doing edits of them. Somehow this lands her a reality tv show following her and the fame gets in her head so she starts trying to appear more cool than she is, but it all comes to an early end when Marilyn start talking about vampires and her family gets too stressed trying to keep everything from the film crew, at the end the production company gets closed bc of bankruptcy and she makes her account private and let her fame just die.

Meanwhile my girl Lucía IS RUNNING SHIFTTOK LIKE THE NAVY, she’s organizing the info, doing tutorials, ALL OF IT, the whole thing and encouraging people in the comments, putting out the edits of her dr and everything. Turns out nothing worked but plot twist turns out there is some vampire magical thing that can make you shift or someone has that gift but neither daisy and her family or Mirco will help her just bc she’s human.

Max is just his himbo self and that makes him super popular for a while, always posting wholesome things, doing trends with daisy and his modeling stuff. He ends up canceled bc he starts promoting gimmicky stuff and scams because he really thinks they work and his mom encourages him bc she wants that money and it just backfires and now there’s people canceling him and drama accounts following the whole thing and everything.

Max fanbase would go crazy over every phase of his, every other week he'd be like "this is the new me" and then two days later he would go back to normal

Benjamin would nonstop do lives trying to brake a new record and posst clips of it,

Part four of SIX! Things... got a little out of hand over on TikTok

zooble and gangle as straight friends with benefits. ok

"but zooble isn't a man!" fae's not a woman either but you still call it yuri

"but they had sex in the credits as well as so many intimate moments onscreen!" yeah? and friends can still do that. it doesn't make it any less platonic mannn