hi

hi if you’re safe to do so you should probably be reblogging this the idea that trans women are socialized as anything but women is one of the most potent arguments for stripping us of our humanity

this shit kills me every time

Oh my god!!!! The whole room felt that blow

Lmaooo that even hurt the other girls there

straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp* 😳 guys… my Gaydar®™©…. is tingling. 😩🖖 i have the best Gay senses. 🤔 i have the power ✊ to see 🕵🏻 right through the Gay’s thick 👥 external straight™ layers and into their ⭐️gay⭐️ soul. 👁 i am one with the gay community. 🙌👬 I can feel their kind in my bones🙏 …. A gay psychic🔮…. If u will…… 👀

After a gay guy says another “masculine” guy is gay. Straight girl: You are just hoping. 😒Trust me, my Gaydar®™ is amazing💅 I visited NYC/San Francisco once 👬👬 You just wish he was gay because you want him 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨if he were gay 🌈 I would ✨know✨besides, one time, we met eyes 🌜🌛 and let me tell you, 💁 he wants me 😘

Stereotyping straights are we?

Yeah bc they won’t stop murdering us so we unwind from the stress with some light humour

you know what’s one of the best things about being gay?? having gay friends who you can just be really gay with… like not romantic partners or crushes or whatever (which are awesome too) but gay friends who you can just… be unabashedly and enthusiastically yourself with

OMG ppl are like “the cast and crew at la la land were so nice to give up the award” ??? ? ?? ??????? ?? ?? THEY LOST of course they have to give it up what you think there was an option for them to keep it????? I’m shitting

LA LA LAND FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet