mortifer

I just love that multiple people not only thought “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

Incomprehensible cosmic entity that's trying to teach me a valuable lesson about life and love genuinely unsure whether I honestly haven't noticed the Groundhog Day time loop or whether I'm just doing a bit.

#me: simply refusing to acknowledge the time loop because it's fucking derivative