im gay

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

there are two kinds of people…

actually no its just me i planned this text post for notes

i bet jim has said “fuck you and your eyebrows” at least once to spock

#you know he has #and spock has raised one eyebrow in return (teashoesandhair) 

#followed by a quick look away from jim  #goddamn eyebrows  #(try as he might he can't do the one eyebrow thing and spock catches him in the chair one night  #pushing one of them up and cursing at it 'why the fuck is this so hard')

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

what’s cooler than being cool?

hypothermia

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I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

(sigh) I’ve seen these before, but this one’s particularly beautiful.

I feel like I’m supposed to be marveling over the fact that this is a loaf of bread that’s been preserved for thousands of years, and don’t get me wrong, that’s hella cool.  But honestly, I’m mostly struck by the unexpected news that “bread fraud" was apparently once a serious concern.

Let me tell you about the fake cronuts that are showing up on craigslist.

In medieval England, in fact, bread fraud was such a problem that housewives would make their own bread dough, and bring that to the baker just for baking (rather than having a hot oven in their house). And then they STILL had to worry that the baker would steal their dough and replace it with crappy stuff.

Still waiting for that ancient rome + bakery + white collar crime AU. 

Look, if y’all don’t think that the Bread Fraud fandom is the tightest shit, I don’t even know what to tell you.

BREAD FRAUD