Mar 27, 2016
my sense of humor:
suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
“what are you doing” “my best”
shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
“Bees?”
