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in which adam shows up to take you on a date. {fluff, insecurity, reader is called beautiful/gorgeous. they're both kind of characterized inconsistently. this is my first time publishing a fic and it's for a movie that hasn't even come out yet lol.}
âhi.â
âhi.â
adam looks absolutely adorable. you can't help but look him over as he stands stark still in your doorway all handsome and well-dressed.
âare those for me?â you ask, nodding your head towards the bouquet in his hands. his knuckles are so white around the stem, you're worried they might snap.
âyes! yes, they are,â he stammers, tearing his eyes away from your face with noticable effort. he holds them out and seems to think better of how hard he's been gripping them, loosening his fingers as he extends his arm. âfor you. i hope they're alright.â
âthey're beautiful,â you tell him. they are, they really are, and taking them from him leaves you feeling giddy. it's not often you have someone pining over you like this, and since you've met him, adam seems to want nothing more than to make you smile.
you do, then, flashing him a pretty grin that he reciprocates tenfold. âthey're really pretty, adam, thank you. do you want to step inside while i get these in some water?â
you step back from the door, one hand resting just above the knob while the other holds the bouquet against your chest.
adam accepts the invitation, stepping inside carefully and trailing like a lost puppy when you gesture him to follow behind you.
âthese are wonderful,â you say. you can't stop saying it. much to your surprise, when you take off the wrapping, the stems are fine. they've already been trimmed of their lower leaves, ready to be cut and rehomed. âyou didn't have to do all of this. these are so nice.â
âof course i had to,â adam says, watching your fingers dance across the stems, careful gaze inspecting each one before you trim it down with a paring knife. âwhat kind of date would i be if i showed up empty handed?â
âthe kind of date i'm used to.â you mean for it to sound breezy, but you're not sure it does. you want to play it cool, but the flowers and adam are both so lovely, and you can't seem to find it in yourself to care. âthank you again. i know i've said it already, but this is just so nice.â
the flowers look even better in the vase, and you're sure adam spent more on them than he'd ever admit to you. he must've gotten them from a florist, there's one only a few blocks away from your apartment and you know they take advantage of their location to jack up prices.
âi meant to say it at the door,â he starts, then stops. âyou look - i mean.â he shakes his head. âyou look gorgeous. you're so beautiful, i still can't believe you said yes.â
âyou're pretty easy on the eyes yourself.â your face feels hot, so you turn your attention back to the flowers. âif anything, i should've been the one who was surprised. someone like you wanting to to talk to me.â you gesture vaguely at yourself. âmuch less go on a date.â
âsomeone like me?â adam asks, head tilted. he sounds genuinely puzzled, and you wish you'd been more coy. nerves looked better on him thsn the brazen curiosity; at least you were on equal footing then. you feel silly now under his teasing gaze.
âyou know,â you muster. âhandsome, and fit. and not full of himself about it. guys like that aren't really the type to be interested inâŚâ your chin dips down to your neck, and you wave a hand dismissively
âin?â
âi don't know how to say it without it sounding all self-pityingâ
adam is quiet for a moment, then his hand reaches across kitchen. âhow about we get going, and i can spend dinner telling you just how much i like you.â
you look at his hand, offered without expectation, and take it.
his fingers close around yours, and he smiles. his smile is so pretty, you think you'd do anything if it meant he'd keep looking at you like that.
he holds the doors for you, out of your apartment and then again out of the building. your hand is warm in his, and you fall into step behind him as he leads you down the street. it's a pretty night. adam is pretty, too, and he got you pretty flowers, and he thinks you're pretty. you couldn't be happier.
he swings his arm just slightly, creating a new rhythm in tandem with your steps. âi've got us a reservation.â
you look up at him with big eyes. âyou made a reservation?â
âi did.â
you look forward again. the street is warm and gold-lit, that particular hour where everything looks a little kinder than it is, and you think about how close you were to canceling tonight. you think about the fourty minutes you spent in the bathroom debating your reflection in the mirror, and the text you must've drafted and deleted a dozen times. Something came up, I'm sorry.
adam's thumb sweeps across your knuckles once, absentminded. he doesn't know about any of that, and you don't think he needs to. he knows that you opened the door, and he seems more than pleased with that.
âthank you for the flowers.â you just can't help yourself. you must seem like a fool.
âthank me as many times as you want,â he says plainly, âbut you don't have to. i liked picking them out.â
you believe him when he says it. he sounds so genuine, you have a hard time believing anything else. you tighten your fingers around his hand in silence, letting the sounds of the city comfort you.
a/n: thank you for reading (: any feedback is welcome! please please please lef me know about any typos/grammatical errors/issuesđ¤ hope this was decent at the very least!!
amazed at leon kennedyâs ability to look like the brother of every white girl he stands next to
i love the idea of there being a running joke in the dso that leon is the brother of every blonde girl he meets. but in another universe he wouldâve been a great brother𼚠too bad his entire family died when he was a kid lol
also his camouflage abilities of being a girl-brother means that when he stands next to jill he becomes brunette (ex: death island)
the concept of 12 year old sherryâs teacher calling her dad into the office and itâs a 21 year old who looks 18 and theyâre just rapidly trying to do the math
So I saw you were wanting He-Man requests, so whatever you're wanting to write about him. Please bring it into the world. Be be that reader reacting to Adams He-Man form (the muscles or the transformation where he's stripped naked before being re-clothed[my mother thinks that was the best part]) or Adam just being a total sweetheart and making people accidentally fall in love with him. Whatever you want I will read.
Pining Amongst the Trees
A/N: I used this as a bit of a warm up as I'm still getting used to Adam's characterization. I'd love feedback on if this feels accurate!! TYSM for the request!!!
Your five-year plan had been blown out of the water. In fact, you didnât know if this place even years had as you understood them. You scarcely knew if it had days, as most of your time on Eternia had been spent on a spaceship.
 Adam, your longest and best friend, had been preoccupied between the sword he had just found and the girl that had picked him- and you -up from earth. You swore to yourself that you werenât jealous. Adam and you were just friends, and now that he was home, he had a planet to save.
And now he was ripped. And his hair had a million times more volume. And you felt even less worthy of being here. You were just a human from earth. Adam couldnât expect you to stand alongside his childhood heroes and friends on a planet full of creatures you had never seen.
Then why had be brought you? Because you had found him in the park before the ship took off? Because you had been the only person on Earth to try to believe him?
The trees around you gleamed orange as you sat by a makeshift fire, pondering your purpose on this adventure. Adam had been discussing strategy or something with Duncan and Teela. You had stepped away, knowing nothing about combat.
Much to your surprise, you heard footsteps approaching behind you. You didnât have the energy to look.
âThis wasnât the way I had hoped to show you, my home.â Adam said meekly.
You looked up to the auburn trees around you, âEven with the destruction itâs beautiful.â Your voice sounded just as small as his, as though you had lost your ability to talk to him.
Adam didnât respond for a moment, but you could hear him shuffling his feet. You could imagine the look on his face, maybe dumbfounded or awkward as he tried to spit out his next words.
âYou know- Iâm really glad that youâre here.â He took a few more steps towards where you sat.
You smiled at his words. His voice was always so warm, so kind, even when he was awkward. Especially when he was awkward.
âIâm sorry that I canât do much to help you.â
âWhat do you mean?â Adam was finally next to you, and sat himself down, his form hovering over you in a way that it hadnât used to, âYouâre my partner in crime.â He said it like it was so obvious.
âPartner in crime?â You glanced over at him, giving a brief smile at the dorky term. Even with his newfound powers, of course he was still the same nerd you had yearned for on earth.
Adamâs eyes looked up as he tried to think of a different term, âMy other half?â He said it as if he was being really clever.
You guffawed at him, your face growing warm, âThatâs even dorkier!â you said between laughs.
The smile on his face grew and you almost believed that you could see him blushing too. âNot like that! I just meant- well- weâre a team.â He said sheepishly.
As your laughter died down, Adam bumped his shoulder against yours. He took a breath, which you knew meant that he was trying to shake away his nerves, âI just mean that Iâm lucky to have you by my side.â
You pressed your shoulder into his and left it there. Your eyes turned away from him to the foliage in front of you. âI appreciate it Adam, but Iâm no soldier. Iâm no hero. I donât know if some random earthling can do much for you mister prince.â
âWhat is that supposed to mean?â Adam shifted away from you, not to create distance but to turn himself to fully face you. âYouâre one of the bravest people I know I mean- you believed me when no one else did, and when the time came for me to come back, you were willing to leave your home planet without hesitation! I couldnât have made it this far without you.â
Adam reached for your hand in your lap. He took it firmly in his, more insistent that you had ever seen him (and you had helped with the sword search, you had seen insistence).
âI wouldnât have wanted to be here if it wasnât with you.â
The blush on your face deepened as your eyes snapped up to meet Adamâs.
âIt doesnât matter that Iâm a prince or that I have all of this-â he gestured to himself with his free hand, âI rely on you.â
You grasped his hand tightly. âAdam, you canât just say things like that.â
âWhy not?â His eyes searched yours.
âBecause I care for you more deeply than I should. And when you go saying things like that it makes me feel like you feel the same.â
Adamâs face flushed bright red at your confession. An amber leaf floated into his hair. Your hand itched to reach for it. You watched his mouth open, then close, then open again like a fish out of water.
âYou⌠you- me?â His words were broken as he tried to process and his free hand pointed to himself. He tilted his head slightly, like a confused puppy.
You felt like a wind up toy, your insides fluttering and twisting with nerves as you waited for your oldest friend, your partner in crime, your second half, to gather his wits and to say something. Despite your apprehension, you nodded at him to affirm that you had meant every word.
At your nod his face broke into a disbelieving grin, his free hand moving to grab your other hand. âWhy didnât you say anything?â
You forced yourself to keep eye contact, âYou went on dates with other girls! I assumed if you had been interested you would have said so.â
Adamâs eyebrows raised teasingly, âYou think that I would have spoken up about having a fat crush on my best friend? Besides those dates never progressed past the first one.â
âYou said it was because they never believed you.â
Adam shrugged sheepishly, âMostly. But I wouldnât have wanted to go further anyways. I always found myself wishing that it was you.â
Before you two could say anything else, Duncan yelled at you across the clearing to get off of your butts and come get ready to keep moving. Adam hesitantly let go of one of your hands, using his grip on the other to help you up.
You went to move towards the ship, but he pulled you back by your still connected hands.
âOnce this is all over.. when Eternia is safe, I want to take you on a date, a proper one. Iâll show you everything that Iâve always wanted to.â
You smiled, heart feeling full as he looked down at you, âAs you wish, my liege.â
You heard Adam sputtering as you dropped his hand and began walking away and you laughed to yourself. Despite the turn of events that had taken place in your life, he was still the same old Adam. The same old Adam who had liked you all these years.
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can you do geeky girlfriend x adam glenn ? :3 pretty pls and ty !!
Questions and Questions
A/N: Gosh I love the idea of Adam being so down bad that he's terrified of leaving you here on earth and I love even more the idea that you're obsessed with your space prince boyfriend with the cool sword
Your boyfriend had shown up at your door nearly a month after videos on the internet of him flying off in a spaceship had gone viral. You knew that heâd come back for you eventually, he had proven time and time again that he would. So you had waited, and here he was just as you had expected.
 But not how you had expected.
  Adam looked at you as if he was ready to be scolded, hazel eyes round with apprehension. His form â much larger than you remembered â hunched over on itself as if trying to shrink into the floor.
 âYes?â His eyes darted across your face.
 You tried to stay stern, fighting back an excited grin, âYou have a sword.â
Indeed, he did. Strapped across his back was the very sword he had been filmed stealing. The same sword that the city cameras had caught a monster trying to steal from him. The same sword that he had left in the spaceship with. It was wrapped in a leather harness, as if he was trying to conceal it, but neither he nor the sword were particularly discrete.
Adam glanced over his shoulder at the sword, as if he had forgotten it was there, before looking back at you, âI can explain-â
â-Do you know how cool that is??? Why didnât you take me with? I mean I know that you told me you were a space prince but I mean it was actually pretty hard to grasp without any other proof. But youâre from space? Do you have different organs? Can you breath without oxygen? And the sword, what is it made of..?â
You carried on with your questions, not giving Adam the space to actually answer any of them. After you began asking about the biological landscape of Eternia he took the liberty of stepping past you into your apartment. You follow, still stammering, a wide grin on your face. Only when he guides you to sit on your couch and sits across from you do you take a breath.
 Despite your excitement, heâs still looking at you quite nervously, his eyebrows furrowed and his eyes unable to meet yours.
âSo⌠youâre not mad at me for leaving so suddenly?â His eyes finally locked onto yours, hands clasped in front of him.
You took a breath, âI mean, I missed you a lot. But youâve been talking about this planet since we first started dating. And I never doubted that youâd come back.â
âYou didnât?â Adamâs eyebrows went up.
âShould I have doubted you?â
Adamâs eyes widened and he sat forward in his chair, âNo- no of course not! I kept thinking about when I could come to get you the entire time.â
You smiled gently at him, âSo then why are you surprised?â
Adam shifted back in his seat, leaning backwards in the process and revealing to you just how broad he had become. As he searched for his words you couldnât help but admire the sharp ridges that peeked from under his shirt and the bounce in his hair as he ran a hand through it.
 âI almost died.â
You took a breath. You hadnât considered that he had been in danger.
âOf course Iâd always come back to you, you were right to never doubt that but- I nearly died and all I could think about in that moment wasnât my planet or my people. I could only think about you, and how I hadnât gotten to tell you that I loved you one more time.â
You stood and approached him where he sat, stooping so that you two remained at eye level, âAre you still in danger?â
The pain on Adamâs face wavered, his warm eyes fixed on you, âNo.â
You reached out a hand to cup his face. He leaned into your hand with a soft hum.
âThen Iâm glad that youâve come home to me safe and sound.â
âSpeaking of home⌠I wanted to ask you something.â The air around him changed, still nervous, but not the dangerous kind.
âYou can ask me anything, as long as I can ask you anything right back.â you hummed.
âI want you to come back with me.â He swallowed, eyes closed, âI want you to live on Eternia with me.â He spoke so softly and stiltedly, as if he was unsure about asking.
