Greatest hits of the mullet rock

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

I genuinely unironically like it when people use the word "relapse" without clarifying what exactly they're talking about. Like you've had a problem and you've been working on having less of that problem but you momentarily went back on your bullshit for a little there. None of anyone else's business what that was, you've already said everything they need to know.

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

vibrators will have one setting that works and then 57 others that they were just like Let’s get silly with these. and the order randomizes so you accidentally press the button and it’s four hours until you find the one that works again and by the time yiu do the world is gone. Ash. Did it ever even exist if there’s no one, nothing to remember it

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real