Haec·Feles·Dormit

what is this from

the titanic

louise why do you have this

how did I not realize that dashcon 2 was happening yesterday

The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

The human body is such bullshit, why is it possible for me to accidentally get a chunk of ham in my nasal cavity.

??????

also "the Host only has Jesus in it and not the holy spirit"??? youre gonna accuse me of being wrong about eucharistic dogma while espousing antitrinitarianism????? you think that jesus and the holy spirit arent one-and-three? and youre saying i'm wrong about the nature of the eucharist?!?!!?!?!!

if we go with the dietary restriction option, would desecrating the host work to make it safe for the vampire? or could you deconsecrate it in the same way that old churches are (maybe the catholic vampire has a bishop friend)? i don't know if that would make it count as wine again in the eyes of the church, which our devout RC vampire would of course have to defer to

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

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