You made your decision a month ago. The minute you saw that spaceship, the minute he left you to go home, you had decided that, given the chance, youâd follow. You stroked his cheekbone as your mind wandered to what it would be like. He had told you about dragons and griffons and magic, mountains and sprawling forests and lakes of lava. He had told you about the people, talking tigers and men with fists of steel and men with skulls for faces.
You imagined his childhood home, the palace. A golden place adorned with statues and soldiers. You imagined waking up next to him in the light of a strange sun. You imagined playing with his hair as you lay there and the easygoing smile on his face as he stirred to your presence. You imagined all the places that he had promised to show you. You imagined vast libraries of foreign information for you to discover, and training to use a weapon, maybe a sword just like his. And for the briefest moment, you imagined a golden wedding, maybe a ring, maybe a choir, but certainly with him at an altar, looking at you with the fondness that always seemed to pool in his eyes when you were around.
Adam said your name quietly, pulling you out of your fantasies.
âof course I will. Iâd go anywhere for you.â
The biggest grin you had ever seen broke out on Adamâs face, crinkling his eyes as he let out a soft laugh of relief, âWe can visit earth whenever you want.â
âI just want to be where you are Adam.â You said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, âyouâre it for me.â
Adam smiled impossibly wider, pulling you down on the couch next to him, âSo then I suppose I should ask what your questions are for me.â He said, at ease.
eddie munson x bats (fem!reader), alice & roan munson
word count: 1.4k+
summary: Corroded Coffin or Die Photo Prompt Server Challenge | While cleaning the garage, Alice finds some photos that has Eddie feeling some type of way.
warnings: none that i can think of!
notes: I donât think Eddie talks about his parents with the girls oftenâ but the call back to the car heâs got (to connect with his mama) is in this fic right here. I hope you enjoy! Feel free to let me know if Iâve missed anything!
The big door of the garage is rolled up, letting in the afternoon light. Eddie's got a rag thrown over his shoulder as he crouches in front of a tattered cardboard box that looks like it hadn't been opened since before each of the girls were born. His hair's tied back loosely in one of your hair ties, greying at the temples.Â
Alice is sitting on the steps by the door into the house, leaning back on the palms of her hands. Roan walks back and forth slowly, kicking a loose bolt on the cracked concrete every time she passes. "This is insane, dad." Alice sighs, leaning her head back on her shoulders to stare at the ceiling above her. "You know that, right?"
Eddie shuffles around, grunts when he stands, and moves the box to another area of the garage. "Enlighten me."Â
"You're famous!" She says, exasperated as she sits back up straight. Sheâs sure that one little detail should end this conversation right there. "You're rich! You could hire someone to do this."Â
Roan nods, agreeing with her sister as she kicks at the bolt again, watching it bounce out of her vicinity this time. "Yeah, dad. This is a job for like⌠some guy named Gary. Not us."Â
Eddie glances at them, raising his brows as he tries to find exactly where the audacity is coming from. This was just a regular Saturday in April back at Garethâs for him, when Mrs. Mara Emerson would bribe them into a monthâs worth of cleaning with the promise of their favorite burgers and a pineapple upside down cake. "Gary?"
"Yeah." Roan shrugs.
Eddie leans back against your car, crossing his arms over his chest. "That's pretty specific for two teenage girls who get anything and everything they could ever dream of." He shakes his head, "and also offensive to the many hardworking non-Gary's out there."Â
Alice groans, loudly, in response, "daaaad."
"What?" He frowns and dips his head, throwing his hands up, palms to them. "Maybe I like cleaning my own garage."
"You don't." Roan challenges.
"You don't know me." Eddie chuckles and shakes his head, pushing off the car to move towards another stack of soft and worn cardboard boxes. "Iâve been gone for two months. Maybe I want to spend some time with my kids, whom I love and cherish and wish that I could see more. Ever think of that?"
Alice snorts, pushing herself off the stairs and then lowering herself down in front of the built-in shelving until she can reach the bottom shelves. "Spending time with us? Or getting free child labor?"
Eddie rolls his eyes, sorting through a bit of knick knacks, "You're welcome for the time you get to spend with your old man."Â
Alice shakes her head, running her hands along the bottom shelf until she comes across a little blue tin. She pulls it out, confused, "I didn't know mom had sewing stuff." She shakes the tin, it doens't rattle in the way needles and thread would rattle. She looks at Roan.
Roan drops down beside her. "Open it."Â
"Don't open it. Your mom doesn't sew for fun. It's probably some of her doll shit." He says automatically, not looking towards them. "And if it's something spooky she picked up from a yard sale, I really don't have time for that today."
Alice rolls her eyes and pops the lid on the tin despite the judgement.Â
Roan tries to look over her shoulder, "what is it?"
"Pictures." Alice says and shrugs, reaching in to pull out a small bundle. The edges are worn and yellowing. She looks at the photo on the top of the stack. There's a red mustang in the backgroundâ much like her dad's thatâs tucked away under a tarp in the second opening of their two car garageâ the sun glaring off the windshield. There's a woman leaning against it with a little boy on her hip. She's wearing sunglasses, her hair dark brown and wild, just like her own. "Dad?" Alice glances over her shoulder at him.Â
Eddie turns his head to look at her for a moment, before turning his attention back to the box, distracted. "Yeah?"
She holds up the photo, staying quiet. Quiet enough that it gets him to look up again. He squints and steps a bit closer. "Let me see that." He says softly, holding his hand out. Alice hands it over quietly. When his eyes fall over the photo, something in his face softens. His thumb brushes over the worn in edges of the photograph and he chuckles, almost to himself. The girls watch him quiet and curious. "Girls⌠That is my mom." He says softly, pointing to the woman. His smile is so kind, the girls arenât sure if theyâve ever seen him look like that before. Then he points to the kid in her arms, "and that's me."Â
Roan leans in, letting her eyes scan over the photo face. "You were pretty tiny."
"I was adorable once. Hard to believe, I know." He jokes softly.
Alice glances away from the photo and into the tin again, holding it up between them. "There's more in here."
Eddie glances down at it, "yeah?"
She nods and starts pulling photos out one by one. One's his mom, sitting on the hood of that same mustang in denim shorts. There's another one of her at a kitchen table somewhere with a man that looks a whole lot like Grandpa Wayne. His arm is slung around her shoulders and she has a lit cigarette between her fingers. In the final one they look at, she's holding who the girls decide is, Eddie, as a baby. He's cradled to her chest and she's looking at him like he was the best love she had ever felt in her life.Â
Roan smiles at that one, taking it gently from her sister. "She's pretty."Â
Eddie huffs out a breath that turns into another smile, nodding, "She is."
Alice looks at the photo, pinning down the kind brown eyes, dimples, and dark curls. The way she smiles, the same lines and dimples. "She looks like you."
Eddie laughs and shakes his head a little. "Other way around, kid."
Roan traces the edges of the photo in her hand as Eddie continues to peek through the stack. She bites the inside of her cheek and looks at her dad. "Why haven't we seen these before?"
Eddie leans his hip against the workbench along the back wall, not looking up from the photos in his hands. "Didn't know where they were." He says softly. "Thought I lost most of 'em when I moved out of Grandpa Wayne's before you girls were born, if I'm being honest."
Roan and Alice exchange a look, he hadnât seen pictures of his mom in that long? âHow did she die?" Roan asks softly.
"She got pretty sick." Eddie says quietly and leaves it at that.
Roan nods a little, looking at the pictures again. Her heart stinging for her dad's younger self. She knew her grandmother had been gone for a long time. But she couldn't imagine life without you, her mom, and she's 14. "How old were you?" She asks.
Eddie glances over where his own red mustang sits under the white canvas, "six."
Alice sucks in a breath and starts to stack the photos back up to place back into the tin. "That sucks."
It's blunt and honest, but Eddie nods. Laughing lightly at the way itâs said, as he shrugs. "Yeah, It did suck. Just a bit."
From inside, the three of them hear your voice call out the door for dinner. So Alice scoops the photos Eddie isnt holding back into the tin, carefully, and tucks it under her arm. She smiles at Roan, nodding her head towards the door to give signal to her to let Eddie have a minute. They make their way inside and the door swings shut behind them. Eddie sighs softly.
He pushes himself off the workbench and pins the photo of him and his mom in front of her car onto the board hanging on the wall, right next to a picture of you and him at his first big Corroded Coffin show, Alice's first day of kindergarten, and one of Roan covered in spaghetti from head to toe. All his favorite girls in one place.
He looks around, giving the garage one last once over, before walking into the kitchen. Cleaning this up can wait until Garethâs free and until he can bribe his wonderful wife into making a pineapple upside down cake almost like Mrs. Emersonâs. He smiles at the family waiting for him at the table, the blue tin of photos sitting on the counter, waiting for him to comb through when the time is right.Â
Picture commissioned from lovely @furrysphinxthrone
Eddie Munson x Reader â˘Â 80s Zombie Apocalypse AUÂ
based on this request/idea
WC: 2700
Warnings: some gore and violence obviously, but itâs also funny, think classic zombie slasher, eventual smut, MDNI
You thought getting called into work hungover after a second-year high school reunion was a bad day.
Try surviving a local zombie outbreak with Eddie Munson and his crew.
The phone rang many times before you picked up, whoever it was, they were insistent.
âHello,â you said in the voice you normally use for âfuckâ.
âSorry to bother you so early darlingâŚâ
Not him again. Your boss. The clock was showing 11:15, the button broke in winter, so after daylight savings it was really 10:15.
âIâm fine.â You looked at the bucket by the bed, empty.
âSo thereâs a basketball game at Hawkins High tonight, a short drive from me, everyone hungry for hotdogs, good cashâŚâ
The voice on the other side was almost apologetic.Â
âWhy are you calling me now for the 6pm event?â The blood was pounding in your temples, you carefully sat up in the bed, and looked around â at least this is my house. Good.
âI might have eaten most of the stuff from the truck. You will need to restock. Get breakfast on me. Or lunch. Or a hotdog.â He laughed at his own joke. Son of a bitch.
âIâll get ready and come by. As quick as I can.â That probably meant a few hours, taking last nightâs second year high school reunion into account.
You peeked through the blinds at the sunny day outside, squinted, swallowed a pill and went to shower.
6pm In the neighboring town of Hawkins:
Eddie bent over the campaign notes â the map of the dungeon, the encounter tables, dialogue notes. The Hellfire Club was going to walk into the Lair of the Crimson Lich and they were going to suffer, cry and beg and Eddie was going to enjoy every second of it.
He was waiting for the party, reading through the notes again, chewing on the rubber of the pencil, when the door of the drama room slammed open so hard that the window rattled.
Erica Sinclair stood in the doorway, chest heaving, looking like sheâd run the entire length of Hawkins without stopping.
Eddie lowered his notes slowly.
âI saw a boy,â she gasped, âeating a girl.â
Eddie stared at her.
She stared back.
He sat up, set his notes aside, and folded his hands on the table preparing to give a sex ed lecture.
âErica,â he said, in his most patient voice. âWhat you witnessed is actually a completely natural, if deeply personalââ
âShut the dumpster.â She looked like she wanted to throw up. âNot like that, you absolute creep, he was eating her brainââ
âWhaââ
âHer actual brain, Eddieââ
âOkay, I hear youââ
âThere was so much bloodââ
âERICA.â He was on his feet now. âI hear you. Okay? I hear you.â He crossed to the window and looked out, half expecting to see nothing, half expecting her to be pranking him, because she was absolutely capable of it and he wouldnât put it past her.
Eddie saw Jason Carver on the sidewalk across the street.
He saw Jason sucking the brain out of some cheerleaderâs skull with enthusiasm. Her body flat on the sidewalk, his face covered in fresh blood and brain mass.
He dropped the curtain. Contents of his stomach tried to come up, then again. Eddie put his hand on the windowsill to steady himself.
âOkay,â he said, very quietly, to the wall. âOkay. Thatâs. Yeah.â He turned around.
Erica was watching him with wide eyes. She was twelve years old and he had no answers for her.
âLock the door,â he said.
She already had.
They waited for the others.
Mike and Dustin didnât show. Gareth didnât show. Jeff didnât show.
Eddie sat at the head of the table, looking at his campaign notes and listening to the sounds outside getting worse and trying to think. Erica sat across from him eating the last of his chips.
âWe have to go,â she said, around a mouthful of Doritos.
âI know.â
âMy parents donât know where I am.â
âI know.â
âEddie.â
âI know, Erica, Iâm thinkingââ
âThink faster.â
He looked at her. She looked at him. Outside, something fell over with a wet crash and neither of them looked toward the window.
âOkay,â he said. âThereâs an emergency stand at the end of the corridor. We need to make it there, grab the fire extinguisher and run downstairs to the parking lot. Stay next to me.â
Erica sipped her soda and nodded.
Eddie peeked outside the door. The corridor was empty, freshly washed and quiet like always when everyone except the outcasts were at the basketball game.
Halfway through the hall they saw Mrs. Braun, the history teacher Eddie frequently clashed with. Her eyes were whitish, face pale grey and she moved slowly but with the determination of a tank. The sleeve of her pink blouse was ripped off, exposing a deep bite on her arm.
âFuck fuck fuck!â Eddie froze mid-step, considering running or redirecting.
âMunson.â Erica pulled on his hand.
âYes, thatâs me. Why the fuck is it always me in the middle of the shitstorm?â
âAnalyze this later.â
âOkay, Iâll run to grab the fire extinguisher while you go back to the roomââ
âAbsolutely not. I will distract her while you run. She seems slow and wears those stupid shoes.â Erica didnât lose her cool, or at least pretended better than Eddie, whose brain was short-circuiting.
âFine, just donât get caught, okay, kid?â
Eddie sprinted toward the fire stand while Erica started making noise and moving frantically, trying to distract Mrs. Braun without attracting more zombies. Eddie was almost at the stand when Mrs. Braun lurched toward him clumsily â and he made a sound he will never tell anyone about.
Thankfully, whether it was a zombie characteristic or just a history teacher attribute, she was slow enough for him to pass her and reach the fire stand, where Eddie desperately jerked on the handle before reading â pull the ring. He got to the fire extinguisher just in time to blow a spray of foam in her eyes, then hit her head with the bottom of the container. She fell down hard and splayed on the linoleum either dead or knocked out.
