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William does not sleep, He waits. There is no theory of evolution, Just a list of animals William allows to live. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for William. William doesn't read books, He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. William counted to infinity - twice. When William does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. William doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. William can slam a revolving door. William can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. William can divide by zero. William ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. William uses a night light. Not because William is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of William. William can sneeze with his eyes open. William invented all 32 letters of the alphabet. William's tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries. The car was invented to outrun William, not to be outdone he invented the car accident.