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DUDE?!?!

#it was there all along #i’m onto something #project hail mary #phm #aroace

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One of my favourite things about the PHM movie is Grace cuts his own hair and beard at first, and it’s messy but he does it himself.

When we cut to a few days later, his hair and beard are even shorter and in a neat style, and the only logical conclusion I can come up with is that Armando got to him in his sleep and fixed it, as per programming.

Which is objectively hilarious.

i’m so funny

#project hail mary #phm movie #funny

h4zelnut-coffee54

Had a dream where they made a Project Hail Mary sequel called “Project Hail Miku” where Ryland Grace goes back to Earth but is fired from his job as a teacher due to safeguarding issues regarding lab equipment.

I then woke up and reached for my phone to make a note of this before I forgot, subsequently knocking over a bottle of nail super glue onto my nightstand and all over my hands. 😐

I am now frantically trying to dissolve glue off of my hands before I am late to my physics class.

How’s your day going?

h4zelnut-coffee54

I think I have to accept that this nail file is now a part of my nightstand

Had a dream where they made a Project Hail Mary sequel called “Project Hail Miku” where Ryland Grace goes back to Earth but is fired from his job as a teacher due to safeguarding issues regarding lab equipment.

I then woke up and reached for my phone to make a note of this before I forgot, subsequently knocking over a bottle of nail super glue onto my nightstand and all over my hands. 😐

I am now frantically trying to dissolve glue off of my hands before I am late to my physics class.

How’s your day going?

#project hail mary #phm #dreams #anyone have any tips to remove superglue 😢#ryland grace

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I almost need forthur to be like a “they’ve kissed a million times but always forgot it in the morning” type thing like tragic yearning never satisfied mess, y’know?

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Related canon snippet under the cut

#ford prefect #freaky #Ford is canonically implied to be a bottom

Gay flag but it’s colour picked from Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent in the 1981 BBC adaptation of the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

#ford prefect #h2g2 #arthur dent #Bjork gay flag #pride month #forthur

Stop using anti Ford Prefect language!

#h2g2 #ford prefect #meme #the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

The year, is 2050…

There are 5, unskipable, 60 second ads before every YouTube video.

A freddo costs £9.99.

Smart-fridges now require a monthly subscription service to keep your food cool.

The superwholock fandom is somehow still alive and well?

#superwholock #black mirror vibes #you will never catch me buying a smart-fridge #or a ring doorbell #meme

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I’ve been advised to post this? Sure ig

#objectum #graphs #maths #a levels #I’ve been told to post this 🤷

I printed out a photo of René Descartes as emotional support for my philosophy exam today

#philosophy #rene descartes #exampreparation #a levels #a level philosophy #philosophy memes

volcanicflowers

just a really big fan

h4zelnut-coffee54

How I turn up to college with my two massive binders of philosophy and physics stuff

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Ford Prefect would've absolutely annihilated a Scientology speedrun

Ford Prefect is so cool, I wish autistic alcoholics were real :(

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