Just as he breathed out and felt the droplets of sweat run down his back, at the other end of the corridor a zombie basketball player emerged.
âRun, Erica!â
She did, but jocks even in zombie form were quick and better oriented. Erica barely made it to Eddie as he was spraying the zombie. The door closed behind them with a heavy thud. Eddie had to sacrifice his belt to tie the handles. The way to the van was clear.
Eddie drove with both hands on the wheel. His jaw set, taking turns he didnât need to take, avoiding a few scenes of former citizens feasting on brains. I will take her home, then sit in the van and panic. Erica froze in the passenger seat with her arms crossed and her eyes tracking everything with pure horror.
The Sinclair house looked untouched from the outside, which was either a good sign or the cruelest possible joke. The porch light was on. The door opened before they made it up the front path â Mrs. Sinclair saw them through the window and pulled Erica immediately.
âSheâs okay,â Eddie said from the porch. âShe came to D&D, she was safe the whole time, I brought her straight hereââ
âLucas.â Mrs. Sinclair looked at him clutching Erica. âLucas went to the basketball game. He hasnât come home.â
Eddieâs stomach dropped. Lucas was there with Mrs. Braun roaming around, with Jason and whoever else is infected with he has no idea what. His brain was zoning out of the scale of the disaster, just focusing on the next step â getting Lucas out of danger.
Mr. Sinclair appeared in the hallway with a shotgun. Eddie had no idea the Sinclairs even had a gun. Everything shifted into a horror movie mode â elongated shadows, disturbing sounds from the street, and eerie TV static.
âIâll find him, I have a machete,â Eddie heard himself say.
Everyone looked at him. Eddie wasnât famous for being a hero.
âIâll find him,â he said again, trying not to look terrified. âAnd Iâll bring him back.â
Mr. Sinclair looked Eddie over.
âI knew you were a satanist,â he said.
Eddie opened his mouth.
âBut,â Mr. Sinclair added, with the gravity of a man rapidly reassessing his priorities, âgiven the circumstances, thatâs an advantage.â
âBring my son home.â
Eddie closed his mouth.
âYes, sir,â he had no time and no desire to argueâŚ
Erica finally cracked and cried in her momâs arms, looking like a child she was and not a little smart brat she played usually.
âStay inside, they are slow and dumb.â Eddie instructed no one specifically.
âIâll watch them,â Mr. Sinclair promised, grasping the gun with an unsteady hand.
Eddie turned back to the van, thinking how the hell he was going to get Lucas out of a gym full of zombies, and lit a cigarette.
You should have gone home.
That was the thought blinking in his head as the van rattled down the empty Hawkins streets. Most cars were trying to get out of the town. Smart. Lucky.
Eddie had nowhere to go except his trailer. The trailer had walls. The trailer had a lock. It theoretically had safety. Wayne should come back in the morning, like he could sort out any of this mess.
Instead he was driving toward Hawkins High with a machete on the passenger seat and exactly one plan, which was:
1. Find Lucas.
2. Donât die.
3. Bring him back home.
The school came into view. The parking lot looked very dead. The asphalt was streaked dark here and there. Eddie could hear distant screaming echoing somewhere inside the school.
And right in the middle of the parking lotâ
Are you kidding me?
You were sprinting between cars while three zombies stumbled after you.
Not screaming. Not crying. Just running with exhausted determination. You vaulted over the hood of a Honda.
One of the zombies grabbed at your jacket and missed by inches. His jaws clicked with an unnatural sound. Your blood ran cold.
Eddie slammed his foot on the gas.
The van roared forward.
âOH SHITââ
THUMP.
The first zombie disappeared under the tires.
THUMP.
The second spun sideways hard enough to bounce off a parked car. You screamed and covered your face with your hands as the blood splashed on you.
The third turned just in time to get obliterated by the front bumper with a crunch Eddie would absolutely never get over.
You stopped, breathing hard, eyes wide.
Eddie leaned across the passenger seat and shoved the door open.
âGET IN!â
You did instantly, slamming the door behind you.
Eddie peeled away across the parking lot while more figures began emerging near the school entrance.
For about five seconds neither of you spoke.
Then:
âSee the hot dog truck there?â
Eddie glanced at you.
âWhat?â
âItâs mine.â You wiped bloody hands on your apron. âHigh school basketball game, my boss told me. Great cash. For fuckâs sake.â
Eddie stared.
âYouâre taking this weirdly well. We are basically in the Night of the Creeps zombie slasher.â
You shrugged. âI work in food service.â
ââ never thought making hotdogs was dangerous.â
âIn the end of the shift when crackheads try to steal the cash.â
Eddie opened his mouth and shut it back. He pulled up next to the truck. The side read: DOG DAYS with a smiling cartoon dachshund wearing sunglasses.
âIâm Eddie, by the way.â
âYeah, I know. Heard your band.â You gave him your name casually, as if it was not on your badge.
âWait â you went to see Corroded Coffin?â The boy lit up like he didnât kill four zombies today.
âI went to get a drink. But you were fast. I mean good.â
âBasically the same. Thank you, for real. If the world collapses at least I will be remembered.â Eddie chuckled grasping at the straw of normalcy.
You smiled and disappeared into the truck. A minute later your head reappeared at the service window.
âHow do you like it?â
âWhat?â
âYour hot dog.â
Eddie considered whether he even wanted to eat right now, but then â it might be the last hot dog in his life.
âEverything on it.â
âIâll even make it double sausage.â
He had no plan and no strategy. Going through the main entrance was suicide. The fire ladder was next to the gym window â a good chance to assess what was going on inside, and possibly a way in through the roof or the window.
âEnjoy.â You interrupted his thoughts. He pulled closer to the window and grabbed a jumbo hot dog dripping with sauce, chips on the side and a can of Cherry Coke.
âThanks. If this is my last meal, let it be.â Eddie chewed off a quarter of it in one bite.
âWhat do you mean last meal? Arenât you driving the hell out of here?â
âI need to rescue a kid from the basketball game.â
You looked at him, questioning his sanity. You were in the high school parking lot, right next to the gym, potentially full of zombies. It was dark already and you swore you could smell the blood in the air.
âHow do you know heâs even alive? Itâs full of zombies.â
A flock of birds took off the wires making you both flinch. They cautiously approached the zombie bodies Eddie squashed. One of them was still moving.
âI donât. I accidentally promised his mom and sister. Thereâs a ladder, Iâll take a peek.â Eddie didnât sound sure. In fact, he looked lost and terrified.
âIâll go with you.â You grabbed a crowbar from under the counter and climbed out of your truck without waiting for his response.
âYou canât risk it like that.â He let you in still. âYou even know how to use it?â
âWant a demo?â
Eddie read your deadpan and didnât press.
âSeriously, you barely know me, and you donât know Lucas, and this is dangerousâŚâ
âYou just saved my life. I owe you one. Anyways I was just going to cover your back while you figure it out.â
âYou made me a hotdog, weâre even.â
âIf we survive, you follow me home and check if there are no zombies around, deal?â
You didnât buckle up.
âDeal.â
âDrive to the ladder.â
âBossy, I like that.â He smirked at you, but internally Eddie was grateful not to be alone on this mission.
A shape near the front entrance caught your eye.
âWait.â
Eddie followed your stare.
A police cruiser sat crooked near the school steps. One of the doors hung open. A body lay beside it in a very unnatural pose. Police uniform. Not moving.
âHe might have ammo,â you said quietly.
Eddie swallowed.
âRight. Cool. Awesome. Weâre robbing a corpse now. A policemanâs corpse.â
âWelcome to survival.â
You crossed the parking lot carefully, scanning the exits of the building.
The policeman was definitely dead. Not turned, just dead. Eddie tried to look away from the bite marks and broken skull, but the metallic smell crept into his nose and mouth.
You crouched first, checking the holster.
âGot it.â
You pulled the handgun free with surprising confidence and started fiddling with it.
Eddie blinked.
âHave you done this before?â
âI watch a lot of action movies.â You checked the chamber. âLoaded.â
âGreat. Fucking amazingâŚâ Eddie groaned and reached for a cigarette.
A distant shriek echoed from somewhere inside the school. Both of you looked up.
The gym doors trembled.
Something slammed against them from the inside.
Eddie gripped the machete tighter. The fire ladder hung off the side just a few steps away.
Eddie took a breath.
âOkay,â he said. âUp we go.â
You cocked the handgun.
Eddie gave you an alarmed glance. âPlease tell me you actually know how to use that.â
âNope.â
âIf I get out of this alive I swear Iâll stop dealing.â
You gave Eddie a side eye.
âNormally I would let the lady go firstâŚâ
He went up the ladder first as something inside the school began screaming.
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description: it's the summer leading into your senior year, and you decide to spend summer break with your best friend and roommate, violet munson. and of course, her dad. what starts as harmless flirting turns into something a little more...interesting.
pairing: dilf!eddie x reader (fem!reader)
tags: dilf!eddie, 21 y/o reader, no y/n, best friend's dad, age gap romance, eddie being jealous, girl dad eddie, eddie and violet are literally twins, single dad eddie, shameless flirting, metalhead x metalhead, emo/goth reader, domestic fluff (like fr), violet munson being an instigator, steve has a wife and daughter?, summer vibe
TW: NSFW (18+) minors do not interact!!, age difference, mentions of toxic family dynamics
WC: 6.5k
A/N: AGH part two is finally here!!! sorry fics have been coming out slower than usual, between summer classes and work i've been BUSSYYYYY!! buuut, i'm so excited to hear what you guys think<3
reblogs are always appreciated :))
The annual start-of-summer lake day was apparently sacred in Hawkins. You discovered this at exactly eight-thirteen in the morning when a bikini top smacked you directly in the face. You jolted awake with a startled noise, immediately sitting upright as Violet stood in your doorway looking entirely too awake for a college student on summer break.
"Rise and shine."
You squinted at her through messy hair. "What time is it?"
"Lake day time."
"That's not a real time."
"It is in this house."
You groaned and flopped backward into the mattress. Unfortunately for you, Violet Munson had never been known for mercy. An hour later, you were sitting cross-legged on a kitchen stool nursing a cup of coffee while Violet packed enough snacks to survive a small apocalypse.
The house was quiet in Eddie's absence. He'd left for work before either of you woke up, disappearing sometime around six in the morning after leaving a note on the counter reminding Violet, "be there around four. please try not to drown anybody."
You'd stared at that note for far longer than necessary. Not because his handwriting was attractive, that would be ridiculous.
The front door opened dramatically, snapping you out of your lovestruck focus on Eddieâs chicken scratch. A blonde girl walked inside without knocking, sunglasses pushed up into her hair, and a set of car keys dangling from one finger.
"Please tell me somebody made coffee."
"Kitchen," Violet called.
The girl immediately rounded the corner before stopping when she saw you. For a second, she simply stared, then she looked at Violet. Then back at you.
"Huh."
"What?" Violet asked.
The girl pointed. "This is the roommate?"
"Yep."
"Huh."
"What does that mean?"
The girl shrugged. "Nothing. Just expected someone different."
She extended a hand toward you. "Harper Harrington."
You shook it. "The Harrington?"
She sighed dramatically. "Unfortunately."
The rest of the group filtered in over the next half hour, the same way Harper had; no knocking, no warning, just casually wandering into the Munson house like they owned part of it. By the time everyone finally piled into their respective cars, you'd met enough people to completely lose track of who belonged to who.Â
Apparently, that was another Hawkins thing. Everybody's parents knew everybody else's parents, everyone had grown up together, and somehow half the town seemed related through friendship if not blood. It was oddly comforting in a way you weren't used to, a kind of community that only seemed possible in places where people stayed.
The lake itself ended up being far prettier than you'd expected. Hawkins might've been small, but the water stretched wide beneath the summer sun, sparkling between the trees while boats drifted lazily across the surface.Â
The group immediately claimed a familiar patch of shoreline, unloading coolers and folding chairs with the efficiency of people who'd been doing this every summer since birth.
Before you'd even finished laying your towel out, somebody had already started music, somebody else had started a volleyball game, and Harper was loudly accusing one of the others of cheating at something.
Hours slipped by surprisingly fast after that. You swam, floated on your back in the lake, got dragged into a game of beach volleyball despite repeatedly insisting you sucked at sports, and somehow ended up sharing a giant bag of chips with Harper while she filled you in on years of Hawkins gossip.Â
By mid-afternoon, your skin was warm from the sun, your hair was damp from swimming, and for the first time since arriving in Indiana, you weren't really thinking about anything at all. Well, almost anything.
"Your eyes keep going to the parking lot."
You looked over at Harper. "What?"
She smirked. "Nothing."
Immediately suspicious, you narrowed your eyes. "Harper."
Before she could answer, a familiar roar of an engine echoed through the trees. And suddenly, half the group perked up. "Oh, they're here."
You turned instinctively toward the parking area, a big mistake. Huge mistake, actually. Because there, climbing out of the old van with a cooler balanced against one hip, was Eddie.
For a second, your brain didn't quite process what it was seeing. Then it did, and unfortunately, that made things significantly worse. Gone was the grease-stained work shirt you'd seen him leave in every morning.Â
Instead, he'd changed into a pair of faded black swim trunks hanging low on his hips and absolutely nothing else. His curls had been pulled back into a messy bun at the nape of his neck, exposing the tattoos crawling across his shoulders and chest, and the late afternoon sunlight caught against every silver ring still decorating his fingers.
Sweet fucking Jesus. You suddenly understood every poor decision women had ever made throughout history.
"Wow." The word escaped before you could stop it.
Harper followed your line of sight, then she looked at you, then back at Eddie. Then at you again. "Oh."
Your stomach dropped. "Oh no."
"Oh," Harper repeated, sounding somewhere between inquiry and suspicion.
Across the beach, Steve appeared from the passenger side, carrying enough bags to feed a football team. Beside him was a woman with dark hair and oversized sunglasses, effortlessly beautiful in the way that made you immediately understand why Steve Harrington had spent years getting himself into trouble.Â
"That's my mom," Harper informed you.
"She's gorgeous."
"I know. It's annoying."
