“Lexapro? Let’s a go!” -Mario on medication, probably

I don’t think dandelions are weeds. I think dandelions are free flowers that four year olds can pick for their mommies

that the people who care about you aren’t, in fact, incrementally & constantly adjusting their opinion of you based on how stupid or cool your last interaction with them was….is something i actively try believing in every single day & when it works it brings my heart great peace

idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable 

To be chosen. To be cared for. To be loved. The sweetest thing. The warmest thing.

babygirl i am going to chop these vegetables so roughly. does the diversity of shapes on display in these pieces of onion make you want me

Call me baby, call me sweetie, call me darling

fuck sex the only thing that matters is when you do sick jumps in the nomad and your crewmates laugh

all bad bitches have a praise kink but can’t take a compliment

When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately

women can not be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our camera roll. it’s the gatherer instinct