girls are addicted to laying down

halloween used to be a very sensory experience for me and now it’s just another day :( i miss being aligned with the seasons and getting scared on the 31st at 3am

addicted to pooping at work it is so much smoother and i go so slow

i’m single because i’m the only interesting woman alive

high si is remembering all the starbucks drinks and cycles low ne is crying when i am expected to multitask or rush

i hate lana so much

it’s 10am and i’ve already had toooooo many bruh moments. i’ve been like bruhh

going on a date with a blonde femme i’m gonna call her a stupid idiot and shave her head as revenge for when i was 9 and thought that only blondes could have fulfilling beautiful lives…..

i am literally in love with all women