Truly Gone Fishing Amalgam

That TADC finale was awesome. I loved the part when Jax said "it's jaxing time" and started jaxing everywhere on everyone and everything

how is everyone feeling today

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

Now if Iron Lung the movie gets a Blu-ray release, I suggest adding in the director's commentary starting with "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier..." and also Markiplier in the corner.

#i need everyone to watch this#i saw it this morning on bsky and i am so grateful that someone on tumblr had also posted it#the attention to detail on this is insane#and yet it is also so incredibly true to the spirit of minor league hockey#screaming at 'absolute penalty kill'#amazing. great job to whatever allentown hockey weeb got this greenlit

@shacklesburst

no one ever clicks on me to start my side quest #overit

FYI OPs side quest only gives a common accessory

your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry