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i’m committing to this bit #vapeculture #feminism https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn5oihIAlus/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=msxsuo0invgv

what cometh before the fall? that’s right: iced coffee. #pride #notthegaykind #thebadkind #☕️

maybe a little premature with that first sign... #now #kindanow #practicallyliterallynow

contained my teen delinquent urges & just added the comma digitally instead of with a sharpie #punctuationmatters #gooddeedfortheday #smartchoices #selfless #saint

what’s the best drill bit for dimples? i want like, huge Bianca del Río ones. i’m thinking 1/2” circular bit but i dunno, suggestions welcome #biancadelrio #diy #selfimprovement #flipthisface #flopthisface

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there are many unamused cats, but this one is mine. #gonnacasuallyleanonthispile #ohnoimslipping #itsfineignoreit #thehumanswontnotice #playitcoolplayitcool

All men must learn. #polyglot #polymath #polywhatever #learningisfun #readingisfundamental #duolingo (at Northampton, Massachusetts)