Steve immediately spotted the group and lifted a hand. "Alright, move. Important people are here."
"Nobody asked you to come!" one of the kids yelled back.
Steve looked genuinely offended. "That's a terrible thing to say to the guy carrying burgers."
The entire group immediately changed sides.
"Welcome, Steve."
"Great to see you, Steve."
"We love you, Steve."
His wife snorted. "You people are shameless."
Meanwhile, you were doing your absolute best not to stare at Eddie. Unfortunately, Eddie wasn't making that particularly easy.
He'd abandoned the cooler near the picnic tables and was helping Steve unload supplies, muscles flexing every time he lifted something. The man wasn't even showing off. He looked completely unaware of the fact that he was walking around looking like every romance novel cover come to life.
Or maybe he was aware, because halfway through carrying a folding table, he glanced up. And immediately caught you staring. Fuck.
His eyebrows lifted, and the corner of his mouth twitched. Then, the bastard winked. You nearly swallowed your own tongue.
You snapped your head back to the lake, Harper immediately tilting her head. âWhatâs wrong?â
âNothing,â you replied on impulse. She hummed in response, but it didnât quite sound convinced.Â
Before you could formulate a solid response to her lack of one, Eddie finally started walking toward the group. The closer he got, the worse the situation became.Â
Up close, you could see the faint tan lines across his shoulders, the tattoos wrapping around his arms, the way a few escaped curls had fallen loose around his face despite the bun. It should've been illegal for a forty-year-old father to look like that.
Thirty-nine. Not that you knew that, or thought about it. Or remembered constantly.
"Hey, sweetheart." His voice alone was enough to make your stomach flip.
You looked up and immediately regretted it. Because now he was standing directly in front of you, still shirtless, still damp from whatever shower he'd apparently taken after work, and still looking entirely too pleased with himself.
"Hey."
Eddie's eyes drifted over you slowly, taking in your swimsuit, your sun-kissed skin, and your damp hair. The look lingered just long enough to make heat crawl up your neck before he finally grinned.
"Looks like you're surviving Hawkins."
"Barely."
"Mhm."
Eventually, Steve decided he'd had enough of everyone picking at chips and snacks.
"Alright, listen up!" he shouted from beside the grills. "Food's done, and if you little gremlins don't come eat now, I'm not reheating anything later."
A chorus of complaints immediately followed.
"We're literally walking over!"
"Relax, dad!"
"You're not my dad!"
Steve pointed a spatula threateningly. "I could've been."
His wife rolled her eyes from where she was arranging burger toppings. "Ignore him. Everybody grab a plate."
The entire group migrated toward the picnic tables in a noisy mass of towels, sunscreen, half-finished conversations, and dripping lake water. Harper immediately stole a burger before Steve could finish serving everyone, earning a dramatic gasp from her father that she completely ignored.
You found yourself settling onto the end of one of the benches while everyone else naturally fell into conversations that had clearly been going on for years.
Maya and the twins were arguing about something that happened last summer. Harper was making fun of a guy she'd apparently gone to school with. Logan was telling some story that required absolutely zero context for everybody except you.
You smiled when appropriate and laughed when everyone else laughed. But after a while, you started feeling it, that subtle little distance.
Nobody was being unkind. Quite the opposite, actually. Everyone had gone out of their way to include you throughout the day. But there was still a difference between being welcomed into a group and having years of inside jokes and memories with them.
You were still catching up. Still learning names, stories, histories...still the new person.
For a moment, your thoughts drifted back home. To being the odd one out at family dinners. To sitting quietly while everyone else talked around you. To feeling like there wasn't really a place carved out for you anywhere, so you picked at your food.
The feeling only lasted a minute, maybe less. Because suddenly a shadow fell across the table, then Eddie slid onto the bench beside you.
"Hey."
You glanced over. "Hey."
He balanced a paper plate on one knee and took a bite of his burger before speaking again.
"You look like you're plotting something."
You snorted. "I promise I'm not."
"Mhm."
"What?"
Eddie tilted his head slightly. "You got quiet."
"I'm okay."
"I know."
His voice was soft enough that nobody else would've heard it over the surrounding conversations.
Then he nodded toward the group, "They can be a lot."
You laughed quietly. "That's one way to put it."
"Trust me, sweetheart. I've known most of these idiots since before they could drive."
"Feels like everybody here has known each other forever."
"Pretty much."
Eddie picked at the label on his beer bottle. "Harper was born when Vi was little. Maya's parents live three streets over. Logan practically grew up at my garage. Steve's wife still makes fun of me for a haircut I got in nineteen ninety-three."
You laughed. "What was wrong with the haircut?"
"Oh, it was terrible."
"Really?"
"It was magnificent."
"Those are two different answers."
"Both can be true." His shoulder bumped yours lightly, and you couldn't help smiling.
The conversations around you continued, but somehow they felt less overwhelming now. Maybe because Eddie wasn't trying to force you into them. He wasn't doing the awkward introduction thing or drawing attention to the fact that you were newer than everyone else.
"You know," he said after a minute, looking out toward the water, "when I first moved into Wayne's, I barely spoke for an entire summer."
You blinked. "You?"
"Hard to believe, I know."
"Impossible, actually."
Eddie grinned. "Seriously. I was awkward as hell."
"No way."
"Way."
You studied him skeptically. Just before this, the man had an entire picnic table laughing at half of what he said. "You're lying."
"I'm not."
"You expect me to believe you were shy?"
His grin softened slightly. "Not shy."
He looked down at his beer. "Just didn't think people wanted me around."
The admission surprised you enough that you didn't answer right away. Because for a second, you caught a glimpse of something underneath all the confidence and sarcasm; something younger.
Eddie glanced over and immediately noticed your expression. "Hey."
"Hm?"
"Don't get all sad on me."
You laughed. "I'm not sad."
"Good."
Then he reached over and stole one of your fries, again.
"Hey!"
"Occupational hazard. Gotta make sure itâs not poison."
"That's not what that means."
"It does if I say it does."
The Hideout was somehow even more charming now than it had been in all the stories Violet told. Maybe it was the nostalgia baked into the place. The old wooden bar, the dim lighting, the neon beer signs buzzing softly against the walls.Â
Maybe it was because half the people inside seemed to know Eddie by name. Or maybe it was because every few minutes someone would stop by your table to greet either Steve, Eddie, or both, and you'd get to watch them slip so naturally into the lives they'd built here.
You, Harper, and Violet had claimed a booth near the back while Steve and Eddie wandered over toward the dart boards with beers in hand. A local band was setting up in the corner, tuning guitars and testing microphones while conversations drifted through the crowded room.
Meanwhile, across the room, Steve lined up a shot at the dart board while Eddie leaned against the wall beside him. The dart landed with a satisfying thunk.
"Ha."
"Congratulations," Eddie deadpanned. "You're winning against a mechanic."
Steve ignored him. For a minute, they stood there in comfortable silence, watching the girls at the booth. Harper was talking animatedly about something while Violet argued with her. You sat between them, laughing at whatever ridiculous story was being told.
Then Steve glanced sideways. "So."
Eddie sighed immediately. "No."
"I didn't even say anything."
"You were about to."
Steve threw another dart. "You gonna tell me what's going on there?"
Eddie looked offended. "Nothing's going on."
"Bullshit."
"Steve."
"Eddie."
The older man took a sip of his beer, and Steve pointed subtly toward your booth.
"You talked to her almost the entire barbecue."
"We were talking."
"You were talking."
"That's what I said."
Steve stared, and Eddie stared back. Neither moved, then finally Steve sighed.
"I feel like I'm watching a train derail in slow motion."
"Jesus Christ."
"Eddie."
"What?"
"That's your daughter's best friend."
"I know who she is."
Steve rubbed his face. "I liked you better when your bad decisions only affected you."
Eddie barked out a laugh despite himself. "Nothing's happening."
Steve looked like he wanted to believe him, then his expression changed when his eyes drifted toward the bar. Eddie followed his gaze and immediately wished he hadn't.
Because sometime during the conversation, Violet and Harper had wandered over to grab another round of drinks. You'd stayed behind at the booth, scrolling through the jukebox selections alone.
Unfortunately, somebody else had noticed. A guy. Young, mid-twenties maybe. Definitely closer to your age than Eddie's. The guy leaned casually against the edge of your booth and said something.
You smiled politely, and the guy smiled wider. Eddie's jaw tightened instantly. Steve saw it happen in real time.Â
"Oh no."
"I'm fine."
"You are absolutely not fine."
"I'm completely fine."
The guy sat down at your booth, across from you, knee brushing yours slightly under the table. Steve physically winced.
"Oh, that's bad."
"I'm gonna go say hi."
"You don't know him."
"I know enough."
"Eddie."
But Eddie was already moving. Across the room, you were only half paying attention to whatever the guy was saying.
Something about being from Indianapolis. Something about visiting family. Something about your tattoos. Honestly, he seemed perfectly nice.
Then suddenly his expression changed, and you frowned.
"What?"
The guy glanced up and immediately looked nervous. A familiar tattooed arm draped itself across the back of your booth, then another appeared on the opposite side, boxing you in completely.
"Oh," Eddie said pleasantly. "There you are, sweetheart."
The guy looked between the two of you. "Oh."
Eddie smiled, but not his real smile. The dangerous one. The one you'd already learned meant trouble. "Sorry, man. Didn't realize somebody was sitting here."
The guy stood up so fast he nearly knocked his drink over. "No, no, you're good."
"Mhm." Eddie never stopped smiling.
The guy made a very quick decision. "Well. Nice meeting you." Then he practically disappeared into the crowd.
The second he was gone, you looked up at Eddie.
"Eddie."
"What?"
"What was that?"
He looked genuinely confused. "I came to say hi."
You stared, and he stared back, for approximately three seconds. Then you started laughing, because somehow that was even less convincing than whatever excuse he'd intended to use.
"You are ridiculous."
"Maybe." His grin softened, then he brushed his fingers briefly against your shoulder. "Just checking on you."
The warmth in his voice immediately ruined any chance of staying annoyed.
"You're impossible."
"Been told that."
A few minutes later, after you'd disappeared toward the restroom, Eddie eventually wandered back to the dart boards, looking entirely too pleased with himself.
Steve was waiting with a beer in hand and a flat expression.
Eddie immediately knew. "No."
"Seriously?"
"What?"
"Seriously?"
Eddie grabbed another dart while Steve pointed toward the booth.
"The kid practically evacuated."
"He left."
"You ran him off."
"I didn't run him off."
"Eddie."
"He made his own choices."
Steve laughed in disbelief. "You are forty years old."
"Thirty-nine."
"That somehow makes this worse."
Eddie threw his dart. Bullseye. "Don't."
Steve stared at him for a second, then looked toward the bathroom where you'd disappeared, then back toward Eddie. Then finally sighed. "You're screwed."
The second you came back from the bathroom, Eddie was waiting. Not in an obvious way, not standing outside the door like some lovesick teenager. Just leaning casually against the dart board wall with a beer in one hand and entirely too much amusement in his eyes.
The second he spotted you weaving through the crowd, his face brightened ever so slightly. A tiny thing, small enough that most people wouldn't notice it.
"Sweetheart."
You rolled your eyes as you approached. "Don't."
"Don't what?"
"Whatever this is."
Eddie grinned. "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."
"Liar."
"Prove it."
You opened your mouth, then closed it, because annoyingly enough, you couldn't. Which only made his smile wider.
"That's what I thought."
"You're insufferable."
"And yet."
"And yet nothing."
"And yet you're still standing here." You hated when he had a point, especially when he looked so pleased about it.
The dart board behind him sat abandoned now, Steve having wandered off to join his wife and Harper near the booths. A few empty lanes sat open, and before you could stop him, Eddie was already pulling a set of darts from the board.
"You ever play?"
You eyed them suspiciously. "Not really."
"Oh."
The grin returned, the dangerous one. "Perfect."
Immediately, you groaned. "No."
"Yes."
"Eddie."
"C'mon."
The next thing you knew, a dart had been pressed into your hand. Five minutes later, you were learning very quickly that Eddie Munson was the most distracting teacher alive. Because at first, he genuinely tried, for all of about thirty seconds.
"You wanna hold it like this."
His hand settled over yours; warm, calloused, and large enough to completely engulf your grip. Your stomach betrayed you immediately, then he stepped behind you, which was somehow worse.
"Oh, my god."
"What?"
"You know exactly what."
"I am literally teaching you darts."
His voice was directly beside your ear, maybe lower, and definitely rougher. You hated him.
"You stand like this."
His hands settled briefly on your hips, âadjustingâ, supposedly. The problem was that neither of you seemed particularly focused on darts anymore.
Your heart was pounding loud enough that you were worried somebody else would hear it while Eddie leaned slightly closer.
"Relax."
"I am relaxed."
"You just missed the board entirely."
You looked, and the dart was currently embedded in the wall. "...Okay."
Eddie barked out a laugh, the sound vibrating straight through your chest. "See?"
"Shut up."
"Can't."
His hand slid down your arm, adjusting your grip again. You were beginning to suspect the lesson wasn't real.
Across the room, Steve looked up from his booth and immediately regretted it. "Oh, for the love of God." His wife followed his gaze, then immediately started laughing.
Meanwhile, Harper and Violet were sitting across from one another sharing fries. Harper watched the dart situation unfold for approximately thirty seconds, then another thirty. Then finally turned toward her friend.
"Can I ask you something?"
Violet didn't even look up from her food. "You already are."
"Does this not bother you?"
For the first time all night, Violet's attention shifted toward the dart boards. Toward you. Toward her father. You were laughing at something Eddie had said. Head tipped back, smile huge, the kind of laugh that made your entire face light up.
Violet's expression softened immediately, and the sarcasm disappeared for a second. "Honestly?"
Harper nodded. Violet watched you for another moment before speaking. "No."
Harper looked surprised. "Really?"
"Nope."
Her fingers traced the rim of her drink absentmindedly. "That's probably the happiest she's looked in years."
Something in her tone made Harper pause. "What do you mean?"
Violet was quiet for a second. "Freshman year."
Harper waited.
"There was this guy."
Immediately Harper winced. "Oh."
"Yeah."
The response alone said enough. "Bad?"
"Not physically." Violet sighed. "But he spent two years making her feel like everything about her was too much."
Her eyes drifted back toward you, toward the smile currently plastered across your face.
"He hated her music,â she laughed softly. "Hated her clothes. Hated her tattoos. Thought she was dramatic every time she had feelings."
Harper frowned. "What a dick."
"Exactly."
The relationship had ended almost two years ago now, yet Harper noticed something sad in Violet's expression anyway.
"She hasn't dated since."
Across the room, Eddie was currently saying something that had you doubled over laughing. Whatever it was made him grin too. The look on his face wasn't subtle, not even a little.
And for some reason, instead of making Violet uncomfortable, it made her chest feel warm.
Because she remembered crying with you in your dorm room, remembered helping you pick up the pieces afterward. Remembered all the nights you'd insisted nobody would ever actually want all of you.
Not the loud parts. Not the messy parts. Not the emotional parts. All of it. Yet there you were, laughing, flirting, happy, for the first time in forever.
Harper followed her gaze, then smiled. "Oh."
"Yeah."
Violet grinned into her drink. "Besides."
"What?"
She looked back toward her father, then toward you and smirked that usual Munson smirk. "My dad's obsessed with her."
Across the room, Eddie's hand settled briefly against the small of your back as he helped you line up another throw.
Harper burst out laughing. "Obsessed is an understatement."
A couple hours later, the Hideout had gotten significantly louder.
The local band had long since started playing, conversations were being shouted over music, and somehow your group had managed to push three tables together into one giant mess of empty baskets, beer bottles, and half-finished stories. Steve's wife had eventually given up trying to keep everyone organized, settling instead into laughing at the chaos from a safe distance.
You, unfortunately, were drunk. Not blackout drunk, not Violet-at-the-lake drunk, but definitely drunk enough that everything felt pleasantly fuzzy around the edges.
Unfortunately, Eddie seemed to be in exactly the same boat, which was proving dangerous for everyone involved, especially you. Because sober Eddie at least attempted restraint. Drunk Eddie apparently thought personal space was a government conspiracy.
By ten-thirty, his arm had somehow become permanently draped across the back of your chair. Every time he laughed, he leaned into you. Every time he told a story, his hand found your shoulder, your arm, the small of your back. The man seemed physically incapable of existing more than six inches away from you.
And the worst part? You weren't exactly discouraging it.
"You are so full of shit."
Eddie pressed a hand dramatically over his heart. "That hurts, sweetheart."
"You're lying."
"I'm embellishing."
"That's just lying with confidence."
Steve nearly choked on his drink. "Jesus Christ, she's got your number."
"I don't like this," Eddie muttered.
"You love it."
"Maybe."
The answer came so fast that the entire table immediately started laughing. Harper physically dropped her head onto the table. "Oh, my god."
"What?" Eddie asked.
"Nothing."
"It was definitely something."
Across from you, Violet was grinning into her drink like this was the greatest show she'd ever witnessed. "He's not even trying anymore."
"I'm sitting right here."
"I know." The grin only got bigger.
By eleven-thirty, Steve had finally announced that he was taking his wife home before Harper somehow got herself banned from the establishment.
"I've done nothing wrong."
Steve pointed. "You started three separate arguments."
"I won all three."
"Goodnight, Harper."
The group slowly began breaking apart after that. Goodbyes were exchanged. Tabs were closed. Chairs scraped across the floor as people gathered their things. You stood up and immediately regretted it as the room tilted slightly.
"Oh."
Eddie looked over. "Oh no."
"I'm fine."
"You almost walked into a table."
"The table moved."
"The table did not move."
You narrowed your eyes suspiciously at the furniture, and Eddie started laughing so hard he nearly doubled over. Ten minutes later, you were outside in the warm summer air waiting while Steve finished saying goodbye to someone.
The night was quiet compared to the noise of the bar. Crickets chirped in the distance while streetlights cast soft yellow pools across the pavement. You were halfway through explaining a very important theory about why raccoons probably conversed through telekinesis when Eddie suddenly crouched in front of you.
"What're you doing?"
He pointed at your shoes. "You can't walk."
"I can absolutely walk."
To prove your point, you immediately stumbled. Eddie looked at Violet, and Violet looked at Eddie. The two of them started laughing.
"I hate everybody."
"No, you don't."
Then, before you could argue, Eddie hooked an arm behind your knees. You squeaked as the ground beneath you disappeared. "Oh, my god."
"There we go."
"Eddie!"
Suddenly you were being carried like it was nothing. One arm beneath your legs, the other supporting your back. You stared at him, and he stared back.
"What?"
"You picked me up."
"Congratulations."
"You're carrying me."
"Mhm."
"Why?"
"Because you're drunk."
You considered this. "Fair."
Violet made a choking noise behind you. When you looked over, she was laughing so hard she had tears in her eyes.
"What is wrong with you?"
"Nothing."
"You look insane."
She pointed. "No, you look insane."
The walk home wasn't particularly long, but apparently that didn't matter. Because every time you suggested being put down, Eddie refused, every single time.
At one point, you wrapped your arms around his neck and rested your cheek against his shoulder. The man practically preened.
"Look at him," Violet whispered.
"Oh my god," Harper whispered back.
"He loves this."
"He absolutely loves this."
Eddie ignored both of them, or pretended to. The smile he was trying to hide said otherwise. By the time the Munson house came into view, you'd gone completely boneless against him, warm and sleepy from the alcohol and the summer air.
"Comfortable?"
"Mhm."
"Good."
You hummed contentedly. Behind you, Violet immediately gagged.
"Dad."
"What?"
"You're gross."
"Am not."
"Are so. You carried her two miles."
"It was half a mile."
"You know that's not the point."
Eddie just laughed, then adjusted his grip slightly and carried you up the front steps anyway. By the time you got inside, Harper was heading toward her own car parked down the street. She paused halfway down the driveway, pointing between you and Eddie.
"I'm not saying anything."
"Good," Eddie called.
"But I'm thinking a lot."
"Harper."
She grinned. "Night, lovebirds."
Then she disappeared before either of you could throw something at her. The second the front door opened, Violet immediately announced, "I am going to bed before one of you says or does something that permanently changes my brain chemistry."
You barked out a laugh. "You are so dramatic."
Violet looked toward the ceiling as if she were asking God for patience. "Goodnight." Without another word, she disappeared down the hall, and a few seconds later, her bedroom door slammed.
Eddie finally set you down on the couch like you were something fragile, which was ridiculous. You immediately sank into the cushions with a satisfied sigh.
"Oh."
His mouth twitched. "What?"
"This couch is amazing."
"It's literally a couch."
"It's a really good couch."
"You're drunk."
You pointed at him. "So are you."
"Yeah." At least he was honest.
Eddie snorted softly and dropped down onto the floor in front of you, resting his arms across his knees. The position put him directly between your legs. Not touching, but close enough that your foot bumped his shoulder.
The soft yellow kitchen light caught the amber in his eyes while he looked up at you. God, the man was unfair. His curls had mostly fallen out of the bun by now, loose strands hanging around his face. His cheeks were flushed from alcohol and laughter, eyes warm and heavy-lidded.
You were in trouble.
"So."
You narrowed your eyes. "So."
Eddie grinned. "You're drunk."
You gasped dramatically. "The audacity."
Eddie laughed, head tipping back slightly, and suddenly you understood why everybody in Hawkins liked him so much.
It wasn't just that he was funny. It was that he laughed with his entire body, like he genuinely enjoyed existing, like he enjoyed being around you. The thought made your stomach flutter.
"You know," you said after a moment.
"Oh boy."
"You scared that guy away."
Eddie immediately looked innocent. "I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Liar."
"I'm serious."
"You practically chased him out of the Hideout."
His grin widened. "He left on his own accord."
"Mmhm."
"He did."
"Eddie."
The man actually had the nerve to shrug. "He seemed like a smart kid."
You laughed. "Oh, my god."
"What?"
"You were jealous."
His eyebrows shot upward. "Jealous?"
"Very."
"Of a twenty-something wearing boat shoes?"
You burst out laughing since the immediate answer told you everything. "Aha."
"No."
"That's not a denial."
"It is."
"It was a terrible denial."
Eddie rubbed a hand over his face, trying and failing to hide a smile. "You are exhausting."
"Because I'm right."
"You're not."
"You totally are."
The two of you stared at each other, then Eddie sighed dramatically. "Maybe I didn't love him talking to you."
Victory. You pointed immediately. "I knew it."
"Oh, don't look so proud of yourself."
"I am."
"You shouldn't be."
But he was smiling again, the soft kind this time, the one that made your chest feel warm. His eyes drifted across your face for a second before he spoke again.
"You know what my problem is?"
"What?"
Eddie leaned back slightly against the couch. "I forget how old you are."
You blinked. "What?"
"I spend all day talking to you and hanging out with you, and it feels normal." His voice had gotten quieter. "Then some guy your age walks over, and suddenly I remember you're twenty-one."
You stared at him, because there wasn't really a joke hidden inside that one. Eddie looked away first, shaking his head. "Forget I said that."
"No."
His eyes returned to yours. "No?"
"No."
"I like talking to you." The confession left your mouth before you could stop it.
Eddie's expression softened instantly. "Yeah?"
You nodded. "Yeah."
Something warm flashed across his face, like you'd handed him something precious.
"Good." The word came out almost embarrassingly gentle.
For a second neither of you spoke, neither of you seemed particularly interested in breaking whatever this was. Then Eddie glanced upward, down the hall towards Violetâs room. And a mischievous grin slowly appeared.
"Oh."
You immediately recognized that look. "What?"
"I just realized something."
"Eddie."
"If you become my girlfriendâ"
"Oh, my god."
"âVi is gonna be so annoying about it."
You laughed so hard you nearly fell sideways off the couch.Â
You were still smiling when you looked down at Eddie. He was resting his arms on the couch cushion beside your legs now, chin tilted upward as he watched you.
"You know," you said quietly, "I think Harper's gonna make fun of me tomorrow."
Eddie snorted. "Harper's gonna make fun of me tomorrow."
"Fair."
"Steve definitely is."
"Oh, absolutely."
The thought made you laugh again, and Eddie smiled immediately at the sound. God. There it was; that damn look again. The one he'd been giving you all summer. The one that always felt like he was seeing something in you that nobody else quite did.
Neither of you spoke, just slowly drifted closer until the distance between you felt ridiculous. Then Eddie's hand settled lightly against your knee. A question, not a demand, just an invitation.
You answered by leaning forward first. The kiss was soft, almost embarrassingly sweet compared to the way you'd started things the first night. Just Eddie smiling against your mouth halfway through it because apparently he couldn't help himself.
"Hi," he murmured.
You laughed. "Hi."
"Thought about doing that all night."
"You're impossible."
"Been told."
His thumb traced absentminded circles against your leg while he looked up at you. For a second, neither of you spoke. Then the thought slipped out before you could stop it.
"Would you actually want that?"
Eddie's brows knit together slightly. "What?"
You suddenly felt nervous, which was stupid, but there it was anyway. "The girlfriend thing."
"What?"
You shrugged awkwardly. "Earlier."
When realization dawned, something softened in his face. "Sweetheart."
The nickname came out quieter than usual. You looked away first, which only made him smile.
"Yeah."
Your eyes snapped back to his. "Yeah?"
"Yeah." There wasn't even a second of hesitation.
His hand slid over yours. "I wouldn't joke about that."
Your stomach did an embarrassing little flip. "Oh."
"Yeah, oh."
You laughed softly, and Eddie squeezed your hand once. "So?"
"So?"
He grinned. "Would you?"
You immediately narrowed your eyes. "Oh, now who's asking questions?"
"Me."
"You can't just reverse it."
"I absolutely can."
You laughed despite yourself, then looked down at your intertwined fingers. At the rings on his hand. At the way he was watching you.
"I'd think about it."
Eddie barked out a laugh. "You'd think about it?"
"I would."
"That's cold."
You nudged his shoulder with your foot. "Shut up."
"I'm serious."
"You should be grateful I'm considering it at all."
His grin widened. "Considering it."
"Mhm."
"Well."
The look that crossed his face immediately made you suspicious. "What?"
Eddie stood slowly, still holding your hand, still smiling. "I might have a way to improve my chances."
"Oh, do you?"
"Mhm." Eddieâs grin turns wicked as he tugs you up from the couch by your hand, pulling you flush against his chest.
âYouâve been teasing me all damn night in this little skirt,â he murmurs, voice dropping low. âThen some college prick thinks he can talk to you at the bar? Nah. I think itâs time I remind you exactly who this pussy belongs to.â
He doesnât give you time to respond. Instead, he walks you backward down the hallway, kissing you hard, tongue claiming your mouth while his hands slide under your skirt and grab two handfuls of your ass. The second his bedroom door shuts, the switch flips completely.
âClothes off. Now.â
You move fast, but apparently not fast enough. Eddie spins you around, bends you over the edge of his bed, and yanks your skirt and panties down in one rough motion. He kicks your legs wider, drops to his knees, and buries his face in your cunt from behind without warning.
âFuckâ Eddie!â
He eats you like a man starved. Messy, loud, and filthy. Long drags of his tongue, sucking hard on your clit, then fucking his tongue into you while his grip on your hips keeps you pinned exactly where he wants you. Youâre already shaking by the time he pulls back, lips shiny.
âThink that little boy at the bar could eat this pussy like that?â he growls, standing up and shoving two thick fingers into you. âYou think any of those college boys could make you drip down their chin the way you do for me?â
You moan helplessly, pushing back on his fingers. He curls them perfectly, stroking that spot that makes your knees buckle. He flips you onto your back on the bed, strips his shirt off, then yanks his belt open. His cock springs out, hard and leaking, but he doesnât fuck you yet.
Instead, he reaches into the nightstand and pulls out the black vibrator.
âEddieââ
âYeah, baby?â His smile is dark, predatory. âGonna make you so fucking sensitive you forget any other man exists.â
He clicks it on and presses the buzzing head directly against your swollen clit. At the same time, he pushes his cock into you in one slow, deep thrust. You cry out, back arching hard.
âFuck, thatâs it,â he groans, bottoming out. âSo goddamn tight. This pussy was made for me.â
He starts fucking you in hard, steady strokes while the vibrator stays glued to your clit. The dual sensation is overwhelming â his thick cock stretching you open, dragging against your walls, and the relentless buzz making your thighs tremble violently.
