(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

i'd never jerk off. i'm nice. i'd only hero off.

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

The Strawhat crew has all seen each other naked at one point or another (non-sexual)(I'm serious dude). Or even if they havent seen each other fully naked all at once, they've seen each others bits and pieces. You think Nami who goes outside to play volleyball or fight the government in a bikini has never had a titty slip? You think Luffy who loves to party has never been asked by a drunk pirate if everything stretches and been delighted to show everything can become a balloon animal if you try? You think Franky has never stepped out into the deck on a sunny afternoon with his jorts around his ankles and screamed "CHECK OUT MY SUUUPERRR INVENTION" and showed off his penis sniper rifle?

actually i don't want to talk about my feelings i'd rather engage in hand to hand combat

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.