Andaran atish’an, Falon!

little fun fact is that the turkish name is keçiboynuzu (goat’s horn) for the shape of these little guys

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

I wore it the first time I met my girlfriend and she later told me she was immediately obsessed with my smell. so. 135€ well spent, I guess.

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

Angry Gamers (capitol G) will look at a new trailer, invent a way cooler and more epic version of it, and then think that cooler and more epic version is Bad, somehow

Man imagine a GTA where you play as a trans woman sex worker forced into increasingly dangerous situations, surviving and slowly thriving through crimes and heists of escalating stakes, slowly overcoming and eventually overthrowing those who wronged you in both the justice system and the criminal underworld

Maybe game studios should have one of these Gamers on their team to torture. The angrier this Gamer gets the further the rest of the team pushes. If this Gamer is violent with rage by the end of a brainstorming session it's considered successful.

They could keep him in a little terrarium

I feel like ODD being an official disorder in the DSM should be the thing that makes everyone go “hm” about how psychology is practiced

[looking a child directly in the eye] i diagnose you with Shitty Bitch Syndrome. this makes it legal to do medieval german tortures to you by the way

also you would be surprised at which group gets disproportionately diagnosed with this disorder. did you guess black people. because its black people

Your future self traveling back in time to have a grindr hookup with you

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

I hope OpenAI goes under. I hope ChatGPT and all similar AI are unplugged forever. And I hope everyone who's been relying on it cries about it.

[tearing violently & unsuccessfully at industrially sealed plastic packaging with nails and teeth] okay I know how this looks but I promise you I am not a malicious microbe trying to get in for infection reasons I am just a regular human woman seeking the flavor of your cured meats. please. I'm a person [crying now] I'm just a regular girl