âLook at you,â he taunts, voice rough as he leans over you, one hand braced beside your head, the other keeping the vibrator exactly where he wants it. âTaking my cock so fucking well. Youâd never go back to some twenty-one-year-old loser after this, would you?â
You shake your head frantically, moaning loudly.
âSay it.â
âIâI wouldnât,â you gasp. âNeverâ fuck, Eddieââ
He clicks the vibrator up a setting, and your eyes roll back.
âThatâs right. Because no college boy is ever gonna fuck you like I do. None of them are gonna make you come so many times you canât even speak. None of them know how to ruin this pretty cunt the way I do.â
He fucks you harder, hips snapping, the wet sound of you obscene in the room. The vibrator never leaves your clit, and you come the first time with a broken cry, clenching around his cock so hard he curses.
But he doesnât stop. He keeps the vibrator pressed tight, keeps thrusting deep, drawing out every aftershock until youâre whimpering, oversensitive and twitching.
âToo muchâ Eddie, pleaseââ
âYou can take it,â he growls, leaning down to bite at your neck. âYouâre gonna come again. Gonna soak my cock while youâre crying for me.â
He angles his hips just right and turns the vibrator even higher, and the overstimulation hits like a freight train. Youâre sobbing his name, nails raking down his back, legs shaking uncontrollably as another brutal orgasm rips through you.
Only then does he pull the vibrator away, toss it aside, and fuck you like heâs trying to claim you completely. Deep, punishing strokes. His hand wraps around your throat tight, and high enough to hold you there while he stares into your eyes.
âSay youâre mine,â he demands, voice wrecked. âSay youâll be mine. Let me take care of you all fucking summer. Hell, however long youâll let me.â
âIâm yours,â you moan, voice hoarse. âIâll be your girlfriend, whatever you wantâfuck, Iâm yours, Eddieââ
He kisses you filthy and deep, then buries himself to the hilt and comes hard, groaning your name against your mouth as he fills you. For a minute, the only sounds are your ragged breathing.
Eddie pulls out gently, then collapses beside you and immediately pulls you into his arms. His hands are soft now, stroking down your back, pressing kisses to your sweaty forehead, your cheeks, your lips.
âYou okay?â he murmurs, voice gentle again.
You nod, still trembling. âYeah⌠Jesus Christ.â
He chuckles lowly, tucking your hair behind your ear. âGood. Because I meant every word. I want you to be mine, not just for the summer.â
You smile against his chest, pressing a kiss over one of his tattoos.
âYeah,â you whisper. âI think I want that too.â
Eddieâs arms tighten around you, and for the first time all night, his smile is soft.
summary: eddie promises you a date when he returns from the upside down.
pairing: eddie munson x henderson!fem!reader
word count: 746.
content: s4 semi-spoilers? a little bit of angst and foreshadowing. affection but u guys havenât had time to even kiss. eddie describes u potentially wearing a dress and thatâs about it. swearing.
eddie munson masterlist
You sat in the nook of the trailer sofa, your arms folded as you watched Dustin and Eddie join together to create their very own battle weapons for a real life fight. Your bottom lip was being bitten down on whilst watching your little brother joke around with his weapon, swinging it around as if it weren't a life or death situation; worst case scenario, he is forever fossilised as a fifteen year old kid.
He had tried to ease your tensions by proclaiming his survival rate the past couple of years against 'The Upside Down', something that was going on right beneath your nose even whilst babysitting him to gain affection from your mother. Albeit, impressive, you still werenât sold on the idea of your baby brother sacrificing his life â even if it meant saving the world.
As for Eddie, well, you couldn't control or even convince him otherwise. He was an adult in his own right, and he needed to do what was right by Chrissy after that night she died in his trailer. You truly wished you could change his mind â both of their minds â but it fell upon deaf ears and stubborn hearts.
Whilst you were deep in turmoil over your brother and your â well â Eddie, it was like a wave of energy wafted across the room like those cartoons when they smelt something good. The receiver was in fact Eddie, who laughed alongside Dustin as he turned his head to look at you. His smile softening along with his eyes before he swallowed, giving Dustin a subtle pat on the leg to give you some privacy.
Dustin looked between you two, his two fingers gestured to his mouth in a PUKE motion, and said nothing more. Aside from calling for Steve to check out his gear as he jumped out of the trailer.
Eddie stood from his spot where he was with Dustin and moved toward where you sat, placing his weapons behind him as you straightened up and let your arms unfold.
He did a twirl on the spot. âWhaddya think?â
Eddie was referring to the modifications of his outfit. The black bandana wrapped around his head, the combat green vest that he wore over his classic denim and leather combo; because Eddie Munson simply couldnât leave the Metalhead aesthetic behind.
âI think youâre batshit crazy.â You responded.
âBatshit?â Eddie palmed his heart with both his hands and swooned, âI love when you talk dirty to me.â
You shook your head with a laugh. Eddie scooted on in next to you.
Knees touched, Eddie smoothed down your hair, his hand remaining at the nape of your neck, âYou OK?â
âNo.â You said flatly, a deep sigh leaving your lips, âYou guys are doing something beyond crazy, in fact, it's so unbelievably outrageous yet you're all so causal about it.â
âThis is going to save lives.â
âAnd what about yours?â You retaliated nonchalantly making Eddie shrug, âEddieâIâYou are sacrificing yourself for the outcome to possibly be the same.â
âYou're talking as if I am going to die.â Eddie levelled with you, âWe won't die. Dustin won't die, Robin won't die, Steve won't die. I won't die. We've got a plan, we'll make it back out and then I'll take you out on a real date.â
You scoffed, âYou mean the trip into the Upside Down was not a date?â
Eddie sarcastically mulled it over. His ring-clad fingers tapped against his mouth as he feigned deep thought of the slightly harrowing memory.
Itâd be something to tell the grandkids. Thatâs for sure.
âIâm thinking less weird alien shit. More, me picking you upâŚâ He toyed with your fingers, eyes downcast, âIn a pretty dress. Possibly looking like the girl of my dreamsââ
âSteady on.â
âI get soppy in deadly situations.â
You huffed out a laugh, âJust make it out alive.â
âScouts Honor.â Eddie held up his three fingers with pride, âYou have to kiss me to make it come true.â
Eddie puckered up and you nudged him away. Not enough for the distance to gape, but enough that he laughed genuinely and pulled you in by the wrist for a tight embrace.
His heart was pounding.
âYour brother will keep me right.â He tried to snuff out his rising anxiety. Brown eyes wide, staring at the wall behind your head.
You pulled away from the hug, âDepends. He really doesnât want us to date.â
content: not proofread. fluff. eddie is a problem solver in a physical way. swearing, D&D mentioned, finally a kiss turned makeout lmao. eddie may have shown he has a biting kink but really just wanted to reference straud at some point lmao. based on this request!
part two here!
eddie munson masterlist
Knock, knock, knock.
You looked behind you at the Hawkins Trailer Park. A lady with red hair was humming a song to herself as she shoved her fresh laundry into a basket to take back indoors.
It was the first time you had visited this section of Hawkins. You hadnât realised how many trailers there wouldâve been set up on a patch of land. A few familiar faces passed by, all busy in their own little bubble.
The door you had knocked on swung open and you almost got whiplash from turning your head so quick.
Eddie Munson leant against the doorframe, one foot crossed over the other, smile lines galore.
âWhat brings the fair maiden to my doorstep?â Eddie wore a shit-eating grin. He knew why you were there, with your heap of junk car.
You folded your arms, âYou have something for Dustin?â You were quick to add, âSomething to do with D&D.â
Your little brother had been pestering you for a good eight hours about doing him a favour, and in his words, a favour that would give you some precious time with Eddie Munson. A win, win scenario!
Initially, you had said no. Not out of avoidance, or not having the desire to see Eddie â the desire was there â and, nor was it to show that you had the upper hand on Dustin because you had a mode of transport that he didnât.
No.
You were, in fact, smoking Eddie Munson out.
He had been a little timid in his actions. All bark and no bite. Phone calls galore, lingering stares from across the parking lot when you were picking your brother up from Hellfire, and a string of empty promises on a first date.
As a Henderson, you were as stubborn as a mule. Raised by a single mother, you knew not to put all your cards on the table for a man. Even if that man was the sweetheart wrapped in a metal persona, Eddie Munson.
He was going to learn he couldnât have his cake and eat it too.
Actions have consequences. And, Eddieâs consequences were removing access to you. From what you had heard; it was beginning to work.
So, eventually, you caved and drove to the Hawkins Trailer Park and, with minor difficulty, found the Munsonâs trailer home.
It wasnât hard to find with the band t-shirts hanging out on the washing line.
âMy Dwarf Bard.â Eddie clicked his fingers in a lightbulb moment and soon went sluggish at your lack of amusement, âYouâre wounding me.â
You shrugged, âD&D humour is sometimes lost on me.â
âFine.â Eddie eyed you up, âDoth one care for a house tour whilst I fetch the goods?â
Holy shit. Sometimes he was super dense.
Without much more to say, you nodded meekly and Eddie gestured for you to enter his home.
He had the adrenaline shakes. The door held open for you, he breathed in as you walked past him into the living room area. His eyes shamelessly dropped to your backside, only to make the quickest shift to meet your eyes.
You gave him a knowing look but chose to keep the tension at bay.
When he stood in the same spot with no evident intention of moving, you waved at him.
Not a single present thought.
âEddie.â You snapped your fingers in front of his face, âAre you good?â
Eddie blinked at the snaps, âSo good.â He gulped the gathered salvia in his mouth and gestured to the back of his head, âI justâŚhad a song start playing in my mind when you were talking. Yeah.â
âA song?â
âRock You Like a Hurricane.â He added, âScorpions.â
You frowned, âNever heard of it.â
Part of Eddie Munson shrivelled up and died in spirit at your nonchalant admission. So much so, he had to fidget on the spot, ring clad fingers almost pinched his own mouth shut from doing the obvious as a â to the core â passionate metalhead.
Heâd play you the segment of the song he knew on the guitar at some point.
Further to that, heâd learn to play the whole discography if you positively reviewed the music.
Heâd put a pin in that for the time being.
âSoââ He said lowly before he manoeuvred to the start of the short hallway, leading to his bedroom, ââIf it werenât for Henderson, Iâd have sent a search party out to look for you. Where have you been?â
You followed him, âIâve been busy.â
Not a complete lie.
âBusy?â Eddie looked back at you.
âSort of, yeah.â
You were taking in the decor when you slammed into Eddieâs side. He had stopped just prior to his bedroom at the back of the trailer, his brows furrowed and lips pulled into a deep frown.
Eddie was reading your face. Hoping he could somehow jailbreak into your thoughts.
âDid I do something wrong?â Eddie asked.
âYou?â So, you hadnât gotten this far in your âsmoking him outâ plan. You fiddled with the fabric of your jumper, âWhat makes you say that?â
Eddie leant against the wall, âYouâre icing me out.â
OK. So, he was severely good at reading people. Apparently.
You decided to be open. Be honest. There was no outcome of the conversation that would leave anything up in the air for you. Did you want to take things up a notch with Eddie? Yes. Had he been consistent in his interest in you? No doubt about that. Was there a significant fear of rejection because he wasnât working within your timeframe? Yes, and no.
Yes, rejection was not palatable for you. No, because he had made the idea of you two going on a first date close to a conspiracy theory than a real, tangible thing.
âJust a little bit.â You said quietly whilst gesturing how âlittleâ you had been icing Eddie out with your thumb and index finger.
âOK.â Eddie took his own fingers and squished the âlittleâ to ânothingâ, âThen donât. Tell me what it is and I can fix it.â
âItâs going to sound a little ridiculous.â
Eddie tilted his head, âTry me.â
You deflated a little, âYouâre so big with words and so little with actions.â
âActions to do with you.â
âYes.â
âThen, Iâve been an asshole.â Eddie admitted, âI can work on that. Immediately.â
That was it. No fight back or defence. Eddie took it in his stride with no tell in his face that showed you he was under some disguise.
To say you were a little taken aback was an understatement.
So, you nodded. Eddie smiled warmly at you.
âWelcome to my humble abode.â Eddie nudged the door open with his foot to reveal his bedroom. He wouldnât admit to you, but Dustin had pre-warned him about your arrival via walkie talkie, so he cleaned the place up a bit; sprayed a can of floral smelling stuff too.
Still, it was still a little unkempt, had the aroma of weed without any clear indicator that it was present in the room. His back wall spray painted in black, the name: CORRODED COFFIN.
It was Eddieâs tranquil nook.
You took great interest in the posters on his wall, Eddie had watched you for longer than he needed, and then snapped himself back into reality to retrieve what you were originally there for; although deep down, he hoped you wouldnât scamper away the moment he handed it over to you.
âOne freshly painted Dwarf Bard for Dusty-bug.â Eddie held out his palm to you with a minuscule figure in the middle.
You plucked it from his hand, âYou painted this?â
âPrimed and loaded, baby.â
âHeâs going to love it.â You declared.
Eddie uttered, âYeah.â With no real grasp on the conversation at hand.
His brown eyes cemented onto your face, he examined every feature â as he always did â just to memorise them for his dreams. His breath shuddered as you began to talk about Dustinâs deeply rooted passion for Hellfire Club, which then turned into a minor deep dive into how you believed your brother craved community due to his family technically broken, with his father being estranged.
Of course, Eddie engaged as much as his brain would allow it. He hummed and nodded with his hands on his hips, fingers twitched at the idea of touching you; zero interruptions this time.
As you continued talking, Munson took enough little â and slow â steps to step into your space.
He tucked his chin to look down at you.
âAre you even listening to me?â You asked. The blood suddenly rushed to your ears at the close proximity.
âNo.â Eddie tested the waters with one large hand smoothed over your waist.
OK. Seemed like you smoked him out of hiding.
You scoffed, âYouâd think you would take an interest in Dustinâs backgroundââ
ââIâm not thinking about Dustin.â Eddie interrupted. There was no plausible way for Dustin Henderson to third wheel in spirit. He wouldnât allow it. Eddie added, âIâm thinking about how my Uncle Wayne is at work, and youâre hereâŚlooking fucking gorgeous.â
Eddie placed a gentle hand on your jugular.
