The Hatter's Hat Shop

@hattersrambling

Welcome back to my lovely little blog!

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Oh, hello my dears! Welcome to my blog! I'm so happy to see you've stumbled down the rabbit hole to discover Wonderland with me!

My name is Jervis Tetch, also known as The Hatter. Here, I shall post my thoughts, feelings, reblog others posts which I enjoy!

AND! On top of all of that, I am opening the doors for YOU to interact with ME! Send me your questions, make BOLD comments! However I may not take too kindly to certain... "topics."

Anyhoo, please, enjoy your stay, have a cup of tea, and please make sure to move down once you've finished!

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jervis, i love you. i love you. please stay.

You sound like Alice.

i'm not alice! it's me, azura. remember?

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Yes, I remember. I'm simply stating you sound alarmingly the way Alice once had. Honestly, if I weren't medicated, I'd have thought you could be a hallucination. Though, unmedicated, I wouldn't have really been sane enough to make that distinction at all. Tricky thing, the human mind.

jervis, you're spiraling. would you like me to make you some tea? chamomile, perhaps?

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No, I'd prefer to go for a walk. I do appreciate your concern, however, it would be best used with someone else, my dear.

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jervis, i love you. i love you. please stay.

You sound like Alice.

i'm not alice! it's me, azura. remember?

hattersrambling

Yes, I remember. I'm simply stating you sound alarmingly the way Alice once had. Honestly, if I weren't medicated, I'd have thought you could be a hallucination. Though, unmedicated, I wouldn't have really been sane enough to make that distinction at all. Tricky thing, the human mind.

jervis, i love you. i love you. please stay.

You sound like Alice.

The Hatter would never spiral like this. He would never stoop so goddamn low. She was right. I was never the Hatter. I'm not good enough to be him. I'm not good enough to be anyone. That must be why he left. I'm not even a good goddamn friend. I can't keep going like this.

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I don't even know how to have intercourse anymore. How terrible is that? Who knew that could be something you could forget how to master? I am so terrified to pursue anything. What do I do first? What if I do it terribly? Maybe she would abandon me if I were no longer able to satisfy her. God's, when was the last time I was decent at anything? I haven't invented, I haven't pleased her, I haven't baked, I hardly even MAKE tea. I've been PURCHASING it. Pre-made. I'm a shell of a man. I should not be here. I should not exist. I should not be alive. I wish my heart had never healed. What a terrible man I am.

Wiki how to stop taking your medication without your loved ones noticing and sending you to a mental hospital with those awfully textured grippy socks

I hate being alive I hate it I hate beinG me I hate my teeth I hate my hair I hate everything I hate being me I hate looking for jobs I hate being so goddamn scared of everything I hate it I hate it I hate it I want to be the GODDAMN HATTER AGAIN WHY CANT I BE HIM WHY CAN I NOT REACH HIM ANY MORE I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE JERVIS TETCH I HATE HIM I HATE ME

Wiki how to stop wanting to off yourself when you remember you will never be more than second best and she never would have picked you even if you hadn't kidnapped and brainwashed her because she will always love him first and foremost and you aren't even certain if you can keep up with caring for someone because you cannot function any goddamn longer and you feel like the only option to save everyone is to just go missing for the next 70 years until a park ranger finds your decomposed skeleton being chewed on by a random dog

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Have you done the deed with her using your cards 👀

INDECENT!!! INDECENT TOPIC!!! AWFUL QUESTION!!! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!

#rambling #ask #anon ask

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NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.

~ The Hatter ~

Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:

Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?

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Hey remember when you said you would never kidnap me

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... no, I do not remember that, but that is my signature, so I suppose I cannot deny that I must have said it...

...of course you don't remember that. I doubt you want to remember about it at all when the opportunity came!

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:)

>:(

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□|:D

That's it. I'm confiscating your hat.

No more card time.

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NO PLEASE NOT MY HAT I LOVE MY HAT MY BLACK SILK HAT IS TOO GORGEOUS TO LOSE!!!!

