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[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.

[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.

[MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.

[MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but places…

[MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

[MSG:] THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.

[MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

[MSG:] Can you pick me up? The threeway turned into a twoway while I sit here alone in the corner…

[MSG:] Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.

[MSG:] You know, my friends think I make these stories up…

[MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise.

[MSG:] My cute new neighbor has a cast on his leg. How sad is it that my first thought was, “Hey! This one can’t run away!”.

[MSG:] OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still…

[MSG:] I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.

[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”

[MSG:] He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.

[MSG:] Uh, I almost got the bride to go down on me. I’m the smoothest maid of honor ever.

[MSG:] Somehow a ride to Walgreens turned into a threesome.

[MSG:] Yeah, don’t like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her “the whore that was assigned to live with me.”

[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?

[MSG:] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.

[MSG:] There were containers of weed in the piñata.

[MSG:] So far today I’ve had six shots of tequila, one joint, I’ve hit three parties, made out with two people and been chased by security. It is spring break.

[MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMING “TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP

[MSG:] I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon.

[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…

[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.

[MSG:] I’m actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We’re just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators.

[MSG:] See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.

   he silently pondered seven’s question for a moment-he wasn’t quite sure why he had invited the hacker to dinner. it had been a while since he had sat down and had a decent conversation with seven, so he considered that to be it. 

   “what? I can’t invite a friend to dinner without being interrogated?” he chuckled softly, a hand at his chin. “i guess i just couldn’t stand being away from you for so long.” he  teased, resting his arm on the table in front of him, leaning in ever so slightly. though they were surrounded by other people, to zen, it felt like the entire restaurant was reserved for just the two of them. he felt as if he was in his own little world. 

In the back of his mind, Seven hoped he wasn’t… prodding in any way shape or form; if it turns out Zen needed to let out steam and then Seven went and not only bombarded him with unwanted praise, but also forced Zen’s hand so he could be told why he wanted the hacker to have dinner with him… well, it was a mundane question, and Zen didn’t exactly need a reason. Seven was just being selfish, in a way.

“Yeah, you have been pretty busy with work, but it’s all paid off in the end, yeah? You’ve pleased a lot of people with your performance; at least your work can be recognized like that.” Voice stops, lips pulling into a thin line, keeping himself from going off on a rant Zen has probably heard one time too many. Yellow orbs flit over Zen’s face at the second statement, almost as though he’s caught off guard by what is probably a joke of a question.

i made some mysme stickers the other day with some of the dateable (and wish they were dateable) cast ;;

hahaha finally got to see Unknown in action on Zen’s route and just….the options led my mind somewhere…… .. 

[source] from @zyglavis‘s twitter (let me know if you don’t want me using your pic).

Hello, I need to talk to you about something important. 

It seems that, in the past few days, Cheritz has finally started banning those who were using cheats to take advantage of the game and get HG and chatrooms without paying Cheritz (which is called “stealing” by the way). Some of these people have started a petition with currently 600+ signatures to get Cheritz to unban them despite their actions to take profit from the company illegally and unfairly.

I and my network do not support this petition or these actions. 

I personally am disgusted at how people feel the right that they can ask a small game company in Korea, who have been nothing but generous with how much compensation and free routes they give us, to continue giving free passes to users who were taking advantage of them.

Cheritz is just a small company, working with a customer base of at least 1 million. They have been nothing but helpful and supportive, listening to people’s issues and having an amazing customer service and constantly giving out compensation for every update. They gave us 3 routes for free when other companies would have made people pay for all 5, not just Deep and after/secret ends. The HG costs, which people constantly complain about, is so little compared to the costs of mobile game companies such as Voltage or Solmare (Voltage doesn’t allow you to even read the routes for free, and Solmare’s free games, if you want to go faster, makes you pay $1.50 PER TICKET to play an episode, and an episode is even shorter than a chatroom). Cheritz doesn’t even run ads; they have no revenue besides HG costs. Which means that when people are using cheats to not buy HG and play the game for free, they are directly robbing the game makers of their wages to live/eat/pay their bills.

Again, we do not support the ones making this petition or  giving one star to Cheritz on the app reviews, because they are cheating to take advantage of and demanding that a small game company  make the game completely free, therefore they are not welcome in this fandom. 

Cheritz need to pay their employees to eat, live, pay their bills, and continue developing the game and more games in the future too.

Please support Cheritz and not the cheaters.