garfield

avoiding stupid ass arguments with the voices in your head would be a lot easier if it was like the internet and you could just hit the block button. but alas

sigh. @dadcats

me and garf really wanna watch a show but this stupid new guy being from there makes it weird and bad. he better not have freaking ruined it for us i'll be so mad. you're not like that guy. why couldn't you have been nice???

the thing about fictives is that they aren't 1:1 of their source material, they're a combination of your perception of them and your own brain's issues. our brain took one of our host's comfort characters and assigned him to a part of his brain that equates your actions with the world around you as a sort of karmic consequence or divine punishment sort of thing. like not staying an extra hour at work one day means you're bad or that something bad is going to happen to you as an example. anyway i just was wondering if anybody else experienced this with their fictives where they were very different than how they'd expect them to be, we're very unfamiliar with this whole thing generally

when i was little i was very scared of the dark and would pray to be kept safe from the monsters in my mind, but i would also talk to the monsters and apologize to them in case that offended them so they didn't get me lmao

i like the idea of remus doing the thing zeus did [and other greek gods too probably but i wouldn't know lol] where he turns into animals and has sex with humans. it wouldn't really work in the canon context the same way as in the greek folklore since they didn't know the animal was really someone else, but it could work that way in an au

thinks about selfcest once and throws up

janus going "exCUSE me i am with child" making someone move out of the way for him and nobody can say he's obviously lying since them being imaginary means it's a very real possibility