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The best Kyle (canon) Love interest

Rebecca Cotswolds

Nichole Daniels

Leslie Meyers

Heidi Turner

Voting ended onNov 17, 2023

Choose and give me your reasons why.

hatsunevitu

guys i actually love canon leslie/kyle so much I MEAN YES kyman is my only otp with kyle, but out of all his other love interests i think leslie is the most interesting one

MAYBE i’m a bit biased cuz i love leslie a lot, but, well… i just like how kyle literally ignores any common sense and goes against his bff cuz of leslie? like, i need a whole ass au where leslie doesn’t get killed and kyle is “dating” her, being torn apart by how he likes her and how he feels like she’s trying to hide who she really is AND AND AND…

idk it’s just kinda interesting to see kyle forgetting about his brutal logic and going against his friends because of love. i think it’s a pretty interesting side of kyle and we don’t get to see it much… (though we see some glimpses of it when he’s around cartman)

#also i need them as friends #I NEED LESLIE CONTENT U DONT GET IT SHES MY LOVE #ALSO ALSO imagine cartman and leslie brosistp i think it’d be hilarious #leslie: *subtly advertises the weirdest things in a conversation with cartman*#cartman bying another can of dog food cuz of her influence: GODDAMMIT HOW DO U KEEP DOING THIS TO ME #i dont talk abt leslie enough #kyle x leslie #sp leslie #leslie meyers #eric cartman #south park #sp #kyle broflovski #sp kyle #sp cartman

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we have the same name and both ship kyman i think its meant to be/j

WAIT WHATS UR NAME (/j but yeah vita is just one of the forms of my name?? i guess??)

AWWW THATS SO COOL kymans gotta stick together!!! >:]]

#🫶🫶🫶

cartman uses voice messages all of the time. sometimes kyle gets tons of notifications to see that cartman has sent him, like, twenty voice messages, each is at least two minutes long, and there’s literally ZERO useful or even remooootely informative in them

and yes, kyle hates it, but he always listens to them anyway, sometimes he even gets distracted and listens to cartman’s voice for an hour while cleaning up his room or doing homework. he chuckles when cartman there says something funny, and rolls his eyes every time cartman says something dumb, though he rarely actually says anything back.

sometimes cartman mentions something serious or genuine, and it catches kyle off guard literally every damn time. cartman is like

“*ten minutes of absolutely horrific fucked up shit* Btw u sounded pretty kewl at school today at the history lesson lol i guess sometimes ur nerdiness can be an advantage. You’re pretty smart, I mean… *another ten minutes of meaningless bs*

and every time kyle gets surprised like

k: did u just compliment me?

c: what no i didnt

k: no u totally did! 8:46 see?? i even re-listened it!

c: DID U LISTEN TO IT TWICE??

k: I HAD TO MAKE SURE.

#south park #sp #eric cartman #kyman #kyle broflovski #sp kyman #kyle x cartman #sp kyle #sp cartman #cartman x kyle

heshmmity

that was a reallyyyyy long hiatus of mine. all i have is kyman styff sooo. :d

some panderverse some memes some other weird things sorry guys

#I AM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT YOUR ART #WHY ARE U SO PERFECT #KYMAN HUG KYMAN HUG KYMAN HUG #I LOVE IT #EVERYONE GIVE MA LOVE FEEDBACK THIIISSS DESERVES IT #I LIVE FOR THEM #THANKS LOVE #kyman #south park #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #sp #sp kyman #kyle x cartman #sp kyle #sp cartman #cartman x kyle

i like how every time kyman are in a deadly serious situation cartman is always the one to be helpful, he’s willing to stop their fighting and he even lets himself say something nice and genuine.

and that makes me think that when they grow up and kyle eventually gets in a reaaaally shitty situation when he needs help, cartman will be the one to immediately get serious and help him with anything that’s possible. (if kyle accidentally fucked up and committed a crime, cartman would totally be the one to help him cover everything up)

he can be serious when he realises kyle actually needs his help (but of course he’ll laugh and mock him after taking care of everything, and maybe he’ll even ask for a payment just because he’s still an asshole lmao)

examples under the cut: imaginationland, bigger longer uncut, kenny dies, SMUG ALERT!!!!!

