Happy Bus... I Mean Camper

Happy Pride

[ID: Bronze statue of a woman brandishing a sword above her head; along the length of the blade are perched five living sparrows /end ID]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

Someday. My beautiful girl danger days will get her flowers. And then you will all love her. But I'll remember how you treated her. I'll remember.