âHm. When does Bedroom Curfew start?â
âIn an hour.â
Eddie leaned in with a grin, âPerfect.â
He nudged your nose with his, and kissed you. Eyes both fluttered shut, you accepted the warmth of his kiss without a hint of objection. A deep hum came from Eddieâs chest, as if it had given him the release he had needed since the day he met you.
Had you known that Eddie Munson kissed like that, you wouldâve shortened the whole âicing outâ scheme.
You leant back a little and Eddie chased your lips in hungry greed. One hand splayed across your back, and the other still at your throat, you grinned at his need to keep latched onto you.
After some time, lips puffed and coated in salvia, hearts tripled in beating, Eddie pulled back to direct his kisses to your neck.
Holy shit.
His thumb caught your jawline with a small amount of pressure to tilt your chin upward to allow him more access to your skin.
âI could just bite you.â Eddie muttered against your neck.
A breathless laugh escaped your mouth, âPlease donât. My mom would freak.â
Eddie trailed his tongue up your neck momentarily, his lips pressed a few chaste kisses to your cheek before he turned your head to kiss him again. He bent at the knees slightly, hands smoothed down the sides of your legs and to the meat of your thighs.
This is where â unfortunately â you had to cut his actions short.
Unlatched from his lips, you placed a hand on his chest. Eddie stared at you, unsure if he had overstepped a boundary.
âAre you OK?â
You wiped your lips, âYeah. Yeah. I justâNeed to get home before Claudia has a nervous breakdown.â
âOK.â Eddie nodded, his pupils blown, âShit. OK. Did I take this too far?â
âIf you had bitten my neck, you mightâve.â You shrugged whilst your hands smoothed down his chest, âRavenloft Straud.â
Eddie groaned, âYouâre so sexy when you talk D&D to me.â
He kissed you again. And three more times for good measure before you wiggled out of his grasp.
The pair of you giddy, he walked you to the front of his house where an abundance of mugs hung from the wall, the curtains drawn with a slither of light catching the dust floating across the room.
There was a folded up bed in the corner of the living room, and you presumed it was Wayne Munsonâs as there was only one room â Eddieâs room â situated at the back of their home.
âI like your house.â You noted with one last scan of the living room and kitchen area.
Eddie pinched his bottom lip, âAre you free tomorrow?â
âDepends.â
âFor a date. Without Henderson biting my ankles.â Eddie laughed at the thought.
âI suppose I can free up my schedule.â
Eddie pinched your hip, âOK. Iâm meeting with Chrissy tomorrow afternoon, kid needs some help with chilling the fuck out. Iâll come by afterward.â
âItâs a date.â Eddie kissed you as you spoke, âThanks for the figurine, and the brief house tour.â
âAnd the kiss?â
You mulled it over, âIâd give it three and a half stars.â
âSon of a bitch.â Eddie poked the inside of his cheek with his tongue. He clapped his hands together, âAlright, cutie, get out of here before I try up the rating.â He loved to watch you leave, âSay hi to Dusty-bug for me!
content: MDNI. part of the henderson!sister universe. slice of life sorta vibes. eddie comes to the rescue your car dies. kissing, swearing, no smut but suggestive content at times. also have an alternative harrington version of this hehe
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âNo, no, no!â You exclaimed with your hand slammed against the dashboard of your car. âYou piece of shit! No!â
Bug the Beetle let out an audible wheeze before it croaked on the side of the poorly lit road.
You stared out at the wet tarmac that glistened under the flickering glow of the street lamps, before your forehead came to rest against the steering wheel with a gentle thump.
The night had been a shit-show.
Half of your free time had been bundled up into a swell of deep regret for even attending a house party held three blocks down with a sunny disposition that yourâusing the term looselyâfriend was the host of. A birthday bash for a birthday girl with a malicious streak in her that had you gawk in surprise when she turned her venomous bite toward you.
To skip the nitty gritty: it didnât end on a positive note.
And nowâŚnow your car dogpiled onto your already bad feelings, leaving you to perform some well practiced self-regulation. Smell the roses, blow out the fucking candles.
Whilst the breathing exercises kicked in, you blindly reached across to the passenger seat and found the tool you were blindly in search for.
The walkie-talkie crackled when you pressed the button. âDusty-bug. This is Beetlejuice.â You let your head fall back onto the headrest as you waited a couple of seconds before attempting again. Crackle, âThis is Beetlejuice. I repeatââ
âDonât! Say it again.â Your little brotherâs voice sliced through the silence of your dead car. He sighed, âDid you not listen to a word I said when we went over this? Over.â
The antenna of the radio tapped against your forehead. âYup. Iâm well aware of the common knowledge.â
There was a pause. And then noise.
ââŚHoly shit. You need to say âoverâ once youâre done talking. Itâs walkie-talkie 101. It lets the other person know that you have concludedââ
âOver.â You interjected childishly.
The image of Dustin sat in his roomâhair stiff from all that hairspray he polluted the air withânostrils flared with a similar impatience that crept along your features; was tangible in your mind. Without a shadow of a doubt, heâd be exercising restraint to cuss his big sister out by doing the exact same self-regulation you had been doing in your car. And, suddenly, you could see the resemblance between you two.
The Henderson gene of healthily facing your emotions, rather than running from them will prevail.
The stubbornness kicked in soon after. Dustin was waiting you out. Heâd respond when youâd talk first. Shit, heâd even spare you an extra ten minutes in the bathroom in the morningâsomething you both fought over viciouslyâif you apologised for your snarky antics.
You waited. And then sighed. âAlright. Iâm sorry.â You paused for theatrics, âMy car has broken down.â
âAnnnndâŚWhat do you want me to do about that?â Dustin queried and it set your impatience aflame.
You scrunched your face up. âI donât know, Dustin.â Dustin raised his brows at that. OK. You were audibly stressed. You continued, âCanât you get your friend Steve out here? Doesnât he have a hard-on for all things car?â
âDo notââ The additional voice that had mild, and completely unwarranted possession jumped in. Eddie Munson. ââCall pretty boy Harrington. I will come to you. Just stay where you are. Over.â
You rolled your eyes and spoke, âYeah. OK. I wasnât planning on moving anyway.â
âHenderson. Tone.â Eddie then added, âOver.â
The line went silent momentarily. And, because your little brother filled the pregnant pauses and awkward silences with his wit and excessive use of vocabulary; he took the opportunity to sign himself off.
âSince Iâm no longer needed, Iâll be at Mikeâs house. Over.â
You frowned, âItâs bedroom curfew.â
(Claudia had granted you a singular âhall passâ that weekend over the strictly ran program of bedroom curfew at 9PM, due to your model citizen behaviour. Despite your argument that you were well past the sell by date of being rewarded for good behaviour. Youâd pick and choose your battles.)
Dustin responded sharply. âSo? You scratch my back, Iâll scratch yours, sister. Over.â
What he was so graciously referring to, was the behind closed doors canoodling that you and Eddie Munson had began to participate in. Bedroom curfew or not.
Since you and Eddie had begun your back and forth rendezvous, concealed behind bedroom doors and dimly lit parking lots whilst your little brother planted a hand over his eyes, with the cassette in your car playing at full volume to mask the lip smacking his sister and friend were doing outside of the confines of Bug the Beetle; everything had to be calculated.
That meant that Eddie Munson became an overnight mathematical whizz in order to equate the time it took for him to hit the ground running from the trailer park, over to the Henderson Household just shy of the 9PM âBedroom Curfewâ that Claudia Henderson hammered down on with little to no wiggle room. To then, add the time it took for him to scale the side of the two-story house and into your bedroom with minimal noise upon impact once he clambered into your pink hued room. Just so he could get as much of his daily Henderson supplement in as he could.
(Whether that involved heavy petting and kissing on top of your covers. Or, muffled beneath them.)
Eddie had managed to shave down the cycle from his trailer to your humble abode by three minutes. And, in Eddie Munsonâs sugarcoated world, that meant three more minutes in a heavenly divine place called: in between your thighs.
The operationâor as Eddie called it âVitamin Eddieââwas translating smoothly with the co-operation of your little brother, Dustin Henderson, that kept his mouth shut at the dinner table, even when he had endured some sisterly provocation that incited dangerous levels of irritancy coursing through his bloodstream.
Which meant if Dustin wanted to snitch. He could.
He just didnât. BecauseâŚwell, he loved you. In a fifteen year old shaped kind of way. Not outwardly enough. But, it was still love that conquered loose lips over steamed vegetables and a casserole.
That being said, there had been some alterations to the night ahead. Regrettably, you had to skip the whole âVitamin Eddieâ fiasco for one night. Now, seemingly, the whole debacle with your ex-friend and green Beetle, had landed you back into being able to capture a fleeting visit from Eddie under the starry skies of Hawkins, Indiana.
It took him all of fifteen minutes to tank it from his trailer to your location. Half that time was spent scouring the neighbouring roads for an obnoxiously coloured Volkswagen and a soured-faced girlfriend.
Yes. Girlfriend.
With the borrowed bike from the neighbourâs kid dropped to the ground, Eddie Munson came into view with his usual Metalhead garb consisting of a denim vest layered with his infamous leather jacket that had begun peeling at the cuffs, the metal rings that sometimes clinked against your teeth whenever he felt the need to stick to his fingers in your mouthâno further explicit description thereâand his slightly mussed hair from the rapid cycle.
He let out a low whistle as his eyes scaled the length of your legs. âWhew. Iâm one lucky guy.â
You folded your arms across your chest in mild embarrassment. You were wearing an outfit on the nicer and more revealing side for the birthday party.
And, Eddie Munson was eating out of the palm of your hand because of it.
You watched him carefully as he approached. âSince when do you know how to fix cars?â
A hand tilted your face upward in order to coax you into a gentle kiss. (A new translation for âhelloâ between you two.)
âI donâtââ Eddie mumbled as he pulled away from the brief kiss. He shrugged his denim and leather layer combo and tossed it around your shoulders for the meantime, ââBut, I learnt the basics after seeing this heap of junk coughing up its lungs outside of Hellfire.â
You had forgone the minor slander punted in the direction of your beloved Volkswagen Beetle that had seen you through three blistering summers now, and honed in on the admission that Eddie Munson, the Dungeon Masterâand lover of all things that defined him as a true Metalheadâa man that lacked callous in his fingers, with pretty brown eyes and a wicked smile; studied the mechanics of a carâŚfor you.
Well, thatâs what you assumed by his statement.
You tilted your head whilst fighting the indecent urge to wear a shit-eating grin. Unfortunate for you, another one of the Henderson genes gifted you the art of precision when it came to acute facial expressions, were undeniably strong and left you exposed to the amusementâand subtle endearmentâof your newly titled boyfriend.
Sensing this, as Eddie was already incredibly in tune with your body language, he halted at the rear end of your car with a warning finger pointed at your face.
His brows raised. âDonât.â
âWhat?â You swayed in a lovesick kind of way. âI didnât say anything.â
âBaby.â He warned, âNot a single word needs to leave that pretty mouth for me to know what youâre thinking.â Eddie remained stern as he sniffed.
You let your hands peek out from beneath his jacket on your shoulders in surrender.
This warning referred to the whole âschtickâ Eddie and you had fallen into ever since you officiated your relationshipâwithout Dustinâs blessingâwhere you had both agreed it was relatively way too early to profess a love deeper than just below surface level adoration. You know, the dreaded âLâ bomb that seemingly didnât seem so dreaded. Or much of a bomb in this case.
So, you made a pact to not ruin your chances at a steady-paced relationship. For the sake of your beating hearts, and to prevent Dustin Henderson from saying: âI told you so!â for diving head first into the deep end with one of his closestâand definitely not within his age-rangeâfriend from his passion project club.
That didnât mean you couldnât taunt. Prod at the bear that so deeply craved to be disturbed from its slumber.
Point case: Only men in love concur a mundane book about diagnostics and repairs for a beat up Volkswagen Beetle that your girlfriend refused to part with.
Youâd let your face do the talking for that.
When you didnât make any additional comments, Eddie patted the backside of your car and studied her for a minute. Tongue poked at the fleshy inside of his cheek, he bent at the waist to inspect any damage to the wheels; because that seemed like the most logical place to start.
Right?
He kissed his teeth when he stood to full height. Hellfire shirt wrinkled against his torso, he swung his arms back and forth. âAlright.â Eddie then pinched his bottom lip and nodded. His thoughts internalised, before he added, âOK. Yeah.â
âWhat?â You asked impatiently. âWhatâs wrong?â
Eddie used his thumbnail to scratch at his brow-bone. âCan you pop the hood?â
âYeah.â You strolled over to meet him at the front of the car. Your fist clanged against the hoodâas violence was the only way to open her up these daysâto reveal her organs. You beamed at Eddie, âIsnât she beautiful?â
Eddie glanced at you from his peripheral. âThatâs one way to put it.â
You pinched his side at that, his own hand swatting at your attack at one of his multiple weak spots before inspecting the engine of your car with narrowed eyes; partial to the fact that Eddie had no actual inclination as to what he was looking for.
(The Volkswagen book from the library only captured his attention for so long.)
âSo,â Eddie started, his voice a little strained as he twisted the dipstick cap, âHow did the party go?â
You winced. âItâs safe to say that Stacey and I are no longer friends. Or even acquaintances.â
âNo kidding. Why?â Eddie stood as he pulled the dipstick out, bottom lip pouted out of a mixture of concentration and curiosity to the sudden downfall of your cherished friendship.
âShe got with my exânot that, that is the issue. Kind of.â When Eddie didnât have a visceral reaction to the mention of an ex, you continued with a nod of encouragement from him. You deflated, âStacey paraded him about, then gotâŚI donât know, mad at me for existing at the party after my ex said hey to me. Anyway, she went full bitch at me, so I left.â
Eddie nodded and inhaled. Big brown eyes widened as he began to smirk, âTheir loss. My gain.â
âYeah. Well, anyway.â You steered the conversation back to the task at hand. As much as you appreciated the stolen moment with your boyfriend, you wanted to go home and de-shed the birthday disaster off of you, âTell me sheâll live.â
Eddie leaned in, all smugness and charisma as he planted a kiss on your lips, followed by a handful of pecks as he spoke.
