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intriga-hounds

Idk if youve seen this

fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

tolkientrash

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

iguanamouth

shes almost here

miscriont

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

craptaztic

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

mace-from-outerspace

Y’all better behave, you have two months

aseriouscomedian

You better watch out

dontexpecttomakesense

Hello, would you be interested in...

nickyvmlp

I’m listening

thevictoryfire88

Me too

ace-pervert

@bulbasaur-propaganda

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

a collection of underrated tweets, part 2

(the series)

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retrogamingblog

Ditto Eeveelution Gashapon Figures released by the Pokemon Center

best-blurst-of-times

Deep Frog

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do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description

naidje-deactivated

“It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”

— H. P. Lovecraft,

At the Mountains of Madness

space-lord-joe-kewl

This.. actually makes a fine reference to what a lovecraftian eldritch abomination SHOULD BE. not just.. tentacles and darkness. Perpetually changing, not cemented in form, with an otherworldly feel to it. Completely unrecognizable by most human descriptions, and only able to be viable perceived by those fine enough to be an adept wordsmith.

canofstars

I think that this is very nearly an ideal representation of a lovecraftian eldritch horror, because the video that we see is (I’m fairly certain) footage that has been fed through Google deep dream.

The reason the frog looks so weird is because the program is trying to look at the frog, figure out what it is, and then overlay other images of the same thing.

The the thing about lovecraftian horrors issn’t just that they look conventionally weird or gross or scary. Instead, they are things that are so utterly alien that the human mind cannot properly comprehend what it is looking at. They defy description because they defy understanding.

And here we have a video of a computer, a simple silicon substitute for the human mind, struggling to understand what it is looking at, in much the same way that you would be hard pressed to understand a shoggoth.

sonic06apologist

Doge Frog

ghoul-teeth

otherwindow

Sakurai and his team did it. They really fixed Snake’s ass. Legends.

pramanixx

catsi

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

catsi

some of you are acting like i hate salt and vinegar chips and i need to clarify: i do not hate them. old dutch baked salt & vinegar chips is my favourite flavour of chips and one time i ate two bags of them in two days and my tongue started bleeding. i love the goddamn things. but why did humanity make them. to what end. my tongue literally bled from eating them. the flavour of them is just acid and salt. their gimmick is pain. and yet……. Chips Good…….

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shouldnt

I think I just peed my pants.

unf0rgivingly

For the love of god watch this until the end

dope-ethiopian

I saw my life flash before my eyes

clown-femme

interview with the vampire but the interviewer is eric andre

aceofvase

The entire time there’s an extremely weak UV spotlight pointed toward the vampire–not enough to cause serious harm, but enough to make him visibly uncomfortable

Eric Andre spends the a good portion of the interview whittling things that almost look like stakes and then turn into something else

The “stunning realism and quality” of Lost Boys: The Tribe is brought up more than once

At one point Eric Andre asks if the vampire in question is “one of those Bram Stoker-types”. He’s not, but before he can answer or get clarification the fire sprinklers above his chair all turn on with the most flow possible

Because the vampire’s chair is thoroughly soaked, they bring him a replacement. It’s made of ash wood

Hannibal Buress is standing directly behind him for the duration of the interview, eating garlic bread. He offers some to the vampire. Several times

retrogamingblog

pastrytown-deactivated20190204

bloodroyale

please, call me duncan

mr donuts is my father

kaedien

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real-faker

I designed a bumper sticker

real-faker

holy SHIT I’m sitting at a drive thru and this older woman just came up and knocked on my window, so I rolled it down a crack, and she gave me a thumbs up and said, “capitalism is the Antichrist!”, I’m fucking dying hsjanxbxhxh

bearglitch

I am glad you are also using non-capitalistic computers, cars, video games, and art supplies…. right?

real-faker

Yeah no shit dude, and this all went down in the drive thru of a non-capitalistic MickeyD’s too

antifa-hulk

Someone post The Comic

antifa-hulk

cwbintn

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