Harborcoat Junior

People who smile and look like they are saying the word 'teeth.'

Today is the happiest day of my life for no reason than it’s just like every other.

From the Collection of Unfit Sayings: Two one-way tickets make a round trip.

Suture self, Future Self

There are arms in the sky reaching down and pulling up some and not others. Leonard Cohen gets a lift. Rod McKuen must stay. Raquel Welch gets a lift. Joey Heatherton must stay. Lenny Bruce gets a lift. Mort Sahl must stay. Tom Jones gets a lift. Mac Davis must stay. The Beach Boys gets a lift. Jan and Dean must stay.

The wind slams the door open with a ferocity easily mistaken as intention.

Of all the girls in the world, I had to get mixed up with the one who’s daddy is a judo expert.

The Partridge Family sing about love better than anybody.

Guard this envelope. If anything happens to me, make sure it gets into the hands of Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

Atheists also do not believe in Bigfoot.

Time is a spice. Like nutmeg, like thyme.

When he adjusts his sunglasses, it's with his middle finger

A view of earth from space, and the same patterns of faces in the clouds as you would see from the ground in reverse

Society is a word that sounds like the thing it is