YOU'VE HAD YOUR HAT FOR THE LONGEST TIME. IT'LL ONLY BE FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH. YOU NEED A BREAK FROM THAT HORRIBLE THING.

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BUT I AM CONFIDENT NOW!!! ISNT THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ALLURING????

IF YOURE CONFIDENT NOW THEN YOU DONT NEED THE DAMN HAT!!!!

if not the Hat, the cards then. Give me the cards.

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... fine. You may have the cards.

NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.

~ The Hatter ~

Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:

Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?

@hattersrambling

Hey remember when you said you would never kidnap me

hattersrambling

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... no, I do not remember that, but that is my signature, so I suppose I cannot deny that I must have said it...

...of course you don't remember that. I doubt you want to remember about it at all when the opportunity came!

hattersrambling

:)

>:(

hattersrambling

□|:D

That's it. I'm confiscating your hat.

No more card time.

hattersrambling

NO PLEASE NOT MY HAT I LOVE MY HAT MY BLACK SILK HAT IS TOO GORGEOUS TO LOSE!!!!

YOU'VE HAD YOUR HAT FOR THE LONGEST TIME. IT'LL ONLY BE FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH. YOU NEED A BREAK FROM THAT HORRIBLE THING.

hattersrambling

BUT I AM CONFIDENT NOW!!! ISNT THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ALLURING????

NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.

~ The Hatter ~

Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:

Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?

@hattersrambling

Hey remember when you said you would never kidnap me

hattersrambling

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... no, I do not remember that, but that is my signature, so I suppose I cannot deny that I must have said it...

...of course you don't remember that. I doubt you want to remember about it at all when the opportunity came!

hattersrambling

:)

>:(

hattersrambling

□|:D

That's it. I'm confiscating your hat.

No more card time.

hattersrambling

NO PLEASE NOT MY HAT I LOVE MY HAT MY BLACK SILK HAT IS TOO GORGEOUS TO LOSE!!!!

NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.

~ The Hatter ~

Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:

Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?

@hattersrambling

Hey remember when you said you would never kidnap me

hattersrambling

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... no, I do not remember that, but that is my signature, so I suppose I cannot deny that I must have said it...

...of course you don't remember that. I doubt you want to remember about it at all when the opportunity came!

hattersrambling

:)

>:(

hattersrambling

□|:D

NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.

~ The Hatter ~

Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:

Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?

@hattersrambling

Hey remember when you said you would never kidnap me

hattersrambling

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... no, I do not remember that, but that is my signature, so I suppose I cannot deny that I must have said it...

...of course you don't remember that. I doubt you want to remember about it at all when the opportunity came!

hattersrambling

:)

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NONONONONO not kidnapping! Oh no heavens me I would never DREAM of kidnapping you! Oh you deserve far better than that! Just a nice, lovely night out. Shopping, dinner, movie, tea, whatever you'd like! No kidnapping. Please don't tell your clown I'm trying to kidnap you, we both know he would have me executed, queen of hearts style.

~ The Hatter ~

Hmm... okay, I won't. But depends on your answer for this hypothetical scenario if you will:

Would you ever be tempted to use your tech on me if I started acting out of your expectations?

@hattersrambling

Hey remember when you said you would never kidnap me

hattersrambling

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... no, I do not remember that, but that is my signature, so I suppose I cannot deny that I must have said it...

HOLD ON, HOLD ON! I MENTIONED IT BEING YOUR BIRTHDAY! I DID NOT KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO PUT HAPPY IN FRONT OF IT!!!!

!~HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY BELOVED SUNFLOWER~!

- Your Hatter

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT KNOW IF YOU SHOULD PUT HAPPY IN FRONT OF MY BIRTHDAY

DO YOU WANT ME TO SUFFER? DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE????????

SOME BOYFRIEND YOU CLAIM TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NONONONONO PLEASE MY DARLING I LOVE YOU OH SO VERY MUCH!!! TRUELY!!! OH PLEASE DO NOT TAKE MY SCALP!!!

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