strobe light

aubrey plaza if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

hi YouTube! today we're gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]

This is what I assume ff xiv is like

That time of the year again

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

I love white ppl😍

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

tag yourself i’m the one recording.

every thanksgiving this video lives in my head rent free

i love to quit things and leave situations and end circumstances. like actually i can just go

tucking you in to cook at 350 degrees for 45 minutes

waking you up after 22 minutes to turn you around so you cook evenly