MrGiggles676

MY OWN MOTHER REFERENCED THE FUCKING TROUT POST

We did it boys, pack it up. We reached the boomers

“What’s up Gamers, Welcome to my new Challenge Video! Today I will be spending 100 days in front of this Purple Green Screen! I’ll see yall in the next shot!”

There are some of us reblogging as soon as you post, you’re not washed yet

Okay but is life plastic?

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

Did you try putting it on or in bread?

What started it all? The humble big bang

But that’s just a theory

Put the smallest :D on that man

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

I should probably go to bed

I may look okay, but inside I have a horse circling a millstone and all my thoughts are ground into fine powder before being baked into sourdough or pasta and sold to the nearby citizens of my brain town giving me 2 silver pieces per loaf of brain-bread and thought-butter slabs. I sell my loaves for the day and go home to prepare tomorrow’s thoughts to send to the horse. I have to untie the horse first and put her in the stable, though. She eats her barly-thought through exam answers and sleeps, as I head back to my house in the plains of whatever minecraft mod I most recently saw someone play through (currently a steampunk castle with Create elements mixed in) and I sleep peacefully as the real me desperately comes up for a reason as to why I was going 70 in a 60 zone that isn’t the real reason of me misreading the sign I pass daily on my way to work.

He looks so pissed to be doing this lmao

nyan

nyan

Aren’t you a wolf?

Tell Kris that player-vessel relationships are supposed to be more healthy than what we have plssss :)

GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED YEAR TENNNN

Wwwwwww

I need money so I can get fatter and love life harder

Or you can steal