Full Metal Jack-Off

Bleach season 17 is coming back sometime this year, and you know what that means!

should be happy he’s holding his hand at all. 

“You should know better than anyone that my work can’t simply wait. I can take a nap tomorrow if I have to.”

“…No, there’s work that needs to be finished.”

“Doctor, and don’t say nurse as if it’s an insult. They do twice the hard work any normal person could handle. I doubt you could scare anyone with whatever weird freaky sex drugs you do to heal up, unless this is just a ploy to avoid talking about steroids since a common side effect is making your dick small and considering your size, I bet it’s like a tiny lost penny in a hairy bush.”

“…no… I don’t think I do, but I have a feeling you’re about to tell me.”

Small hand flails at the TV screen, Nemesis from RE3 smacking Jill to the ground in what would be a death blow to which the character simply eats some red/green herb mix for full health.

“WRONG. We all don’t heal that differently. She should be fucking dead. All of these games are probably just a fever dream they’re collectively sharing because they’re high out of their minds!”

“ I was talkin’ about emotionally but...”