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nice thighs dude fuck i'm sorry i meant thighs i mean thighs i fuck dude i'm sorry i meant thighs i mean thighs i mean i'm sorry i'm sorry i mean your thighs YOUR THIGHS

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anyone elseās boulder heavier this morning??
if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER
Fuck man, people seriously have nothing else better to do, like why are you posting anti posts in the regular tag? Literally nobody here wants to see your pessimistic bullshit. Keep the anti in the anti.
This website is fucking cancer lol it never fails
Ereriās constant copying/mirroring in almost every official art! ššš„ŗ
Their pose! Itās their similar facial expression for me! š¤§
āTell me youāre dating without telling me youāre datingā ššš
Ah, the constant fuel for Ereri is unmatched! š

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Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right
AO3 has gone down
sirs. that is my emotional support.
šøā Things of AOT you should know about by now šøā
In an interview, Hajime Isayama stated that Hange Zoe does not have an official gender but leaves it to the reader's imagination.
According to a Japanese survey, more than half of the fans forgot that Armin also had a tragic past and that he is an orphan.
Levi was accidentally created when Isayama was scribbling ideas.
Reiner Braun's name is of Old Norse origin and means "the conciliatory warrior."
Historia Reiss is the only one of his family to be recognized by the people as the true royalty of the walls.
Aspects of Levi's design and his personality are based on Rorschach from Watchmen.
Isayama revealed that of all the veterans of the Recon Corps, Moblit is the one who consumes the most alcohol due to his "unfortunate" position (Hage's right hand).
In the anime, Eren's titanic form possesses a third eyelid common to predatory species. This can be seen when Eren blinks several times in episode 8. It is unknown if the titan possesses this feature in the manga.
The city layout in Shingeki no Kyojin is based on Nƶrdlingen, Germany.
It is said that Isayama named Mikasa after an ocean-going ironclad ship of the Imperial Japanese Naval Force because of his belief that a series with female characters named after famous warships would be successful.
Levi has the title of āleader of the soldiersā (heishichÅ: usually translated as āCaptainā) in the Recon Corps. However, his friends and subordinates often call him by a shorter title ālance corpoā (heichÅ). This has led to the belief that he is actually a lower-ranking soldier than he actually possesses.
The armored titan is based on Brock Lesnar, an American professional wrestler and former mixed martial arts fighter.
Annie uses Motai, the most brutal fighting style in the world.
Armin's birthday, November 3, is celebrated in Japan as Culture Day, a holiday that promotes study, culture, and fine arts.
The scene where Eren carries the rock to close the hole in Wall Rose is reminiscent of the Greek titan Atlas, who carries the celestial sphere on his shoulders.
Ymir spent 60 years as an original titan and did not age a day until she regained her human form. This suggests that she is physically and mentally 17 years old, but her chronological age is between 70-80 years old.
At 6'5" (196 cm), Mike was the tallest human character of all.
Marco's birthday is June 16, ironically it's the middle of the year and when he died only half of his body appeared.
The flare gun, or smoke gun in Shingeki no Kyojin, are like catapults with needles. Sparklers are paint stored in a can under high pressure. When the trigger is pulled, a needle hits the can, causing the pressure to be released and the shot to be sprayed, leaving paint in its path.
Eren's name comes from Turkish culture. Its exact meaning is āone who progresses and attains divine maturity and sacred wisdomā.
The day Eren realizes that, not only is he tall enough and strong enough to lift Levi up, but also that heās willing to risk Leviās wrath to do so, is the day everything changes.
Illustration for Wait and Hope by @mightbewritingā.

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My grandfather was a brick mason and my mom worked jobs with him, and this resulted in me effectively getting a bricklayerās apprenticeship because I wound up on job sites all the time because they had nothing else to do with me.
I have Very Strong Opinions about brickwork. Very Strong. Also, get me some brick and I can build you a house.
That drippy shit where they donāt scrape the excess grout? I fuckinā hate that shit. It looks sloppy and lazy and is absolutely wasteful.
This shit? Nasty. Gross. Properly scrape it, you absolute terrors. You could mix half the amount of grout and still have the rest for the next job. Goddamn.
Hey
Hey ren
How do you feel about
This
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PAINT OVER PERFECTLY GOOD BRICK
BRICK IS PRETTY
THAT PAINT JOB IS BORING AS FUCK AND EVERYONE WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT SHOULD BE ASHAMED
Sometimes you paint it to protect in coastal towns.
This is the town of Tobermory, on the Isle of Mull, Scotland (Better known to a generation of Brits as āBalamoryā from the kids series of the same name)
Now THAT I will accept. Itās done well and I like the colors.
Thereās a weird trend around pockets of the south to just kind ofā¦slap cheap white paint over some truly stunningly gorgeous brickwork, and I cannot wrap my head around it at all.
ME HONESTLY
iām op
the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.
Ā - you are Keira Knightley, theĀ high-spirited and ever so slightly spoiled child of a doting father who happens to be the governor
Ā - every man in the world is crazy about you, from the dashing naval officer who asks for your hand in marriage to the handsome young blacksmithās apprentice who you met as a child and feel a strong bond with to the devilish pirate lord who saves your life and flirts with you shamelessly and you make out with him once but itās for a good cause
Ā - you have two weddings, one where you femme it up and then it turns all emo whenĀ it rains on your wedding day and the groom is dragged off in chains by another guy who secretly has the hots for you and then you have a second wedding where you dress as a man because youāre the pirate king now and you exchange custom vows and witty banter during a sword fight with zombies
Ā - you are Keira Knightley
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Is this the where is my berries dude??
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Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itās amazing how many men Iāve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iāve lost count of how many men Iāve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonās classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnāt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnāt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iām wishing Iād leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, āMy Liege!ā
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iām the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendās medication, and I didnāt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyāone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatās just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iād had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ālooked like a soldier.ā Iām not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUāVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itās called the Murder Strut.
ITāS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnāt find it. Iām so glad ITāS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let āem know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If thereās anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iām not moving for them, I canāt think of it atm.
Walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youāre gonna win the Indy 500 and donāt care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā
The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ābreadsticksā have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we donāt have Olive Garden either
wait, thatās not what theyāre talking about?
Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!
I⦠did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs.Ā Googling āolive garden breadsticksā does seem to suggest a tastier thing.
Huh.
this changes everything
I mean, I thought it was odd that they everyone was so excited about breadsticks⦠but then I thought, well, itās Americaā¦
Wait theyāre talking about actual bread???
grissini:
breadsticks:
⦠I want American breadsticks. ;_;
@goodbyecassiel - this is the Great Breadstick Misunderstanding, companion to the Epic Lemonade Confusion post
@charlottedabookworm my life is a lie
Omfg same
wtaf why did nobody ever tell us they were talking about actual bread?!?!
We literally did tell you. We. We used the word BREAD.
butā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ those arenāt breadsticks!
They are sticks.
Of bread.
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We didnāt know you had breadtwigs instead.
OH the joke is funnier than previously thought because those are bigger and therefore it would be harder and more socially awkward to shove them into your purse! Lol
I feel like this is explaining a joke to Vulcans who are totally game to try humor, and Iām loving it.