you fall to the trees

let 👏 actors 👏 have 👏 male 👏 pattern 👏 baldness 👏 again

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

Stephen King’s Fujo

imagine you’re a man ALONE in SPACE and your best friend is an ALIEN and you look like RYAN GOSLING and suddenly your ALIEN BUDDY who looks like a ROCK so you called him ROCKY tells you there is a HUMAN covered in BLOOD and you break into his SUBMARINE that he was WELDED INTO and you find that the ONLY OTHER HUMAN FOR THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS is the youtuber MARKIPLIER

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

@thelingerstraits

okay hi sorry if this was all rhetorical but we do know for a fact that the rp character who predates the best known iteration of the story also includes Liu by that name and the picture used for him is visibly a white man. there is no explicit depiction of race in the best known iteration of the story to my recollection. genuinely i do not know where the fuck the first person to introduce the concept of Liu to the JTK mythos got the name because I have SEEN the old images and that is a picture of a white man. however that creator's interpretation of the characters is really only carried on via Jeff and Liu's names (and i think they also might kinda suck as a person hence i'm being vague abt them). the popular creepypasta version however i do feel COULD be read with the lens of liu (and potentially also jeff) being chinese due to the infamous "liu is sent to juvie" plot beat wherein liu is immediately taken at his word when lying to protect jeff and it is assumed that jeff telling the truth was lying to protect liu. there could easily be a reading of that as having a racial aspect. i personally hc them both as being half chinese half white but liu being noticeably queer bc there is also immediate prejudice towards jeff in a way that tbh makes more narrative sense if you take the woods kids to be racial minorities in the setting that reads as very implicitly white. but that is just my own thoughts. also i think liu is a trans girl.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people