#ye ye im in my cartman apologist arc /hj #also people underestimate how he can literally save his friends’ asses when he realises they really DO need his help #ok not sure about ‘friends’ but he’d totally help kyle and i love it #if kyle killed someone he’d told about it only to cartman AND cartman’d help him hide the body YOU CAN’T DENY IT #kyle tho gets really lost when his help is needed like that #south park #sp #eric cartman #kyman #kyle broflovski #sp kyman #kyle x cartman #sp kyle #sp cartman #cartman x kyle

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mlyan

kyman superhero au where they know each other in regular life (and go to the same college) and kinda can’t stand each other but are forced to work together

#I AM SO NORMAL RIGHT NOW #WHNDOSNXIXJDKDNX THIS??? HELLP??? THEYRE HONNAA KISS #THANK U OP UR ART IS SO FUCKING AMAZING I LOVE IT AHHHHH #south park #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kyman #sp #sp kyman

qqzoloto

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

#HOORAAAAY THE RETURN OF THE LEGEND #i love ur kyman art so much #(and kyman fics too !!!! BJXNXJJXN THEYRE ALL SOOO GREAT MEOOOW!!!!!!#south park #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kyman #sp kyman

starry--blossom

Okay I saw the new special and I am FREAKING OUT SO MUCH.

First of all, the hug. DO I EVEN NEED TO MENTION THAT? WE ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! This is like the 3rd or 4th time he's hugged Kyle like that and Kyle never moved away or anything. MY HEART EXPLODED AT THAT (not literally i'm fine dw)

Secondly, the fact that no matter what universe Cartman is from... Kyle is still the centre of the attention. Like Panderverse Cartman was still weirdly obsessed with Kyle in the typical Cartman fashion and it was hilarious to watch. It's like he never left... Oh wait-

THIRDLY, THE FUCKING KYLE CEREAL BEING CALLED YUMMY??? I know it's typical food stuff like "ooh this food is so yummy" BUT THE FACT IT WAS KYLE CEREAL MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER SO IM ADDING IT.

Also the fact Panderverse Cartman said they use Sheila's credit card all the time is just hilarious to me, and makes me think normal Cartman does as well. Gotta stay close to the family somehow ya know? 😂

Anyway imma stop ranting now, so uh... Yeah I'm losing my mind from all this new content.

#‘kyle is still the centre pf his attention’ THIS IS SO TRU IM DYINGGGGGG HHHHEEELPP #I LOVE THEM #this post literally describes my emotions during the special thx op #kyman #sp kyman

hatsunevitu

after watching new special for the second time and seeing kyle getting unreasonably mad at cartman all the time through the episode, i finally came to a conclusion that, if you think that kyle at that moment just started to understand his own feelings for cartman, it all starts to make sense.

the way he gets all angry at him for literally no reason (more than ever), how he doesn’t really mind hugging him, how it’s mostly him who’s against the “new cartman” cuz it’s not his normal cartman, and so on, so on.

maaaybe im being a bit delusional and digging into this way too much, but guys. from now on i can’t see the latest episodes as anything but “kyle finally having a moment of realisation”. it’s a new kyman arc <3

wendytestabrat

OK BUT THAT GOES HAND IN HAND WITH THIS RANT I WANTED TO MAKE ABOUT HOW KYLE TRIED WAY TOO HARD IN THIS SPECIAL TO STAY OUT OF CARTMAN'S SHIT AND ACTED LIKE HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HIM WHICH WAS SUS BC KYLE NORMALLY GETS HIMSELF OVERLY INVOLVED IN CARTMAN'S BS. KYLE KNOWS HE'S OBSESSED WITH CARTMAN SO NOW HE'S JUST OVERCOMPENSATING BY TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE OPPOSITE.

hatsunevitu

THIS IS SO TRUE FR FR i can’t help but imagine how he actually realises his feelings and tries to deny and escape them by not messing with cartman’s business cuz “if i ignore him the feelings will go away” BUT HE’S ALWAYS TOO INVOLVED INTO EVERYTHING CARTMAN DOES SO IT’S ACTUALLY DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO LOOK LIKE HE DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT HELLLPPP 😭

#south park #kyman #sp kyman

after watching new special for the second time and seeing kyle getting unreasonably mad at cartman all the time through the episode, i finally came to a conclusion that, if you think that kyle at that moment just started to understand his own feelings for cartman, it all starts to make sense.

the way he gets all angry at him for literally no reason (more than ever), how he doesn’t really mind hugging him, how it’s mostly him who’s against the “new cartman” cuz it’s not his normal cartman, and so on, so on.

maaaybe im being a bit delusional and digging into this way too much, but guys. from now on i can’t see the latest episodes as anything but “kyle finally having a moment of realisation”. it’s a new kyman arc <3

#vita is being weird about kyman once again #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #kyman #south park #sp #sp kyman #sp kyle #sp cartman

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so if i guess it right kenny-from-another-universe is bisexual/sapphic-coded in the new special? could that mean we just got a vague confirmation original kenny is also bi omfg

#south park #sp #kenny mccormick #sp kenny

i wanna write kyman i wanna draw kyman i wanna read kyman i wanna watch kyman

as you could maybe tell im not fucking normal about them

#GOD BLESS THE SPECIAL #got me feeling THINGS #sorry for shitpost

also can we take a moment to appreciate stan marsh canonically being a fan of spiderverse

#south park #stan marsh

i can’t stop thinking that, as the series continues, we’re getting more and more kyle being really involved into everything that is related to cartman. remember the first, uh, i don’t know, ten seasons? what was the scheme? “cartman does something bad, kyle gets involved because of his sense of justice”, right?

but now cartman doesn’t even have to do ANYTHING bad for kyle to interfere like dude??? he was just talking with no harm caused WHY WOULD YOU GET SO MAD FOR NO REASON, KYLE

and i keep seeing this tendency especially strong ever since the season 20/21 when there was a heiman arc, and i LOVE it so much because it’s so funnier and kyman-like now im losing my mind

we’re getting obvious hints from mattrey guys mark my words

#THE SPECIAL IS SO KYMAN CENTRIC AND ALSO PRETTY INTERESTING TO WATCH #GUYS I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THOSE CHANGES IN KYMAN FRIENDSHIP FUUUUUUUUCK #IM NOT NORMAL #south park #sp #eric cartman #kyman #kyle broflovski #sp kyman #kyle x cartman #sp kyle #sp cartman #cartman x kyle

hatsunevitu

ive heard the new sp special finally came out i am SO excited to watch it HOPE IT’LL GIVE ME SOME KYMAN FOOD PLEASE

hatsunevitu

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SPECIAL AND WHY IT WAS SO KYMAN

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ive heard the new sp special finally came out i am SO excited to watch it HOPE IT’LL GIVE ME SOME KYMAN FOOD PLEASE

#KYMAN

VITA WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, LOCA? WEVE MISSED YOU IN THE SERVER

WHHHAT NMNZKZNXK HELLO DUDE HOW ARE U???

IM. IDK IM MOSTLY RESTING CUZ IVE RUN OUT OF IDEAS FOR KYMAN AUS SO IM EMBARRASSED TO SHOW UP IN THE SERVER 😭😭😭

i miss it a lot tho, id like to chat with u guys again 😿😿😿😿😿

#ive also abandoned tumblr because i dont alllow myself to shitpost and i cant force my brain to write anything remooootely good #depression goes brrrrr aahahha

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