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YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS NOW. I REPEAT: YOU CAN NOW CHANGE YOUR EMAIL ON YOUR STAR STABLE ACCOUNT.
When I tell you I have been waiting a decade to say this. ;-; I made the damn email when I was a tween and it neededddd changing. Time to throw that old one out, finally!!
Yoooooo!! Lemme tell you my email has been changed like twice and I also changed my name and my bank card has been renewed like 3 times from when I first created my sso account. I've been trying to fix a bug in the game for years but due to those roadblocks I couldn't confirm that I was the same account holder hähä. Maybe now I can fix that pesky bug that didn't let me continue the MAIN story.
after like 15 years of being on the internet i decided to just go by a screen name online as opposed to my actual name 👍 so, no, the new name on my profile isn't like, my new name, just that
magical that i remember my sso account details after years of not playing and not even having access to that email address anymore afaik.
might download the game on my laptop and play again sometime
realistically how hard would it be to create a master post of all the terrible decisions sse has made
Not hard at all lmao, though community input might be necessary because obviously not everyone is going to be aware of everything. Here’s what I got off the top of my head, maybe if people pitch in we can make a more detailed post!
-antisemitism around Christmas and Pi the witch
(-Hiring Julian)
-problematic redesign choices, this one could be split into several subcategories like Chiyo, Sabine, Holdsworth,,,
-firing freelance workers, leading to the discontinuation of comics, books and music.
-the mistfall series (maybe not the worst idea in theory, but I can’t imagine it brought in more business and money than it cost)
-the fucking candle
-relating to the candle, clearly wanting to sell their players things but releasing absolutely 0 merch
-horse girl is a slur
-back when it happened, collabing with jojo siwa was a big controversy because people didn’t think she fit the game
-AI art
-They’ve been reported to Konsumentvert for breaking laws regarding advertisements toward kids.
-Maybe a personal gripe of mine but not being more active during women’s day for a company that advertises itself as by women for girls. I think one time they posted “every day is women’s day on jorvik” on Instagram and that was. Questionable.
-AI music

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>sylvie miststream returns
>”im so white black people explode when they see me”
>”black people food” like “kfc chicken and watermelon” makes her throw up
>”im going to make videos saying the n-word once a week”
>she only hates black people, everyone else is fine
>says the n-word hard r twice
>”If you’re black and you think I’m racist you have mental health issues”
Anyway she says she has nothing left to lose because she lost her sso account so she can be free to troll all she wants but she does still have a YouTube account that can be suspended for hateful content.
Do not watch her video if you go to report it, do not give her a second of watch time, if you want to watch the video in full you can download it and play it on your desktop.
Stalker, SSL Katja's horse.
idk but when I try a new drawing program, I always draw this horse
Every day I hope that someday sso will come to the switch because yeah mobile’s great and all but I just find the switch more comfortable to use
SSL Katja's horse, Staker.
sse when they make lisa a country girl with bland generic songs instead of punk, turn alex into more of a comic relief instead of a warrior (and gives her muscles but her clothes cover them), doesnt allow anne to be angry after her trauma and then introduces the new dark riders as a lot more masculine than before 💕💗💝💓💟❣💯

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SSE, your "in-game economy" is in shambles
i find it very rich that they say this considering they have been doing that. actively. for years
they just don't want to...balance the allowance with the inflation...that they caused...?
realistically how hard would it be to create a master post of all the terrible decisions sse has made
Not hard at all lmao, though community input might be necessary because obviously not everyone is going to be aware of everything. Here’s what I got off the top of my head, maybe if people pitch in we can make a more detailed post!
-antisemitism around Christmas and Pi the witch
(-Hiring Julian)
-problematic redesign choices, this one could be split into several subcategories like Chiyo, Sabine, Holdsworth,,,
-firing freelance workers, leading to the discontinuation of comics, books and music.
-the mistfall series (maybe not the worst idea in theory, but I can’t imagine it brought in more business and money than it cost)
-the fucking candle
-relating to the candle, clearly wanting to sell their players things but releasing absolutely 0 merch
-horse girl is a slur
-back when it happened, collabing with jojo siwa was a big controversy because people didn’t think she fit the game
-AI art
-They’ve been reported to Konsumentvert for breaking laws regarding advertisements toward kids.
-Maybe a personal gripe of mine but not being more active during women’s day for a company that advertises itself as by women for girls. I think one time they posted “every day is women’s day on jorvik” on Instagram and that was. Questionable.
i just need to walk through this step by step to see if I understand it better.
Jojo Siwa rebrands and someone at SSE thinks wow, we could make fun of this
Raptor is hyped as coming back for the equestrian festival with a whole new name, with his songs playing in the backgrounds of trailers.
Raptor appears and reveals that his new name is rizz razz the riff rapscalion or something to that effect
That's all. He doesn't say anything else. There is no quest. There is no music. He rhymes a little bit but then he just stands there.
Somehow we are meant to glean that this is a joke, the entire setup was a joke, the comeback is a joke, the idea of him playing songs was so far from SSE's minds that, when people in the comments said "was that all? i wanted him to put on a concert" the social media team responded with "great idea, we'll see if he's up for it in the future!"
They do not, and ladies and gentlepeople this is the important part, announce that it is a joke. They make two responses to instagram comments where they imply that they just wanted to be silly, but the idea of Raptor realizing the namechange is weird, wrong or not something to pursue is not brought up, so despite it being a joke, he is canonically Rizzy now
Raptor is still raptor(?) Raptor is not making music, he's not even performing music. ALL of this for SSE to go haha what if we changed his name.
Yeah i still don't understand it
that motherfucker was up there soul searching in them there woods for six fucking years and the best he could come up with is RIZZY
i'm still standing by this

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(._. ) this game makes shit decisions like it’s an Olympic sport
credit to @phoebified for alerting me to this and making me go do my research!! i mostly related sámi gákti to having square shapes around the neck bc i mostly saw sámi men around the karesuando/kiruna area (where my family is mostly from) and didn't really see these open V shapes much. they may also have been covered with shawls when i wouldve seen them.
besides what ive put in the pic, its also worth noting that sámi culture includes a traditional singing style called joik (has different names in different sámi languages) which is very well known in scandinavia. so the fact that she deals with music may or may not also relate to the image of "mysterious" indigenous music.
"katja is cold and mysterious" (sso website) and ofc an evil villain - not appropriate traits to associate with an oppressed indigenous people in the global far north (icy and cold and scary).
this part is not related to sámi design influence, but it's also interesting that katja is albinism coded (ableist stereotype in villains) which also wasnt something i really thought about until it was pointed out ("fictional girl with white/grey hair" was my initial reading). and i also didnt really pay attention to the fact until just now, that her horse mortifa is blind, which also ties back into both albinism and ableism. blindness, especially white or clouded eyes as mortifa has, as a disability in itself shouldnt be treated as "ooh spooky" or evil. we do have a positive representation blind character in sso in rania, as well as a few positive or neutral characters with glasses, and at the end of the day we do want all kinds of representation - i want to see my own disabilities and traits in both good, bad, and neutral characters - but i do think its notable that the horse with blindness is tied to the albinism coded character and that they're villains.
feel free to add on any replies to this, i'm not in any way an expert on sámi culture (just casual knowledge) nor on albinism.