âMy gorgeousââ Kiss. ââSweetââ Kiss. âIntelligent and incredibly sexyââ Kiss. ââGirlfriend. When is the last time you put oil in this godforsaken motor?â
Ah.
Eddie studied your face knowingly.
He whispered, âBingo.â
After the diagnosis and mild shame that came with the lack of attention to your oil levelsânot because you didnât know how to do these things, you just had beenâŚpreoccupiedâyou handed the oil to Eddie after he nudged you out of the way because there was one thing that the Munson man craved, and it was called being needed.
He wiped his hands on the bandana that he had stuffed in his back jean pocket as a style choice and pushed the hood of your car back into place; successful in his handyman work that revived Bug the Beetle for another summer.
The lamppost closest to you flickered as you stepped into his personal space, arms slotted around his torso with your chin tilted so Eddie could easily slot his hand at the column of your neck.
You kissed him and pulled back with a soft laugh as he chased you for another kiss. Something he continuously attempted throughout your time kissing out of pure gluttony. You mumbled, âIâll turn her on.â
Eddie bent his head to gently bite your cheek, âI thought that was my job.â As you pulled away in disgust, Eddie shrugged, âWhat? Thatâs where you draw the line?â
âDonât be a pig, Munson.â You said as you sat in the drivers seat and turned the key in the ignition. The engine coughed awakeâquick to gloss over the small plume of smoke that billowed from beneath the hoodâas clapped with glee. You shut your eyes momentarily, âUgh. I love you.â
The atmosphere thickened almost immediately.
Shit.
Part of you prayed that Bug had done you a solid and made enough noise with its unhealthy set of engine lungs, so Eddieâwho stood with an incredible amount of prideâhad missed the minor slip of your tongue entirely.
(His face said otherwise.)
You wracked your brain for an excuse. You love your car! Which you did, but that wouldnât slide. You loved lifeâŚno. Nothing quick came to your, usually, quick-witted brain and you sat with the thought for only seconds more. OK, so, it had been at least three months since the officiating of your relationship with Eddie Munson that happened in the grass just outside of his trailer, making flower crowns for each other from the wild daisies. It wasnât like it was just two weeks past the whole labelling the thing between you two, which had been a hurricane of hormones and sexual activity.
Therefore, you were sort of justified. Right? Sure, there was the pact, and the minor scare that Eddie would run in the other direction. But, youâd die a hero. A lovesick hero who was in love with her boyfriend.
Yeah. That was it.
The inner turmoil was evident to Eddie whilst he chewed the flesh of his cheek to try prevent a shit-eating grin that showcased his dimples, to spread across his face. You were part of the problem for that. His inability to stop grinning like a fucking idiot.
He rounded the front of your car in a slow stroll, his hands clasped behind his back, boots kicking the asphalt beneath them. With your car door wide open, Eddie bent down with his hands rested against the roof for support.
âDonât even say a word.â You warned behind the palm of your hands, face hot was mortification. âHave you never called your teacher, Mom, before? This is the same thingâŚjust with the âLâ bomb.â
âUh huh.â Eddie hummed and removed one of your hands from your face, âI knew you would say it first.â
You frowned, âNo you didnâtââ
âHey.â Eddie levelled with you, âI love you too. AndâŚâ He leant over you to pull the lever that folded the passenger seat down, âIf you get in the back, I can match those words with actions. Because, actions happen to speak louder than words.â
His cockiness was unmatched. You let out a breathy laugh, âOh yeah? Iâd say youâre being a little greedy tonight, Eddie Munson.â
âSweetheart, Iâm always greedy with you.â Eddieâs jaw worked as his eyes trailed your body, âNow, move that cute ass, before I move it myself.â
It took you all of two seconds to haul yourself into the back of your car with Eddie hot on your heels. Clothes discarded, he spelt out his profession of his pure adoration for you with his tongue hot against your skin until the windows dripped with condensation.
With your hands threaded in his hair as he bit at your inner thigh, you managed to squeeze your eyes shut to ignore the intense flickering of the street lights and the continuous crackle of the radio that had been discarded in the front seat of the car, where Dustin Henderson was forewarning you of the time that had passed since your departure from the Henderson Household.
It was then safe to sayâonce you had returned home with a slight wobble in your step and hair that said sex in the back of a car rather than an innocent birthday partyâthat the hall pass Claudia Henderson had presented you would be revoked for the rest of your days.
A/n: Part 2? Im not good with angst....I crave happy endings.
James woke with a violent gasp.
For one horrifying second, he didnât know where he was.
His heart hammered against his ribs. His lungs burned. The nightmare still clung to him like smoke, refusing to let go.
He could still see it.
The blood.
The panic.
Your body growing colder in his arms.
Your smile as you asked if pigeons went to heaven.
Years of grief.
Years of drinking.
Years of missions that got more reckless with every passing day.
Then finally seeing you again at the end.Watching you hold out your hand.
Hearing you tell him heaven had pigeons.
The dream had felt so real.
Too real.
James sat upright in bed, breathing hard as sweat dampened the back of his shirt.
The room was dark except for the faint glow of the bedside clock.
Slowly reality returned.
His apartment.
His bedroom.
His life.
A soft sound from the hallway made his head snap toward the door, then it opened.
And there you were.
Alive.
Perfectly, wonderfully alive.
Sleep still clung to your features as you shuffled into the room carrying a glass of water. Your hair was messy from bed, your oversized sleep shirt hanging off one shoulder as you blinked against the dim light.
You looked entirely too normal for someone who had just been dead moments ago in his nightmare.
You yawned.
James was moving before he even realized it.
The mattress dipped as he crossed it in two strides and wrapped his arms around you.The water in the glass nearly sloshed over the side.
âJames?â
His grip tightened.
You made a small noise of surprise as he buried his face against your shoulder.
The scent of your shampoo.
The warmth of your skin.
The steady beat of your heart beneath his hand.
All of it was real.
All of it.
âHmmâŚâ you mumbled sleepily. âSomething wrong?â
James closed his eyes, he couldnât answer immediately.
Instead, he simply held you tighter.
The calendar hanging beside the dresser caught his attention.
His stomach dropped.
Todayâs date.
The date from the dream.
The date youâd died.
The date heâd planned to ask you to marry him.
The date heâd spent years mourning in a future that thankfully didnât exist.
His fingers curled against your back.
A second chance.
Thatâs what this felt like.
A second chance he hadnât earned but it was something that he was going to take.
You shifted slightly in his arms. âJames?â
He kissed the top of your head. âNo.â
The lie came easily.It always had.But this time it wasnât to protect himself.
It was because there was no possible way to explain that heâd just lived an entire lifetime without you.
That heâd watched you die.
That heâd spent years trying to follow you.
Instead he just held you, held you in silence as wanted to make sure that you'd never disappear, then finally he spoke.
âI think Iâd rather stay in today.â
You blinked slowly.
Confused.
âI thought you wanted to go out.â
He had.
Dinner reservations.
A ring hidden in his jacket.
Plans heâd spent weeks arranging.
In the nightmare, it had ended with blood on a sidewalk.
In reality?Suddenly none of it mattered.
âIâve changed my mind.â
You studied him for a moment before shrugging peering up at him. âHmmâŚokay.â
Trusting him without question.Just as you always did.The realization made his chest ache.
You set the water down and allowed him to guide you back toward bed.
A few moments later you were tucked against his side beneath the blankets.
James refused to let go.
One arm remained wrapped around your waist while his fingers lazily traced up and down your spine.
The simple movement grounded him.Kept the nightmare where it belonged.
Far away.
âJames.â
âHmm?â
Your voice was already drifting with sleep again, your fingers clutching his shirt. âDo you think pigeons go to heaven?â
For a second he froze.Then a laugh threatened to escape.
Not because the question was ridiculous.Though it absolutely was.
But because you had asked him that exact same thing.
In the dream.
In the nightmare.
In the future that would never happen, that he would make sure to not happen.
James looked down.
Your eyes were already closed.
Half asleep.
Completely unaware that youâd just shattered his heart all over again.
His hand moved to cup the back of your head.
âI believe they do."
The answer came easily.Because somewhere in another life, youâd convinced him they did.
A tiny smile appeared on your face.
âHmm." You snuggled closer. âThatâs good.â
Within seconds your breathing evened out.Fast asleep once more.
James remained awake.
Watching you.
Listening to every breath.
Feeling every rise and fall of your chest.
The ring hidden in his dresser suddenly felt very important.
Tomorrow.
He would ask tomorrow.
Not because he was afraid.
Not because he was rushing.
But because after dreaming of an entire lifetime without you, James Bond had discovered something terrifying.
There wasnât a single day on earth he wanted to waste.
Pulling you closer, he pressed a kiss against your forehead.
Then, for the first time all night, he finally allowed himself to relax.
Because you were here.
Alive.
Warm.
Safe in his arms.
And somewhere, James thought with a faint smile, heaven probably did have pigeons.
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A/n: Hahah here's that angst idea, I can admit I teared up for this.
Little angst AU for James cause I've been thinking of some angsty things
Warnings: Death, angst, blood, mention of an after life.
James Bond had planned every detail.
The restaurant overlooked the Thames, the city lights scattering across the dark water like fallen stars. It wasnât his style, not really. James had always preferred practicality over sentimentality, efficiency over grand gestures. Yet tonight there was a velvet box hidden inside his jacket pocket, and for the first time in years, he found himself nervous.
Not because of a mission.
Not because of an enemy.
Because of you.
You were sitting across from him, laughing about something completely ridiculous involving a pigeon that had stolen a touristâs sandwich earlier that afternoon. Your hands moved animatedly as you talked, your eyes bright with amusement while James watched you the way a starving man looked at a feast.
He loved this.
The normalcy.
The simplicity.
You.
The ring felt impossibly heavy in his pocket.
He was waiting for dessert.Waiting for the perfect moment.Waiting for forever to finally begin.
Then the gunshot rang out.
For a fraction of a second, James didnât understand what had happened.
The sound echoed across the crowded street.
People screamed.Glass shattered.
And suddenly you were staring at him with wide eyes.Confused....Almost surprised.The white blouse beneath your coat bloomed red.
âNo.â
The word left him before he realized heâd spoken.
Your chair crashed backward as your body slumped.
James was already moving.Already catching you before you hit the ground.Already screaming your name.The world dissolved into chaos around him.
Security.
Police.
Panicked civilians.
None of it mattered.
Not when your blood was soaking through his hands.Not when your breathing was growing weaker.
âStay with me,â he begged.
James Bond never begged.Yet he found himself doing it anyway.His hands pressed desperately against the wound.His heart hammered so violently he thought it might burst.
âLook at me. Look at me, darling.â
Your eyes found his.
Soft.
Gentle.
Even now.
Even dying.
And somehow you smiled.
A tiny thing.
Fragile.
Beautiful.
The same smile that had ruined him from the very beginning.
âJames.â
His throat closed. âDonât.â
âDonât be sad.â
A broken laugh escaped him.The sound bordered on hysteria. âHow exactly am I supposed to do that?â
Your lips twitched.
For a moment he saw the woman heâd fallen in love with again. The woman who could find something ridiculous in absolutely any situation.
Then you asked the strangest question imaginable.
âDo you think pigeons go to heaven, James?â
The tears finally came.
Hot.
Relentless.
Merciless, sliding down his cheeks as a broken sob escaped his lips. Because of course that would be your final question.
Not about yourself.
Not about fear nor death.
But about Pigeons.
Youâd chosen pigeons.
His forehead pressed against yours. âI donât know.â
âI hope they do.â Your smile widened slightly.
âI do too.â
Your eyes fluttered.And then...Nothing.Nothing at all.
The world ended in James Bondâs arms.
The years that followed were ugly.
James took missions nobody else wanted.
The dangerous ones.The impossible ones.The suicidal ones.
M would glare at him across briefing tables.Q would argue.Moneypenny would worry but none of it mattered.
Because every morning he woke up without you.And every night he went to sleep without you.
What was a bullet compared to that?
What was death compared to loneliness?
The drinking started slowly.
One glass became two, then two became entire bottles.
Not because he enjoyed it. No, because when he drank enough, he dreamed.
And in those dreams, you were still there.
Waiting.
Smiling.
Talking about birds.
Asking impossible questions.
He knew it wasnât healthy, he knew it wasnât real.
But it was all he had left.
Years passed.
The world kept turning and James....James simply endured it.
The final mission was supposed to be routine.
At least, thatâs what theyâd told him.But routine never existed in his line of work.
The gunfire erupted from three directions.
An ambush.
The explosion knocked him backward.Something hot tore through his side.Then another bullet found his chest.
The radio crackled frantically.
Voices shouted his name.Someone was running toward him.Trying to reach him.Trying to save him.
But James barely heard any of it.Because suddenly the pain was gone.
The battlefield faded.
The smoke disappeared.
And standing several feet away was you.
Exactly as he remembered.
Exactly as heâd dreamed.
Beautiful.
Alive.
Smiling.
His breath caught.
âHello, James.â
For the first time in years, he smiled without forcing it.Without pretending.Without the pain.
The rescue team reached him.Hands grabbed his shoulders.Someone yelled for a medic.
And James ignored them.
Because you were holding out your hand.
Waiting.
Patient as ever.
âJames?â
âHmm?â
You grinned, the same grin that had once made him fall hopelessly in love.
âDid you know Heaven has pigeons?â
A laugh escaped him.Warm,Genuine.The first real laugh heâd had since losing you.
âThat so?â
âYes.â
You slipped your hand into his, ring glinting on your finger. Your hand fit perfectly against his, just like they always had.
Excitement sparkled in your eyes. The kind only you could have while discussing something so utterly absurd.
âI canât wait for you to meet them.â
The battlefield vanished completely to him, the shouting disappeared, the pain vannished.
None of it mattered, only you.
Only your hand in his.
Only your smile.
And for the first time since that terrible night beside the Thames, James Bond wasnât sad anymore.
Your voice chattering happily beside him as together, you both turned and walked toward the light.
And somewhere in the distance, he could have sworn he heard the flutter of hundreds of wings.