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“Depends on…if you’re offering or I’m supposed to buy— OH you mean….ehhehh. WELL,  A lot of people get this horribly wrong idea about me. See? I’m a Libra. I have sort of a cold looking face and I tell people just what’s on my mind, bad or good. I guess sometimes I can be very open about vulgar stuff, like sex or pooping or not taking a shower. Things like that? It made people think I was intimidating, slutty, heck even a little bitchy. But I’m just a pudding cup. A goofy, sensitive, lingers on your tongue-- sweet sensation that deserves love and affection. Well– that’s what it means in a nutshell. Hope you didn’t think I was actually filled with pudding or something– that would be weird.”