I just think Hawks is neat

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"problematic" age gap bloodymary. simon is the younger one. grace does NOT know this until they've been together for a few months and rocky asks when simon's birthday is. simon says 'yeah i'll be 28 in... like 2 months? idk time is weird here' and grace is like '28? two eight? twenty eight? fudge i'm a cradle robber. whats the male equivalent of a cougar?' and he's freaking out and rocky is laughing.

i love olruggio witchhat so much. he’s a sun-coded black cat. he’s a lethally chronic procrastinator. he’s a girl dad. he lies to the police. his magic is warm. his kids bully him and they’re right. he’s in a decade-long magically induced situationship, but he doesn’t know it’s cursed and he’s in it for love of the game. he’s lowkey a celebrity but chooses to live in a cottage on the countryside with said situationship and their four children. he sleeps on the couch. he was a crazy child. he’s a bit of a picky eater. he has chronic anemia and is two minutes away from passing out at all times. he hates hurting things so much that he struggles to kill a disgusting giant leech. he’s a burnt out gifted kid. he is begrudgingly excellent at one of his jobs and on-purposely atrocious at the other one. he has a baby face and is nearly unrecognizable without his beard. he carries an enormous, inexplicable guilt. he’s the sky’s kindest, most radiant star. he’s the perfect man