Hayden Shaw

This is a public service announcement, brought to you by Ryder Owens. If you’re going to fuck in a public place, please gag your chick because no one wants to hear that. 

Chess Club is not as exciting as I thought it was going to be. 

I’m going to nap. Naps are good.

Only about 20% of the time.

I prefer Smurfette, usually.  Savs Burton— blonde and leggy, my bitch sister.

I never liked smurfs, or how it sounds.

An artist, what’s your favorite gateway?

No, I was just asking what it was that you do.

Good point.

Not really.  Daleton’s kind of my legacy school — if we use legacy loosely.

So who's face are you trailing after, little miss blue?

Then what do you do?

You make it sound as if partying is the only thing to do around here.

No idea, should I?

Hayden. A person who most definitely doesn't go to keggers.

And here you gave the impression you were ready for a kegger.

Clearly you don't know who I am.