Can I Pet Your Dog?

inspired by littlerussianspider's headcanon

I’m an asshole

Pros

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 Independent, original character

Semi-Selective

Canon & OC friendly

Multiverse & Multiship

 7 years of RP experience

Predominantly a multipara, but open to other forms

strong themes may be present and are welcome

i’m a immortal who just woke up from a ‘nap’ what the fuck is this what the fuck is that au

our prom dates just ditched us for each other let’s show them what they’re missing out on au

your partner hired me to kill you but they’re an asshole so let’s make out instead au

you have short term memory after your surgery - short term memory - surgery for your - no, short term memory - jesus christ stop asking au

we’re planning a mutual friend’s wedding au

that stupid thing i dared you to do sent you to the hospital au

we’re superheroes that got drunk last night oh god what’d we do au

we were both working during the holidays but got snowed in at the office au

language teachers who compete to see who can make each other more flustered in front of the class in the other language au

we’re the only sober ones right now au

chef and waiter au

zookeepers au

i accidentally feel asleep in the bookstore you work in cause i read so much au

you’re a fictional character that came from a dystopia novel au

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